ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -28th August 2024

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

We're bringing mooning back into fashion! When Bree least expects it Producer Ella is going to bring out the full moon. Stand by for results. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to Bree and Clint's podcast What did you guys, no it's our after party What did you talk about on the podcast yesterday when I wasn't here? Nothing Nothing? Yeah Nothing Nothing? Yeah. Nothing.

Nothing? We spilled some secrets. We kissed and then some armpits got involved. We had a tribal council. Yeah. We had a courtroom hearing. I voted Brie off. What?

Because you fatted. Oh, yeah, that's right. So did Ella. Brie got grumpy at me, so I made her push the buttons. No, I didn't. That was so funny. What did I say? Claudia was in a strop.

Claudia was a little stroppy. She was quite stroppy. She's been better today. And she threw her toys at like I said one thing and she goes, you do it then. No, because I turned the wrong microphone on and then Brie laughed at me and I got embarrassed. Can I just say that I'm quite disappointed? What? Because like when I go out, I want to know that you guys will behave yourself.

Don't we behave? I want to know that you are old enough and mature enough that if I need to go out, that I can trust you guys to look after the place. That was your first mistake. We then had a party and got drunk and trashed the place. Yeah, smoked a lot of shit. Broke a vase. I'm really disappointed. I mooned someone for the, smoked a lot of shit. Broke a vase. I'm really disappointed.

I mooned someone for the first time. I expected better. Ella killed a guy. He's in the basement. Ella said to us earlier today, I really want to moon someone. Can I moon you? Me? Oh, I don't know.

I guess it's only fair considering I'm mooned. Can I ask, Ella, do you know the difference between a mooning and a brown eye? Make sure you know the difference. I don't want a brown eye anyone. Do you know the difference between a mooning and a brown eye Make sure you know the difference I don't want a brown eye anyone Do you know the difference You need to explain to us the difference before we know if it's safe A mooning is quick It's like a

And it's just your bum Yeah it's not your eye A mooning you show us your bum A brown eye you show us your bum hole I feel like I'd rather flash my vag than brown eye someone. How would you flash your vag? Like, you know, just like a skirt. You've been to Reformer Pilates.

You know what's up. Like a mooning. Like pulling your pants down. Like a mooning, but the front version. Yeah. Oh, a mooning. Okay. Yeah.

What's a brown eye for the front? I don't know. Oh, what about your pink eye? A pink eye. Must be. You could undo your zip and then go like, you know, like the cape. I just think there's nothing worse.

Like, there's not many worse things than a brown eye. No, it's the height of disrespect. That's why mooning, I could imagine, is risky. Mooning's fine. Mooning's all good This is the order So mooning Mooning is funny

Brown eye bad Making your brown eye talk Worst How do you do that? If you're like Tense it up And Hello

Hello What the fuck Yeah you don't want to be Doing the talking brown eye Yeah Also you want to make sure Before you Bust out a brown eye You want to make sure before you bust out a brown eye, you want to make sure everything's going good back there.

I don't think anyone has a good looking brown eye. I'm not going to bust out a brown eye. Have you guys ever checked yours out? No, I swear I've split it. You've never had a look? I swear I've split my brown eye and I'm too scared to look at it because I feel like it's been split and I need stitches. I've also, oh no, I've looked.

I've looked, yeah. How?'ve looked. I've looked, yeah. How? With a mirror? Just briefly, yeah. Yeah. Just over the shoulder. I've looked. I had to look that time when I cut my brown eye.

Yeah. When I was shaving it to go in for laser hair removal. Oh dear, mate. Other than me having a quick look. I don't feel like anybody else has ever seen it or will ever see it. You've never asked your wife to check if you've got a hemorrhoid? Your wife's never seen your brown eye. You know what?

Good point. She has squeezed a boil on my butt before. There you go. She probably did see parts of the brown eye. Nah, I kept it tense. Keep it tight. Okay. So, can I brown eye you one day, Bree?

No, not brown eye. Mooning. Oh, sorry, mooning. Yeah, you can moon me. Can I? Yeah, it's only? No not brown eye Mooning Oh sorry mooning Yeah you can moon me Can I Yeah it's only fair Now that you have permission Yeah

It needs to be a surprise Yeah I know It needs to be a surprise It'd be too awkward If you ask her to sit there And watch while you do it That's weird No I'm not going to do it now

You just need to appear Outside the studio Yeah yeah Or catch me in the car park And just push it up Against the glass Oh see that's that Okay I'll brew on it I would not be Or catch me in the car park. And just push it up against the glass. Oh, see, that's that. Okay, I'll brew on it.

I would not be expecting it. Like in the car park. You think about it. Well, now you are because you've suggested it. But just make sure it's me because if it's not me and it's a random, you could go to jail. Oh, a police officer? Consensual brown eyeing is very 2024.

Claudia. Hello. Do you consent to me? No. Oh. What about no? Anyone else? I would accept a moon

I will not accept a brown eye Yeah A moon's fine Do you want a moon? I don't want a moon It kind of sounded like you wanted it But it happens I feel like really close with you guys

After the photo shoot The nudie shoot It was quite a different experience I didn't feel uncomfortable having you guys there. Great. I kept my head down and kept playing the same song over and over again. I looked. Claudia's like, I can't look.

I was like, the song slapped the first time. I feel like I mostly made it awkward for people. I feel like people were being awkward to me. You were the most on display. But I don't feel like I was awkward. You were. I didn't feel awkward. I just felt awkward because your boobs were right there.

And she couldn't stop looking at them. Yeah, I was like, my eyes are up here. They were nice. Thanks, Ella. Those pictures, by the way, are almost ready to go. And they're lined up. I would say we're going to hit that target. I would say the pictures are going to come out this Friday.

Go on the record and say, if we don't hit the target. Yeah, what happens? Should we release them to the podcast group oh that's good should we set up an only fans oh make a few bucks off of it yeah and then donate it okay oh donate it i can't i had this idea where if we don't reach the goal which i think we will yeah that we could do one time only if our show manages to raise $5,000. Yeah. Like on the Monday, then we can release them.

But we need to get the like. Oh, if we miss the target. Yeah. Like if we can raise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We set up a mini target. Yeah, mini target. Yeah, yeah.

To raise a bit more money. And the people are like, guys, we didn't want them last week. We're like, please don't. We don't want them now. Please don't release them. Guys, it's getting desperate now. It's sad. It's like you want to last week. We're like, please don't. We don't want them now. Please don't release them. Guys, it's getting desperate now. It's sad. It's like you want to release them.

Maybe we neg them. We go, if you don't donate, we will post Ella's Moony on our Instagram. Oh my gosh. That'd be fun. No one wants that. Let me tell you. Very bright white moon in the depths of winter too. It's not that bad.

Okay. It's quite nice. I've been Pilates. It's quite nice. It's Pilates looking nice. But Pilates doesn't tan it. Oh, sorry. It's perky and white. It's not that bad. It's quite nice. I've been Pilates. It's quite nice. But Pilates doesn't tan it. Oh, sorry. It's white. It'd be a full white moon. Yeah, Brie, when I do moon you, I want a rating

of my moon. I'll try and remember that when I'm caught off guard. Do you remember the moon landing from Modern Family? No. Moon landing is when you are in a gym or something and you're getting dressed and a guy is in a locker behind you and he's also getting dressed and you're bare bottoms.

Oh, yuck. It's a moon landing. Oh, that's so yuck. So awful. Would that happen? Is there a chance of that ever happening? So the gym that he was in was more like the changing rooms for like a golf club

kind of thing. Oh. Yeah. And in those situations, yeah, I could totally see it happening. Do you say something if that happens? Oh my god. What do you say? What do you say? You go, oh, hey there. I think you go, oh, moon landing. I'm traumatised by the change rooms at the local swimming pool. Oh, it's just

where I grew up. Like, I found nothing worse. There was nothing more traumatising than going into the change room. When you're a young kid, you go into the change room and there's women with full bush, full naked. So much old veg. So much old the heen. You're young and it's just awkward.

I say that because I've been in the men's ones. So much old balls. It should. If there's kids in that change room. Oh, there should be a kids area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're not sexualising it. I know, but I don't want to see it.

To be honest, even now I don't really want to see it. It's a different generation though. Our generation doesn't do it. I didn't grow up in a naked family. No, but it's not even that. It's just their generation. Like they, that was what it was. You're in a different, but it's not even that. It's just their generation. Like they... That was what it was. You're in a different space.

It's a different thing. But our generation doesn't have it. Are we prudes? In what other situation would that be okay? Sauna? Oh, people go nude in the sauna. That generation, yes. Our generation, no.

I mean, there's nude beaches. Okay, nude beaches. Naturist. Clubs. A nude beach, it has the name in front of it. It's not a nude change room. It's not a cloth change room. Yeah, it's true.

In like a public nude acceptable area, where would you feel best at? I don't want to be nude. I don't want to be nude at home. If you had to. If I had to, had to, had to, probably like a swingers party. What? Really? That's the last place I want to be. Your bits are going to be great.

I'm not going to a swingers party clothed. Oh God. It'd be even weirder to be the only guy clothed at a swingers party. Makes me feel so uncomfortable like thinking about getting full naked in a change room. I don't want to. I don't want to i don't want to do it like i'm fine not doing to be honest i'd probably rather be on a beach because at least

there's like a lot of open space yeah and you can lie down and you can lay down exactly everyone's better lay down not full nude though i'd topless and full nude are very different. I'd go full nude at the beach. I'd still rather be at the nude beach because there's way less people. You think about how many – it's never super busy. I don't think my sausage has ever seen the sun. So if it was at a nude beach, it would char up. Yeah. Shrivel up and get big. It would look like one of those Savoy sausages.

Definitely no kids left. I'd have fried flaps in a second. Ham. God. Have you ever noticed – have you flaps in a second. Ham. God. Have you ever noticed? Have you ever noticed? Ham. Ham steaks.

Have you ever noticed how there's parts of your body that have never seen the sun and there's not one single freckle on them? Ah. Have you ever noticed that? Might have a mole though. Yeah. Yeah. This has been a weird podcast, but I've enjoyed it.

Me too. Me too. That was fun juice. Yeah. Juicy juice. Alrighty. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Have fun. This has been a weird podcast But I've enjoyed it Me too That was fun juice Yeah Juicy juice Alrighty See you tomorrow F-Body

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