ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 28th April 2026

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

Our weekend recap: it was sick, it was busy, it was fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm having to the after party. We're much like, for those, this is for anyone who's watching Celebrity Treasure Island, much like Polly Gillespie, I've hurt my knee. Oh no. I know. I walked into a trailer yesterday

when I was putting the bins out. Bad? Bad. I don't think it was bad at the time, but it aches. I'm very impressed that this is the first we're hearing about it. Thank you. Yeah, that's so unlike you.

It's just starting to flare up again. That's why. I hope you haven't bloody... That's what's going on with me. You bruised it? I don't know. I've been putting an anica on it. Fracted your kneecap or something.

Oh, it's right in my patella. Thank you for bringing that up. Is it throbbing? No, not a throbber. It's a dull ache. Anyway, what's going on to do everyone else? I prefer a dull ache. Not a throbber.

That's what you call me, isn't it? The dull ache. Does burn myself. Anyway, what's going on with, this is it's going on with everyone else? You flustered there. How was everyone's weekends I was sick Your weekend was sick

Yeah, sick bro That's not fun What kind of sick Like fluy I've just got my voice back kind of sick Oh sheesh I got the saddest at one point Because I just wanted to hum along

To a song And I couldn't I couldn't hum, I couldn't sing And I just wanted to hum along And I couldn't It made me really sad We are pathetic Yeah

But everything else I got through it on my own Kiyaka me Kiyah me Did you have your dog for support? I did, but I felt mean because I couldn't walk him properly. You know, when you're real lethargic and you get puffed when you walk a tiny, tiny hill. So I felt bad.

I couldn't walk him properly. That is the worst feeling when you are sick. What's the custody arrangement with the dog at the moment? Very casual, weakish, onish, weekish, offish. So not regular? No. Just, semi-regular. Just can you be bothered?

Yeah. Yeah. I told you about, that reminded me of a conversation, my fiancé and I. I had when we had that weekend away at the Gold Coast recently when I was in Australia. And I don't know how we got onto the topic. I think there was a family. The place we were staying, we were at the pool and there was a family there. And we got onto the topic of obviously awful, right, going through a separation,

especially when there's kids involved. Yeah. Awful. Yeah. But then for some reason, we got onto the top. topic about, I think it's because about dogs. We were like, oh, but then there would be dogs involved, you know, dogs and kids and, you know.

Dog each. And how, no, and how, no, we decided that, let's say we had kids and dogs and we separated. Yeah. Like, dream scenario for the week, that's your week off. Oh, no kids, no dogs. Oh, what a dream scenario for that person. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a good way of doing it.

Because you may as well suffer all the time. then none of the time rather than suffer a bit of the time and then you just live free the kids are something to suffer or animals but you know I know what you mean

no it was all in it wasn't a serious chat it was just oh good one Bree but do you know what I mean Brie loves divorce anyone who is in a long term relationship

that has kids who's an adult pretty much you know you've all fantasised about separating yes yeah because then you get Brad. Do you know the one that my wife and I dreamed up?

Yeah. We've talked to me. You and I have talked about this. We've talked about this. It would take some money, like us coming into some money. But we figured the dream scenario is, because we do like being married to each other, or at least I like being married to her. We reckon the dream scenario was a three week set up.

So it is a week together as a family, all living in the house together. And then the following week, she gets to go and live in the a city apartment. Yeah. And I live at high, and as a single person, not doing whatever, just living alone. Living without the stress and chaos of what a family life is life. And I full time parent and full time animal. And then she comes home and then I go to the apartment for a week.

And then she comes back and we live together. Nice. And then we thought the variation on that would even better would be week together, week apart, week together, week apart. Week together, week apart. So like, I get the apartment with. live together. She gets the apartment, we live together. Gotcha.

Anyway, we're not separating. It's just a fantasy. It's not a trial. We're not doing a trial separation. Fuck, I hate being an adult sometimes. I don't even have kids. Yeah. Like, I love being adult.

There's some amazing things as well. But shit, sometimes, this is, really, this is, literally the other night, my partner and I, and I was like, put out the green bin, put out the green bin. Oh, dentists. Go to the dentist. Go to the dentist. Oh, better go to work, work, work, work, work, work, oh, think about that doctor's appointment. Oh, someone died.

Oh, someone died. Funeral. Go pay your GST. Go pay your tax. Oh, you've got to pay this tax. More tax. More tax. More tax.

Oh, here's another bill. Here's another bill. You got a parking fine. Here we go. I think you're ready for kids. Just throwing kids in the mix. You do all of that with a baby. You know?

Like, I just feel like that is what being an adult. is like, are you okay? No! I've been telling you I'm not okay for weeks. What do you want? Do you need a break? No, I think it's just nice to... She needs a divorce.

She needs a divorce and a massage. She's not even married yet. I just think it's nice to voice these things and then to have other people go, I feel you, girl. And then we all go... We feel your girl. We feel your girl.

I feel in a different way. I'll just caveat just quickly. My kids are fun now. I'm through the bit where we need to separate. We needed separate houses. My kids are really fun now. That's nice. They're always fun.

They're always fun. No, they weren't annoying. No, they weren't annoying because that insinuates that they are a burden and they're not a burden. We chose to have them. But they're much more fun now. They're more fun, less annoying. Life's getting easier by the day as far as being a parent goes. Yeah.

Yeah, well, they can actually communicate now. Yeah. And entertain themselves. Yeah. And wipe their own bottoms. Oh, just all. When they feel like it. Okay.

So not all the time. Like how you do it. Sometimes I don't feel like what. I wipe my bottom even when I don't feel like that. Sorry, sorry. I forgot. Wipe your bum. Wipe your bum.

Shower. Shower. Oh my God. Another bill. Oh my God. Oh, my Airbnb on the weekend. Weird mall on your back. Weird mole on your back.

Get that check. Get it checked. My Airbnb on the weekend had a bidet. Did it. It had a bidet with a heated jet. Lovely. In a heated seat. Did you use it?

Yeah, I used it. Our Airbnb in, when we went to Lord, the Lord show had that. Oh, I did it. Oh, we went there at the Airbnb long enough. We had a bidet. Yes, I was going to say you were there. No, sorry, we were there. We just went there long enough to properly experience the day.

I shot that thing straight up. Isn't it amazing how on target it is? It's so on target. I feel like it picks up where it is and goes like a missile. Yeah, like a heat seeker. Yeah. I was just about to say. Clint's packing up.

We're not done, mate. Red Joe's due. Red Joe's due. Buy a new bra. What's that? What's that? Go get that check. There's a lump.

Don't pretend you're buying new bras. Yeah, true. I've afford a new bra in years. Can't afford it. Can't afford it. Another bill. Another bill. I might make this a video.

It's quite good. Oh, the. dog needs to go to the vet. The dog ate something weird. Weird rash, weird rash. Weird rash. Get it checked. Get it checked.

That I can relate to. I got weird rashes. Someone's getting married. Get a spray tan. Quick, get a spray tan. Someone else is getting married. Spend more money. Spend more money.

I got no money. I reckon this is quite hard to listen to as a podcast. Nah. You're quite hard to listen to. I agree. So let's go. See you later. I'm having a pie

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