ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th December 2023

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

Hope you're all having a great Christmas break! This is a special summer edition podcast where we chat about the importance of sunscreen and Bree & Clint got a special delivery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network After Party After Party After Party Hey everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast After Party Claudia is this a summer special? Summer edition

Summer edition Imagine that Brie and I have got our tits out at the beach at the moment, catching some rays we've got sunscreen on, I've got like an SPF 15 Yeah you need a zinc the beach at the moment, catching some rays. We've got sunscreen on. I've got like an SPF... Zinc. 15? Yeah, you need a zinc. Nah, I've got like an SPF 15 because I

want a little bit. I want a little bit. That's not much at all. No, don't. Don't put your face in the sun. I've got a 50 on my face, but I've got my tatas out. Your tatas need to be in the lake. That's not worth it. Don't burn your nipple off. You don't want to get an old chest. You're going to blind everyone. That's where you show your age is your chest and your neck. You don't want a turkey neck old chest. You're going to blind everyone.

That's where you show your age is your chest and your neck. You don't want a turkey neck. I saw a friend's Instagram picture today, and they had shorts on, and I honest to God thought they were wearing white leggings. That's what my legs look like. I look like a ghost. I saw my Nana for the first time in ages the other day, and she pointed at my leg and was like, oh, you're a bit pale, aren't you? Yeah.

You're a bit white. Yes, Nana, you're right. My partner calls my legs the caspers. She goes, oh, you're getting the caspers out. Getting the caspers out. Fuck you. We've got a special delivery that we've saved just for this special summer broadcast.

Yeah, I got this delivered to me weeks and weeks ago. I think you were away and I got a message on Instagram from, I believe, Sonia, but it was so long ago. So I do apologise, Sonia, if that's not your name, but I think it's Sonia. Okay. Anyway, this is what it says. To Bree and Clint, have fun with this crap attempt of mine

at making you guys smile. Just like on the movie Bring It On To Bree and Clint, have fun with this crap attempt of mine at making you guys smile. Just like on the movie Bring It On, Bree and Clint are the poo, so take a big whiff. I appreciate that Bring It On reference. Hope you don't get in the shit playing this game, Clint. I think Bree will wipe the floor with you. Please be careful not to leave any droppings on Fletch's desk. They should surely get – that would surely get Fletch's desk, they should surely get,

that would surely get Fletch started. Is Bring It On a movie that I should add to my list of movies to watch? Oh my God, it's a part of pop culture. Put that above us. You know, it's burr, what is it? That's the bit I know. Burr, it's cold in here.

There must be some toro's in the atmosphere. Yeah, I know that. I've always heard that. I have no idea what it means. Yeah, you need to watch it. This stuff's like pop culture. Yeah. Where have you been?

Oh, my life. Under a rock. Where have I been all your life? Do-ka-do-do. Pooh curling. Oh, shit. This one's for Orgy and Indy. Vaughn's Girls.

Oh, yeah. We can get that to them. Okay. And here we go. It says, Oh yeah, we can get that to them. Okay. And here we go. It says, Debris, I hope this game puts a smile on your dial. As I said in my message, I think you and Clint and the team are the freaking shit. Hee hee, Sonia.

That's so cool. So to describe what it is, it's like a shuffleboard mat. Oh my God, this is my dream game. And then you slide the poos along it. This is legit my dream game. Does the mat look like a toilet? Yeah, it does. Oh, my God. I wonder how big it is.

Like, how big's the mat? It's shit shuffleboard. You should bring it to the Christmas party this weekend. Yeah, should I? Cute. That was very kind. That was very nice. We appreciate your gifts.

Thank you very much. It's very kind. Oh, they're cool. Look. Show me the poos. That was very nice. We appreciate your gifts. Thank you very much. It's very kind. Oh, they're cool. Look. Show me the poos. Okay, hold on. Poos. Show me your poos.

Get the poos out. Oh, they've got little wheels on them. They're little weighted. Little weighted poos. Earrings in the bottom of them. That's actually awesome. I love it. Yeah.

Oh, cool. We will play that tomorrow, Sonia. It is Sonia too. Her name's on there. Yeah, Sonia. Nice. Okay. Well, should we We will play that tomorrow, Sonia. It is Sonia too. Her name's on there. Yeah, Sonia. Nice. Okay.

Well, should we head back out into the sun? Should we? God, I'm sweating bullets. Can I just say I have the worst seat in the fucking building in summer. Oh, we're not doing the sunbathing role play. You're actually hot. No, I'm actually boiling. You should move seat.

The sun is right on my back the whole show and I just get, I'm so sweaty. I'm not normally a sweaty person. There's a bead of sweat running down Bree's bum crack. That's the worst. How do I know that? Because we're friends, we communicate. I told him. Yeah, I told him. Open lines of communication.

My ass is straight swamp ass right now. Look, I've got boob sweat. And my pubes need a trim. I don't want to know. Don't do it into the towel like last time. Have you reformed that? Yeah, I sit on the toilet seat backwards now. Yeah, that's good. No.

No, that's good. We encourage that. That's fine. I don't. I really don't. Or you do it in the shower. Too many pubes for that. Because I do it once every six months. Oh, you need to do it more often than that. All right, let's head back to the beach, everybody.

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