ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th April 2025

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

We're baaaack, AGAIN! This one is probably a skip for younger ears hahaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. Hi guys and welcome back. Oh no, you didn't go anyway. Hi guys, we're back. They might have. They might have gone somewhere.

Might have been on holiday. But we're back. We're back guys. We're back, the potty's back. Roll call, Clint. Present. Claudia. Present.

Brie. Present. Ella. No, I'm in China for my honeymoon. Pixie. Yay. Present. Yay.

We won. Pixie will be filling in for Ella over the next five weeks. A big five-hitter. Have you been told over the next five weeks. A big five-header. Have you been told that it's five weeks? I was told a month. Yeah, because a week of it was last week, I think. Oh, right, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

You've been overqualified for the job. Really? Yeah, I think you're too qualified. Did you like my CV that much? Well, you've come down from upper ZDM management. You're a leader. You're the big dog. To be Claudia's bitch.

How's it feel? Feels good, I like being your bitch. Well, then sweet as. You're into it. Sweet, everyone wins. What's everyone been doing? Just thinking about Ella's honeymoon. And the fact that she's gone to China for her honeymoon.

I think it's so cool. I can't say I've heard. It's cause Ryan can speak Chinese, so I think it's an ease thing. Well he can speak English too. Yeah. He could go to London. Could have went to Australia, could have went to...

We bullied her a little bit, in a nice way. When we say we bullied her. It's just not the destination you think of when you think honeymoon, is it? She was going to do five weeks in China for her honeymoon. And we said you've got to go somewhere else. We said you have to go somewhere for like a holiday holiday. So she bought from Thailand in there as well. Yeah, and then they're yeah, they're going to Thailand after that. Well they can get the happy ending Thai massages then. What?

His and hers. His and hers happy ending. That's the way to do it right. Did I ever tell you guys about the win? Can you get a hers one over there? Surely. Why not? You can get anything in Thailand at the same price. A quality, a quality, um, do I tell you guys about the weird... Can you get a hers one over there? Surely. Why not? You can get anything in Thailand at a cheap price. A quality... A quality what? Handjob?

Equality. Oh equality. Equality. Not a quality. I paid good money for this! Did I ever tell you guys about the weird massage I had in Vietnam? No. Is this okay for... Say more? Podcast? you guys about the weird massage I had in Vietnam. No. Is this okay for the same one?

Podcast? Well, Pixie already said happy ending, so we're down the path. Yeah. Honestly, I was in Vietnam, went to get this massage and you know what I'm like, I don't like massages and the people I was with, my partner at the time was like, no, we should go get this massage, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, so we were both in the same room, which made me feel comfortable. So they-

Your partner? Yes. So we walk in- Hot. We walk into the front of this shop and it's real nice, like real fancy. And I was like, okay, I feel comfortable like this, you know, cause I'm not a big massage person.

And they, anyway, so we walk in, we pay our money, and then they're like, oh, you can, because I'm not a big massage person. And they were anyway. So we walk in, we pay our money and then they're like, oh, you can go with this lady. She'll take you to your room. Anyway, I'm not joking when I say we walk down this hallway, down some steps around this back alley, down some more steps into this other. I was kind of like, where the fuck are we going? I was like, I'm going to die here.

It finally those tunnels they've got. It was so bizarre. I was like, this is so far away from, you know, the front facing of the shop. We get to this room and they open the door and it's the darkest room. Like, and when I say dark, like dark can be moody and nice or whatever.

This was like, some bad shit's happening in it. I walk in, I look down at the bed and they've got white towels on the bed that are so stained. Oh, grim! And, so bad! Anyway, it ended with the massage. It got way too close to parts of my chest that I would not want to. It was a female.

Hard to tell. No, it was female. It was, they were, they were female masseuse. Oh yeah. Masseuse? Masseuses. Masseuses. Mr. Seuss.

Mr. Seuss. Anyway, there was some hands that went into certain areas and I didn't know. Moussouss. Moussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussoussous like bottom of my bum shaking. It was not, I did not love it. Did she say anything? Did you have the ability to go, you have the ability to go, not there please. The weirdest part was when I was laying on my stomach and at one point I felt her like get up onto the bed. Like she had got up onto the bed and then she literally was just standing on me. get up onto the bed, like she had got up onto the bed

and then she literally was just standing on me. And that part of the massage, I was kind of like, oh. Yeah, yeah. And then afterwards, because I was like. They hold the ropes, eh? Well afterwards I was like, how is she balancing? Because like, you know, it's not the most stable. And afterwards I've looked up and they had like,

yeah, bars on the roof. And the weirdest bit is she would have been thinking you were into it. Everything that she was doing it. It's not for her benefit. She's not getting anything out of it. She would be thinking, oh, this this Australian. I'm going to get a big tip. Yeah, but also this is what she's into.

So I had a time.'s having a great time. Did she give you a cigarette afterwards? No, but I think maybe that's where my pure hatred of massages comes from. It took me a long time to get into them too. I haven't had one in a long time. Do you prefer a male or a female masseuse? Great question.

I don't know that I've ever had a male masseuse. Really? Yeah. Should we get Clint a male masseuse to come in? We'll have to put some ropes on the ceiling. What would you guys prefer? Yeah, if they're standing on me, probably female. If it's the one Pixie was talking about. What are you guys wanting? Female, male, masseuse? If I had to, Pixie was talking about. What about this? What are you guys wanting? Female, male, masseuse? If I had to, I also hate a massage. Probably a female.

I figured it out. If it's a sports massage, man. If it's a relaxation massage. I thought we were about equality here. Yeah, why? Why do the men know more about sports? No, they're stronger. I want them to get under.

I agree. If it's upper body, female. If it's lower body, male. Interesting. Oh, okay. No, because I feel like you can get more gritty on the legs. As you put it together, you're a perfect person. Up top, I want them to be female.

Down bottom, I want them to be male. Remember that time you guys all got away from each other? Down bottom, mermaid. Mermaid would be hot. Pretty hot. That's the half you'd want to be male. Remember that time you guys all got away from him? Mermaid. Mermaid would be hot. Pretty hot. That's the half you'd want to be mermaid. That's the half you'd want to be fish. Have you guys ever had a sexual dream about a cartoon? Yes.

Ooh. I've had so many cartoon character crushes in my life. It's probably unhealthy. Really? Wait, should we say who our top one was on the count of three? Yep. One, one two three Kim Possible Kim Possible Aladdin and Peter Pan

Peter Pan is hot. No one said teenage Simba Adult Simba. I do I do teenage Simba. I get it. I get it. I feel like a more More into adult Simba these days. Yeah, right. And to be honest, Mufasa is the hottest. Keep it legal, right? I'm on the scar. Eww. That's so... Scar's on myth.

I mean, yeah, well... I don't think I have. I'm into Jafar. Jessica Rabbit? Jafar. Yeah, Jafar. No, not Jessica Rabbit. Oh, yeah.

Something sexy about Jafar. She-Go. You'd like She-Go. I was always into Action Man. Abu. Oh yeah. Something sexy about Jafar. Shego. You'd like Shego. I was always into Action Man. Aboo. Rafiki. Action Man's hot. Getting freaky with Rafiki. What about He-Man? No. Who's He-Man? Johnny Bravo. Who else did you say Pixie? I liked Tintin. Tintin? Yeah. Tintin and Bust. Wasn't it Tintin and bust? Was in Tintin. Oh, what was the little boy's name? He had like really spiky- Arnold. Bart.

Not Bart. Hey Arnold, the football head? His sisters were like lab assistants or something, like scientists. Dexter's lab. Oh, I can't remember. And he had a dog. Oh, Johnny Test.

Johnny Test. Yeah, who's Johnny Test? I like Johnny Test. He was a cartoon network, I can't remember any other dog. Oh, Johnny Test. Johnny Test. Wait, who's Johnny Test? I like Johnny Test. He was a Cartoon Network, I think. Show. Yeah, I think so. Johnny Test. I like Johnny Test.

Oh, see that's, yeah, that's too new for me. When was that created? Oh no, not too new. 2005 was the first episode. Really? Okay, let's round this out. If you had to get a massage from a cartoon character, who is it?

Popeye. Oh, good answer. Wreck it Ralph. Wreck it Ralph. Wreck it Ralph. I feel like he'd get me with his knuckles. You can wreck something else later, Ralph. Wreck me, Ralph.

Jesus, this podcast needs a cold shower. I'm gonna go with probably, who is the woman in Team Rocket on Pokemon? Jessie? Oh, Jessie, yeah. What was her brother's name? James. Yeah, they're both hot.

Also, they're not brothers, they're siblings. Brother and sister? Nah, they're not related. Yeah, brother and sister, aren't they? Nah, they're not James. Yeah, they're both hot. So they're not brothers, they're... Brother and sister? Nah, they're not related. Yeah, brother and sister, aren't they? Nah, they're not related. Yeah, they are. Nah. Are they not?

They're in a lavender marriage. Are they? He's definitely gay. Yeah, that's the lavender part of the marriage. In the manga adaption of Pokemon, Jessie and James are portrayed as a married couple raising a child together. What the hell?

And what? The relationship was not explored in the anime. Was that the inspiration for the CSR? So wait, was Meowth like their baby? Maybe. Here we go, they're a trio of members who joined Team Rocket separately and became close friends through their time together. Fucking Google gives you all the answers. Is Team Rocket LGBTQ? Yes. Yeah, gotta be. They are commonly read as queer coded. Okay.

Yeah, right. 100%. I would probably have to pick, oh, give me Trunks from Dragon Ball Z any day. I had the biggest crush on Trunks. That was probably my biggest cartoon crush, I'd say. Trunks. Trunks, yeah. Oh, Bin Tin was another one of mine the age gap here yeah there's definitely an age gap here yeah can I change who I want to give get a massage

from yeah instead of Popeye I want those thumb people from Spy Kids and I pick the angry beavers cuz yeah've got one. You know, and they would know their way around. You've got one. Bye everybody.