ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th February 2025

Episode Date: March 2, 2025

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on in. Get in here. come on in our producer claudia is still at a wedding we've got um producer ella here she's on the vapes and sunkeeper brooke is joining us on the podcast i know that's right yeah sorry that's really inappropriate and brie will be here soon sorry guys just being asked a favor i love being asked a favor from people makes me feel needed. I've got a question for you about favors. Oh, yeah. If someone comes to you, because I know what I do.

So someone comes. Can you ask Bree for a favor? It doesn't matter what it is. Ask for a gobby. Hey. No, no. No, don't ask me. No, just don't tell her what the favor is.

All right. Hey, Bree, can I ask you for a favor? Yeah. Good answer. What? Yeah, that's what I'd like to say. You know who pisses me off I ask you for a favor? Yeah. Good answer. What? Yeah, that's what I'd like to answer. You know who pisses me off is ask me for a favor. Hey, Clint, can I ask you for a favor?

What is it? Oh, yeah, right. Don't worry. Don't even worry. Those people exist. Yeah. Those people exist. I didn't even know what was happening then.

I was just answering how I'd probably normally answer. And that's good. Yeah. The ones that go, oh, depends. Depends what it is. Yeah, depends what it is. Maybe. Then I don't want to ask you now. Oh, yeah it depends what it is maybe oh don't worry about it yeah that's what i love saying don't worry about it don't worry about it yeah yeah yeah yeah actually don't worry but there's no it hurts when i really feel this when

someone goes can i ask you for a favor and they say what it is oh do you have some underarm i smell and you don't have underarm i hate being not able to assist someone i literally feel like okay i'm gonna run to the dairy. No, I was actually just on my way to grab some deodorant actually. So, yeah, no, totally, I was going to swing by. I can grab you some. I'll do it, I'll do it. It's so bad.

Yes, I know that feeling. The one I will hedge my bets on is if someone goes, hey, what are you doing on Sunday? I always say I'm busy. I always go, why? Yeah, yeah. You don't want to commit without knowing. No, no, no yeah my default is

not sure why same I don't want to be at a loose end if you have something that I don't want to do yeah for me and that guy you hate are getting together for a drink and we thought you should come and I feel like that's fair because I feel like the other

person is trying to trap you yes never ask someone to do something like that. Hey, I'm going for drinks this weekend if you want to come. Why? That sounds like a normal way to ask it. That is a normal way to ask it. That's a good way to ask it. What are you doing this Sunday?

Hey, what are you doing on Sunday afternoon? What are you doing on Sunday afternoon around two? It's my time. I'll do what I like. Because if you go, oh, nothing. Why? They go. Gotcha.

Then the only way out. can you come help me the only way out you've got after you say i'm not doing anything is oh i don't want to yeah yeah that's the only i don't really want to yeah i don't want to i kind of appreciate it honestly honesty yeah like phoebe buffet from friends nah i would but i don't want to yeah that's when you pull the boundaries card and you're like i'm actually really into my boundaries like i love it's my it actually really into my boundaries I love boundaries It's one of my only days off and I kind of just want to Chill

Life is short and time is precious and I don't want to Spend any of it with you You know I feel like all my I know when someone is a close friend of mine Because anyone that is a close friend of mine Knows that one of the Most horrible things they could ever say to me

or ever ask me is for them to help me move house. There we go. Yeah, no fair. For them to ask me to help them move house is what I mean. And I would never ask them. No. You know, I would never ask that of someone that I truly care about. I would never ask you to help me move house.

You know who the worst people to help move house is? Parents. The in-laws. I have helped my parents, but parents very rarely move house. Yeah, not often. It's like those are the ones you should help because they never move. No, they're asking me. And their life, all the shit in their house, a lot of it is yours.

That's why it sucks. So you probably should help. Because then you have to chuck all your stuff out. No, it's your friends who have heaps of shit, like maybe you. Yeah, I would never ask someone to help me move. People who don't periodically downsize their shit and they just keep everything. And then when they're moving house, instead of getting a skip

before they move and throwing out the shit that shouldn't go to the new house, they just take it all to the next house. A friend of mine back in the day asked me to help them move house, right? The last person who ever did. And I reluctantly, this is before I started saying my rule, you know, which is don't ask me to help you move house. Anyway, so I went over there.

They hadn't packed a single fucking thing. I've had that. I've went over there, they hadn't packed a single fucking thing. I've had that. I've experienced that. And I was like, I expected to come here, help you lift some boxes. I can lift boxes. I'm not here to sort out your fucking shit. No, no. You know? Also, it should be a solo sport because I don't want you at the end of the day telling me where to put my bed.

Because they'll weigh in. They'll give their 10 cents. Oh no, you should put that photo up there. You need to biff that. No, I won't give that. No, no, no put that photo up there You need to biff that That's not No I won't Leave me alone No no no no If you make me help you move house You're getting my input You're getting my opinion

If I have to come and help you move your shed The price is my opinion Yeah Yeah I don't want that Why do you have five of the same cup? That's what makes you a good friend And this is great life advice for you young ones Never ask your best mates to help you move house Well do you know what ryan and i are thinking of doing actually to

save lots of money rent what uh house sitting and house hopping oh that sounds like my worst nightmare for like a month yeah and then you hop on okay yeah that's free rent it will get old very quickly that's the thing so you give yourself a time limit and then you're like you could do it for six months. The dream is a long-term house sit. Someone who's going over to see for six months. Of a billionaire who's got a beach view and a dog and a red room. We all dream, can't we?

You joke, but I have friends who got a 12-month one of those. At a beautiful architecturally designed house with a view of the ocean. And they just needed someone in the house for 12 months. See, that's what I want. Someone to be there six months. Is that a who you know what you know situation or is that a website thing? Both.

Who you know what you know was their situation, yeah. Damn. I'll keep you posted. Cool. Cool. Thank you. Good chat. Thank you.

No, I believe in you. You can do do it i don't know what i want to do i'm freaking out thank you okay ella's got the shits because we keep bullying her for living at home and now she feels like she can't live at home no i'm not living at home no i think no i know what's happening with ella i feel like ella and i i feel like you and claudia are way more similar and ella and i are way more similar have you noticed that I feel like the mum and the daughter and the father and the son. I just, there's a lot of, I feel like there's a lot of similarities. So what's going on? So what's going on?

What's going on? What's going on with our Ella? What's going on with our Ella is the fact that she's about to have this huge life change. Getting married. Getting married, which means, you you know she's moving into a different chapter of her life literally saying goodbye to everything everything i've known there you go no more mummy in the morning so it's a huge life change and massive changes are coming and she's overwhelmed by it which is fair and your feelings are valid. Your level of understanding, though, is strange to me

because you are me in the sense that we both left home by 18 at the latest and never went back. I had my trip on Christchurch for two years. This is so weird. I can just recognise that we have very similar personalities and I know that when there's big life change, it doesn't matter what it is, but when there's big life change, I automatically get overwhelmed and get like a bit scattery.

Yeah, yeah. You know, and that's- Have I been giving that energy off, scattery? No, not bad. I think I have. But a little bit. Just a little bit. But it's fair.

It's totally fair. It's not you guys. Just so you know, it's not you guys. Even like yesterday I had to calm you down where you're like, oh, I'm going to try my wedding dress on and it could be a big disaster and it could be horrible. And I said. You do have a lot on at the moment.

And I said, what if it's amazing and it fits perfect and that's probably what it's going to be. And you're like, oh, yeah, it could be that. For now, you still live at home with mum. Will your wedding night be at your mum's house? No. Wedding night is in the love shack. What's the love shack?

It's his parents' friends. The garage. No. The carport. It's his parents' friends and we're staying there for two nights. Oh, nice. Your fiancé's parents' friends. Will that be the first time?

Oh, shut up. I've had two pregnancy skis. Sleeping in the same bed. Oh, shut up! I've had two pregnancy scares Sleeping in the same bed Oh, Jesus TMI, Ella Sorry, too much Holy moly Sorry, too much

Take it back But yeah, nope It's exciting times But I get it It's overwhelming It is It's all good stuff A beautiful house

What am I going to do? All good things Your beautiful house My mum's Oh, mum's house Oh, right, yeah Home It's where the heart is but

you know what ryan can be my new home say she's lost it you just love him yesterday brooke yesterday brooke we said on the show the question was um for and you can answer this question after well he said for a million dollars would you not talk to your best friend for 12 months? And Ella said, but what about if it's me and my best friend is my fiance? And we all went bleh. That's the dumb side of your brain answering. Okay, fine. And the not real side of your brain.

Okay, fine. You know what is interesting? What? If we called my wife and said, for a million dollars, would you not talk to your husband for a year? She would say yes. That's like that prettiest, would you rather kiss me or the prettiest girl for a million dollars question. You are the prettiest girl.

Yeah, yeah. That's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap. It's a mousetrap. Yeah, would you not talk to your best friend? Well, me and my best friend barely speak. That's the thing with my best friend.

Sweet. I probably spoke to her once this year. Yeah. What? She's my best friend. But when you get back together, you pick up right where you left off, right? Oh, it's not awkward. No. Yeah, that's the thing with my best friend i probably spoke to her once this year yeah but when you get back together you pick up right where you left off oh it's not awkward no yeah that's true friendship all these things about you yeah that's the same with me and my best friend adam yeah yeah and she'd understand i'd give her what i'd give her a couple of hundred

and she'd understand yeah that's how it goes it's the same with me and my best friends oh your breed's got multiple yeah i can't believe you have more than one. She hedges her bets. I would say you've got to have five. I've got three. I don't have more than three. Best friends or just good friends? Best friends.

But one is at the top. Yes. Do you have one at the top? Like I've got a type five, but there's one that sits at the top. There's a hierarchy. And the hierarchy is obvious. Can we hear the type five? No.

Oh. Because I don't want anyone outside the type five to catch feels. Are you ever going to like test the type five on like an audience? Type five. Oh, like stand up. That's what they call stand up, a type five. That's good. You know.

I've met quite a few, I think. Yeah, I think you've met all of them maybe. Yeah. Yeah. At one stage or another. Maybe we've only got four. Does your wife know the hierarchy exactly in order? Oh, yeah.

She could guess. The boys. Yeah. How many best friends does your wife have? Who's your wife's best friend? I know who her best friend is. I do. Who's her second best friend?

Who is it then? Is there more? Her best friend. Who is it? I don't want to say it wrong, but I believe. Is her best friend your favourite of her friends as well? Oh, yeah. Who's her best friend?

Who's her hottest friend? That would be the next question. Do you know who her best friend is? I do. Would you rather kiss her best friend? You're going down a different path. Just first name. I know my partner's best friend, Stacey.

Hannah. Oh, okay. There we go. Good generic white name. Would you kiss Hannah for? Just kidding. That is her best friend. Yeah.

I didn't make that name up. That could cover a few people. Yeah. Do you guys? Or Kerry. Okay. So that you don't know number one. You don't know number one.

No, I do. I do. Clint you don't know number one. So you don't know who it is. No, I do. I do. Clint stopped recording the podcast long ago. Or she has multiple best friends. But there'll be one at the top. Yeah, there always is one at the top. That changes though, right?

That's a seasonal. It can change. Yeah, for some people. Okay. And for some people it doesn't. Some people you just, yeah. I never really had a best friend. Fucking hell. Don't be serious. I never really had a best friend. Fucking hell.

Don't be serious. That wasn't really felt like home anywhere. No, I never had, like I had a best friend in kindy. Here we go. And then after kindergarten, did not have a best friend. Because you've made such a good friend in yourself, I think, Bree. No, I hated myself. She got bullied. I hated myself.

I got bullied. But you love yourself now. You're your best friend now, no? No, I still kind of hate myself now. I hated myself. I got bullied. But you love yourself now. You're your best friend now, no? No, I still kind of hate myself now. Yeah, she's a bit. I've got a best friend though. Yeah. So it's looking up.

You've got more than one. I've got more than one. I've got a couple. I've got a couple. And you know what? Sometimes it doesn't matter if you don't have a best friend. Because look at me. I'm still here.

And I'm kind of happy. You are happy or kind of? Kind of. Yeah, some days are better than others. That's fair. We're only still here because our boss is lingering around outside and we don't want to leave early. You know who's my best friend? So you have to suffer an extra long podcast.

One of my best friends is my boss, Stano. Yeah, I love him! I see there's a hierarchy. He's at number one. my boss, Stano. Yeah, he's lovely. I said there's a hierarchy. He's at number one. He's at number one. He's such a lovely man. He is such a lovely man. He always asks about yourself.

Him and I always have heaps in common too. You know what I like about him? He's lenient. Yes. Yeah. He is. And he would understand

that it's a Friday. And that we should probably get out of here. Have an early night. Last day of summer. Have a good weekend, everybody. We'll catch you back next week. See you later.

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