ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th January 2025

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. After Party. Duh. Hi everyone, welcome to the After Party where today someone in the team fainted.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Oh yeah, someone fainted. Let's see if people can guess, give them time to guess. Yeah, what do you guys know about us? And who do you think it was that... Carked it. Carked it. Went down. At the hairdresser. Did they fall out of the chair?
Starting point is 00:01:06 Maybe. Maybe. Went down At the hairdresser Did they fall out of the chair? Maybe How long was the person out of it for who fainted? I think it was about 20 minutes Where I was just not okay on the floor 20 minutes? I wasn't blacked out for 20 20 minutes? I wasn't blacked out
Starting point is 00:01:22 I just laid there You lay on the floor for That was Ella by there. You lay on the floor for 20 minutes? That was Ella, by the way. You lay on the floor for 20 minutes? No, so what happened, I'll give you the story. I was getting my hair done, and I love the massage at the basin where she rinses my hair. Me too, yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I hate it. Eyes open or eyes closed? Closed always. Closed. I asked her about that. I was like, do people close them or open them? She said mainly closed, and I know that they're comfortable if they're closed. Yeah, I heard someone- It's quite creepy if you keep them open. we'll close them or open them. She said mainly closed and I know that they're comfortable if they're closed.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yeah, I heard someone... It's quite creepy if you keep them open. I heard our friend Lana Searle saying you have to keep your eyes open. No way. Nah, it's weird. It's weird. You have to keep your eyes open
Starting point is 00:01:54 and you look them right in the eye. Nah, that's crazy. No, it's weird. And then when they look back at you, you smile. No. Nah. That makes me feel sick.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Every time they look at you, you say thank you. Nope. No. Okay, so your eyes are closed. Yeah. they look at you, you say, thank you. No. Okay, so your eyes are closed. Yeah. And then I just kind of thought, okay, Ella, in those moments, I do get a bit like hot and remember to breathe. So I just reminded myself.
Starting point is 00:02:15 But because my eyes were closed a lot, I think I forgot to breathe. And so I just opened them and everything's like gray blue. And I was like, I think I'm about to faint. And then she opens the doors. She was really nice to me. And then I just got instantly sweat. So I don't know if I completely 100% blacked out because I do a little seizure when I do.
Starting point is 00:02:34 But yeah, I'm not sure. It was like borderline. Could have, could have not. And what did your mum say to you afterwards? Ella, you need to get your vitamins. And I was like, yeah, I am. She's like, you can't do the nice, yummy, fizzy ones, Ella. When I was vegan, I used to feel lightheaded all the time.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Is your mum vegan? True story. Is your mum vegan? No, no way. Nah. No. Just so she didn't say get your vitamins, she told you to eat some real food. No, she actually didn't.
Starting point is 00:02:59 She just said when Ryan's away, my fiance, who cooks for me, when he's away, I probably don't feed myself the best food. I just say, I can't be bothered cooking. I'll have toast. Beans on toast, you know. When we go out for lunch, Ella has hummus. Yeah, so my diet's not great. Hummus and bread.
Starting point is 00:03:14 But I'm also poor. Like $15 for hummus or $25 for freaking pizza. Yeah, totally. But if you are on a drastic diet, like a vegan diet, you actually have to go overboard with nutrition, eh? Yeah. It's not even that. You have to do even more. There's certain things, like when I was vegan,
Starting point is 00:03:34 we had to take so many supplements and even like- You're a growing girl, Ella. With the supplements, especially when I had my period, I felt horrible. horrible yeah no shit like and i needed something i used to i used to sneak a snack steak when yeah and you know what it made me feel so much better i just can't eat like i understand the vitamins and yes they should be better but personally i just can't do meat so i need understand the vitamins, and yes, they should be better, but personally, I just can't do meat. So I need to look at, yes, other options. Well, you need to do your vitamins properly. You need a fuckload of spinach.
Starting point is 00:04:08 You'll know a fun fact about me. I haven't had a steak since 2005. There you go. Wow. That's amazing. In 20 years. Ew, no. Yeah, yum.
Starting point is 00:04:16 We're not saying steak is the answer to everything. Okay. Mince is fine, too. No, I'm not telling you to eat meat, but if you're going to be vegan, you need to eat properly. You can't just have one of those fizzy iron tablets once a day and hope for the best. It says vitamin C, iron, B12, all in one, baby.
Starting point is 00:04:36 You probably need to do some research and actually get the right stuff that you're missing from your diet. We're not healthy. Please, no one take our advice here. We're not experts. But you're probably not even getting. And we're not healthy. Please, no one take our advice here. We're not experts. But you're probably not even getting the fat that your body needs. I have avocado, and that's healthy fat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And I have noodles. Noodles? Like Chinese noodles. Do you have heaps of olive oil? Yeah, sure, yeah. Yeah, Ryan cooks stuff and throws it in. They drink it. Yep.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Here's a question. Has anyone ever caught someone fainting? No, I've always been a fainter. I don't know. No, I haven't. I've caught two people. What? Maddie McLean.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Isn't that wild? Oh, you caught Maddie. I caught Maddie McLean, well, not live, but on camera on a TV show. That's the way to do it if you're going to catch someone. I know. Because someone's filming. It's documented. And then the other time, this was back in the day,
Starting point is 00:05:28 and I was flatting with like four other girls, and this one girl in our flat used to go. How many bathrooms? Three. Whoa. Yes, nice ratio. That's one bathroom between two, and then one person gets their own bathroom.
Starting point is 00:05:43 En suite? Yeah, so there was a main bedroom with the en suite, and then, yeah, us two girls shared one bathroom between two and then one person gets their own bathroom. En suite? Yeah, so there was a main bedroom with the en suite. Yeah. And then, yeah, us two girls shared one bathroom. The other two shared the other one. How many girls? Yeah, pretty good. Four.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Five. There was five of us all together. Five girls, three bathrooms. Nice. And anyway, this girl used to go to the tanning beds. She used to go to the tanning beds. This is when it was, you know, they were still around. And this one day she came back and I'm not joking. She used to go to the tanning beds. This is when it was, you know, they were still around.
Starting point is 00:06:07 And this one day she came back and I'm not joking. I was like, you look like a bright red beetroot. And she's like, I feel a bit sick. I feel like I'm going to go get Subway. So we went to Subway and next minute she's in the line. She turns around to me and she goes, oh, well. And then literally just fainted and I caught her and was panicking because she was like literally dead weight and there was a police officer standing behind me and he stepped in.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Yeah, you're lucky. How lucky is that? That's so nice. Did you get subway? I imagine waking up in the arms of a policeman. I know. And then we got our footlongs and on we went. True story.
Starting point is 00:06:44 You know what they had in their footlongs and on we went. True story. And you know what they had in their footlongs? Steak. Big, chunky bits of steak. I'll look at my vitamins and get some vitamins, I promise. Because they're not good. Good vitamins are fucking expensive, too. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Don't be about it. I haven't done it, but my dream is to go to that Bee Pure place in Ponsonby because they do like bloods and they find out, oh yeah, Ella's also scared of needles, so she can't have an iron test. They do a blood test to find out what vitamins you're deficient in and then they only, because you know you can get a multivitamin, which is a bit of everything. They go, well, what if you're taking vitamins
Starting point is 00:07:18 that your body doesn't need? And then you're over-vitaminating yourself. And they reckon if you take the vitamins you don't need, you just piss them out. It's just expensive urine. So then they just give you the vitamins that your body says that it needs. Hashtag not sponsored, but, you know. Can I back the truck up for a second here?
Starting point is 00:07:33 I don't believe in vitamins. Oh, yeah, and Brie doesn't believe in vitamins. Yeah, you just said you were a vegan and you were taking all these supplements, but you don't believe in vitamins. She doesn't believe in being vegan either, but she did that. That's a good point. And to be honest, that's a new thing that's come about more in the last like... The not believing?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Oh, the just... I just don't know. Like, you show me if you show me some studies and research... If I pump Ella full of B12 and she doesn't faint for a month... I haven't fainted for years. Don't quote me on this.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Don't quote me on this but I haven quote me on this, but I haven't looked it up before, but I do believe, and you can Google it yourself, but I'm pretty sure there's actually no solid evidence when it comes to vitamins and
Starting point is 00:08:19 them being beneficial. There'll be some. I don't believe in collagen. Like there's some, but not a lot, if that makes sense. Collagen's crushed up bones from animals. Did you know that? Yeah, like us humans don't believe anything. I'm on the collagen at the moment.
Starting point is 00:08:37 You don't? See, look. I'm on the collagen peptides. Sorry, sorry. I'm on bovine collagen. What did you find, Claude? Oh, I stopped looking. I got bored.
Starting point is 00:08:44 See? No, no, no, no, stopped looking. I got bored. See? No, no, no, no, no. We've got to stop giving out health and nutrition advice because we don't know what we're talking about. I just don't know if there's much around. Keen to get on the TRT, though. What's the TRT? All the podcasters I listen to are on TRT.
Starting point is 00:08:59 What's TRT? Testosterone Replacement Therapy. Oh, yeah. Well, you've talked about that for a few years. Yeah, yeah. I think it's very dangerous. I don't know anything about it. You don't want to do that.
Starting point is 00:09:09 You'll probably lose your hair. Or get really, really hairy. No, but that's what they say. You'll lose your hair on your head and get hairy back. All onto your shoulders. Because that's what too much testosterone does. Yeah, but I might not be hungover for three days in a row anymore. Do you drink water
Starting point is 00:09:25 Between drinks Should we try Start with that No I'd rather inject Myself with hormones Even though I don't Really believe in them Should we try that thing
Starting point is 00:09:33 Where they come And they put an IV drip No Oh no that's different That's different The IV drip is fluids I would totally believe in that We do that one time
Starting point is 00:09:40 When we're hungover Fluids is one thing But there's also the ones Where they go This is a vitamin IV Which I mean, I could take or leave that. I'll just get the cheap one with the fluids.
Starting point is 00:09:50 The hydration one I'm down with. Oh, full legit. I reckon that would work. Oh, I was scared of needles. She can't have intravenous hydration. Well, actually, as a kid, when I had UTIs, I'd go to hospital and they'd put this numbing thing on my hand. Had no idea, but it was fun to play with. But then it was numbed so the IV could go in.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Oh, the one in the hand hurts like shit. Well, I don't remember. I was numbed. Would you rather it there in your elbow pit? Stop! Or the top of your hand? I'd rather my hand. Or your wrist?
Starting point is 00:10:21 Where would you want it? The elbow pit freaks me out because it's a bendable spot. Yeah, I know. But I feel like the top of your hand has no meat. But I like to look at it and it's easier to look at. I'm very veiny on my hand. It'd probably be good up there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:36 All right. Shall we go? I've got some bovine collagen to snort. I'm sweaty now. I'm so sweaty. And I've got some money to save by not spending it on vitamins. So do I get vitamins, Brie, or I don't? You need them.
Starting point is 00:10:49 I mean, you should go get them. If you're going to have your first steak, get Brie to cook it. Yeah, I'll cook it. I don't want a steak. Don't waste your steak. I do not want a steak. If you're going to have a steak, if you're going to have a steak, you're going to have a steak, we'll go to Jew Voice Steakhouse.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I'm not eating a cow. I love cows. Every time I see them, I go, I'm vegan. I don't care. I'd eat a cow, but not a steak. What about a lamb? No. They're too cute.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Little piggy? No. Cow would eat you if it had to. What about kangaroos? Ooh. After party. Are we ass, though? Duh.
Starting point is 00:11:20 That was a joke. That's on the internet forever now. Oh, shit. Yeah, even I wouldn't have said that. Yeah, that's too far, man.

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