ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 28th January 2026

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

It's Bree's belated birthday! And maybe was a bit of a shambles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's party time Welcome to the Brian Klan After Party everybody Party That's one of Claudia's new ones Yes I like it I like it I like it Cool

Yeah it's got more relaxed vibes Which is cool You know like the hard rock Or the country ones that I do Oh it depends what type of after party you're after I think there's a after party for every occasion Depending on your mood Like sometimes you don't always want the full tit

After party you know I know what you mean. Do you not like that saying? To go full tit. No, no. I was just thinking at what point of my life I wouldn't like the full tit. That's what I was thinking about. Anyway, it's not about me or tits right now.

It's about you and your belated birthday. Because God, we have dragged the chain getting you your birthday present this year. You guys, I'm not going to lie. Oh, what's this? What's this? Happy birthday. To you. What is that?

Happy birthday. Where's the rest of the cake? Okay. Why does it come like that? Is there no candle? What? I know grateful. Looks good.

Ella looks good. I was not across this. Yeah. I was not across this. So I organised the present. Uh-huh. Claudia said she would organize the cake and Ella said she would organize the card. Ella was so kind and she was already there where there's cake.

It's the cake. What are you talking about? It's a nice chocolate cake. Where is this from? New World. It's not a cake. That's like a... That's a cat.

Are you kidding me? She's bought in the loaf thing that you slice up and put in people's lunchboxes. You don't put that in a lunchbox. It's a chocolate cake. Oh. That's all right. I'm happy. Why didn't you get any candles?

I didn't know if we were to have fire in the studio. Oh, fuck. Sorry, hey, guys, guys, I'm happy. I'm happy. Clearly not. I, what did I say? I'm happy. That's not a...

No, I'm not happy. I'm not happy. I think... Clint's unhappy because he's got out and organized the president. No, and also because the prison is a bit of a fail. And so this is kind of the shit icing on the shit cake. Yeah. Guys, we can be honest with each other.

There's not a good cake. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Guys, here, I'll give you a tip. I'm happy with this. Happy with this. Next time. You didn't even bring in a knife or any plates to eat it was.

I was going to do that. I don't need to bring in 5,000 plates and a lot of knives while I'm bringing the cake here. Family fight. Guys, here's my hot tip. Here's my hot tip for you. No, we've definitely done candles. We've definitely done candles. We've definitely done candles.

Because I've went and got candles before. I remember doing it. I think for Claudia's birthday. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Here's my tip for next time. I'm happy with literally a red velvet cupcake from Bluebells. Just one.

Great to know. Like, I'm stoked with that. Good to know. It is your birthday. We've taken forever. Ellis is in a bad birthday. Well, she should be. Can you even eat this cake?

Yeah, I'll have a nimble. Okay, good. How much you just spend on the cake, Ella? Shut up. She got another cake in September last year. Come on. No, she didn't. We didn't get her a cake for that one.

Yes, we did. We got her a huge cake. All right. So, your birthday present saga. Yes. Over summer, we all went non-coms and basically didn't talk to each other. Which is good. That's how it should be.

And so then in the days before we came back, we started the planning for your birthday present. Uh-huh. And I recalled something that you said that you wanted from last year. And I was like, great, we've got this under control. And we all agreed it was a good gift. So then we went looking for the right one. Quite hard to find. Okay.

But we found it. And then in the days between ordering it and it arriving, we watched you try to buy it online about three times. I know what this is. I know what it is. It's a Lady Gaga T-T-shirt. It's that Lady Gaga T-T-T-shirt that you were looking at. Like of all the Lady Gaga t-shirt. You guys don't understand.

She was looking at this t-shirt, and you might remember if you listen to the podcast intently, she was like, oh, I'm trying not to spend any money. And we're like, you're literally looking at a Lady Gaga t-shirt right now. It was that exact t-shirt, and we'd already bought it. No wonder you were like, what, you said something snappy at me. I was like, you don't need it.

Yeah, you were like, stop buying stuff. Too expensive. Put it away. Guys, I've got something to tell you. Oh, you fucking bought it. I haven't bought it. I didn't buy it. I didn't go on to Etsy and buy it.

I went and bought a shirt and had it screen printed yesterday. Oh my God. Fucking hell. Fuck sake. Yet though, so this is still very exciting. What a fail. Right, okay. But you know what?

You can never have too many Lady Gaga. The other issue was it has a... Did you get that picture specifically printed on it? Or? Yeah. Yeah, right, okay. Yeah. That's okay because the fail was, it's not the best quality T-shirt.

Yeah. Yeah. That has finally arrived. And we couldn't tell that when we ordered it. No, that's the risk. And their envelope should be some really cool Lady Gaga stickers. Oh, cool. Should be.

Should be. They should be. They should be cool. Oh, don't know about that one. Oh, they're okay. All right. But here's the other part of your birthday presents. Happy birthday.

Lady Gaga vinyl? No. No, we didn't go full Gaga. You should never go full Gaga. Spice Girls vinyl. Yep. Have a look at the first track on the album. Okay.

This is good. I'm very happy. Have we redeemed it? Yeah. Okay. Best Spice Girl song ever written. So I hope. that offsets a little bit.

Look at Bell C's hair cut on this. Remember when Claudia got that haircut? You kind of did. You did. You got it changed a week later. That's not the Spice Girls though. That's the Spice Women. This is the Spice Women.

The Forever album for people playing along at home. Don't really know any of the other songs on here. No. But that doesn't matter. It's more about having it. Because, yeah. Has it got Viver Forever on it? No.

Does it not? It doesn't. The Forever album doesn't have Viva Forever on it. I genuinely, it's got goodbye. Remember that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is their last album there. Yeah, this is the last album.

Oh, well, we'll make it up to you in your September birthday. Okay, thanks guys. No, you have to pick one. We can't do this twice a year. You know what? It's too much pressure. Yeah, you've got a lady Gaga tizet to wear and a lady Gaga tisure it to sleeper. Yeah, exactly.

I'm stoked. Sorry about the cake. Thanks, team. No, don't apologize for that. Look at Ella. Got it. We're posting a friend. I don't have that cake.

Let the people decide. No, I can't. I'm too fragile. I'll get you a cupcake. No, you don't have to. No, you don't. I'm so sorry. Thank you guys.

I appreciate it. It's the most joyless, joyless looking piece of shit cake you've ever seen in your life. Happy birthday, too. You don't even finish the song. You listen back to that when happy. I tried. What the fuck is that cake? Thank you guys.

I love my gifts and the cake. Sorry. I think I know what I'm getting for my birthday. next week now. Yeah, nothing, bitch. Big kick in the punch. A cake of shit.

Yeah, we spit on you. Okay, thanks guys. Have a good time. See you later. Bye. Happy birthday, Bree.

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