ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th August 2023

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

We're on holiday! That means no full show podcast but there will be a daily After Party for the week that we're on leave. Bree is overseas and probably sampling the best foods Italy has to offer, so this podcast is all about how weird a trip with just her and her parents could possibly be, and how Clint gets a lil slutty on red wine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network After Party. Duh! Excuse me every time. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Holiday After Party, where currently I'm going to guess that Brie is pounding the streets of Rome. At this point? Yeah, while this is being uploaded live to the drive into the sky. Yeah, I don't know when this is going to be uploaded, but it could be. Could be. You'll be pounding around Rome.

Can I just have one minute? I'm just messaging my partner back. She's about to get on the next flight. You do that. And she's going to lose Wi-Fi. Do you want to send her a voice message? We could all. We'll all listen.

Oh, I don't know. That's fine. That's right. It's too personal. We'll stay out of it.'t know That's fine That's right It's too personal We'll stay out of it You record a voice Memo to her Memo And we'll just

No We'll wait over here No this could be This is what I think about Because I'm an anxious fly This could be my last message To her ever Oh my god

So make it a good one Exactly I'm not going to send Some stupid Doesn't she deserve To hear your voice I'm not going to send Some stupid fucking voice message being like,

hey, babe, how are you? Are you guys talking amongst yourselves? I love you so much. Have a safe flight. What do you guys reckon? You ignore us. What do you reckon she's saying? Hey, babe, have a safe flight.

Make sure you do all the precautions. Buy me some Dunkin' Donuts from the domestic terminal. I love you. You're my whole world. It's your smelly nice hair. Say hi to whoever you're seeing. Yeah. The dogs miss you. Kiss're my whole world. It's your smelly nice ear. Say hi to whoever you're seeing. Yeah. The dogs miss you.

Kisses. She waited his whole damn life. That was good, Claude. I would put that in. What did you say? To take that flight. The puppies miss you. And as the plane crashed down, she thought.

Don't say that. Well, isn't this nice? How ironic. And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? Okay. What? A little too ironic. Done. Cool ironic? Don't you think? Okay. What? A little too ironic.

Done. Cool. Sweet. Okay. That was fucking interesting podcasting, wasn't it? Shit, put that in for a radio award. We're just doing this to tide you guys over because I know it's annoying when your regular podcast submissions get interrupted, so we're here.

Guys. We've got you. I have something to talk about because I will be on a holiday in italy with my parents next week yeah and i had this thought the other day where i was like i have not been on well i've never been on a holiday with just my parents and i because i'm not a single child and true you know what i mean i've never done that before. I'm quite nervous. Like, it's going to be hella awkward. Are people going to look at us and go, shit, that's a family on holiday and their kid's real old? What's going on over there?

Or they'll think that we're in a thruple and I'm like the young girlfriend. Gross. They're not. Do you know how much time they actually want to spend with you? Because this is a pretty big pilgrimage for your dad to head home to Italy as well. What do you mean? What I'm saying is there the opportunity for you to go and do different things or do they

expect you to hang out with them 24-7? Am I going to go do stuff by myself? Yeah. Why not? Why not? Oh, that terrifies me. You don't want to do things by yourself? I guess I could. I didn't even think about that. They don't want to go to the bloody Nike store with you?

I don't know if that's on the top of my list for my Italian adventures. Oh, you're not going to Paris, are you? Nah, not going to Paris. Great Nike store on the Champs-Élysées. Oh, is it? Yeah. I like how Clint goes to Paris and he goes, great Nike store there. I need a track pants because I ate too much food on honeymoon and I didn't put my jeans

anymore. Yeah, you know that's a good holiday when you can't fit your pants anymore. And this is what makes it a good honeymoon. We both did. Yeah. It's great. That's my one goal is to eat and try as much food as I possibly humanly can. You won't struggle.

No, I won't. I'll just want to eat the whole time. Yeah. Like, that's what I'm super excited about. And then after Italy, we go to Spain, which I love Spanish food. Like, also delicious. Chorizo? Oh, Spanish chorizo.

Like, if they're making chorizo, like, imagine the other shit they're coming up with. Paella? Is that Spanish? Spanish, yeah, paella. What's the cold tomato soup? Gazpacho. Oh! So good.

I don't reckon Bree's going to have a cold tomato soup. I don't know if that's at the top or what. No, no. You need to try it. You don't make friends with salad. You don't make friends with salad. You don't make friends with salad. No, it's soup. Is that a wiggle song?

I know, but if you know The Simpsons reference. Oh. Yeah. I know that bit. So The Simpsons reference, and maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm right, is where they've cooked up all this meat or whatever and then Lisa comes out because she's a new vegetarian.

She's like, no one has to eat the meat we can all eat this cold tomatoes gazpacho soup and then i think it's homer or bart or someone they start doing a conga line we're like you don't make friends with salad you don't make friends with salad you could have picked something like, pick the Spanish olives or pick... Oh, you need it if you... You don't like olives. No, no. Olives are great. I feel like your diet is so limited

that you need to get into olives. I try. You don't like me. What do you mean? They go in my mouth and my tongue goes, hey, you again. You don't have enough things on the plate. Don't worry, her palate still has one change to go through oh she's still in that child palate stage do you like red wine

yeah i love it okay okay oh i love it you need to see me on the red wines that is a different ella liam's here um a tech guy he's seen me on the red wines i love liam sitting in the corner just giggling just giggling away. Okay. I don't know how he got onto that. Here he is, here he is. Kia ora, kia ora. How would you describe Ella on the red wines, Liam? Dangerous. Dangerous.

Incredibly dangerous. Slutty. I'm slutty on the red wines. Actually, no. Yes, I actually am. Yeah. I'm just real tired, eh? I'm so tired on the red wines.

I get real sort of slutty and kind of like, hey. I do, actually. Oh, that's terrible. That's tequila for me. Tequila's nice for me. Tequila's dangerous for me. All right, all right, all right, all right. We're going to try and do one of these for you guys every day,

and I promise it will be at least as good as this one. What would you rate? We should rate them at the end of each one we do. Oh, yeah, okay. What do we rate this particular podcast? It's out of 10. Three, two. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Give me a second to think about it. Okay. You know. Three, two, one, six. Four. Yeah, six. I was going to go six. Oh, everyone went six.

I went four. Yeah, it's because you were texting for part of it. That's when all the good stuff happened. No, that's why I put it as a four. I put it as a four. You've been ended strong. All right, let's go. It did.

Okay, five. Five. Duh. Duh.