ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th July 2023

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

International Birthday Banger! And of course we have a chat about when and where we've been naked... skinny dipping anyone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Doing a podcast, doing a podcast. Okay, here it comes. At the after party. The after party. At the after party. We ain't ever gonna stop. Hi everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast.

Show of hands, who here has ever gotten naked at an after party? What? Oh, not at an after party. I haven't gotten naked. Oh, good question. Like fully naked? Yeah. I haven't gone naked. Oh, good question. Like fully naked? Yeah. No.

Oh, you're that bath. Hang on. No, I have. No, that wasn't me. I have. Have you? I was at uni. Oh.

Wait, what? Are you looking at the guy that you got naked with? Yeah. That's all right. That's all right. We're all friends here. I got naked at an after party because I went skinny dipping. So it's not as bad as it sounds.

And I wasn't the only one. I'm just imagining you naked but standing just in the middle of the room. No one knows what's going on. I'm dancing. Hey, guys, anybody got some dip for all these chips? Is that naked Brie dancing? Go off, queen. She really should have some support.

Should we do that tonight? No. Should we all get naked? I feel like they really bond us I think I wouldn't show up to work on Monday Wait wait wait Yep I'm keen Oh no That made it weird

Just the girls Be careful what you ask for But it can't be just the girls because then there'll be three naked people and Clint. No, Clint's not going to be there. Clint isn't there. That's unfair. I don't want to be there, obviously,

but you actually can't exclude me. Well, we can. But you can't. We will. We should do a naked sauna. Then it's not as weird. Or a skinny dip. A skinny dip. Skinny dip's the best. Or a skinny dip. A skinny dip.

Skinny dip's the best. Naked sitting down is the least flattering. Oh, never. I totally agree. Let's go skinny dipping then. Skinny dipping is probably the only comfortable naked public. No, I told you about my skinny dipping trauma. What happened?

I was the only one, even though everyone said they would do it. Also, I will only skinny dip if we go to a tropical climate like Fiji. I need warm water. Oh, yeah. I will only skinny dip if we go to a tropical climate like Fiji. I need warm water. I need to skinny dip in the dark so then, you know, you can't really see your body under the water. I want skinny dip.

Fiji in the dark and Claudia is the last one to get in so she knows everybody else. Okay, so I can trust you. Guys, I want skinny dip but the tide was out and it was night time so we just had to walk.

That's what happened to me when I was the only one. For two minutes to the water, naked. That is so awkward. That's a skinny walk. It was awful. You know, just what bits do you cover? It was just not fun. I went through this real weird stage where I think I was about 21 and I lived in this house that my parents owned.

It was an investment property of theirs in Brisbane and it was this beautiful big house and I lived in it with one other person and I went through this stage where all my friends would just come over to this house because there was a pool, it had a pool. And so, everyone started calling it Club Bree because everyone would have parties there every night. I like that. I was living my best life. So, we would, everyone would come to my house and we'd have pre-drinks Bree because we'd have parties there every night. I love it. I like that. I was living my best life. So everyone would come to my house and we'd have pre-drinks

and then we'd go out clubbing and then everyone would come back to my place because there was so much room for people to stay. And for like maybe three months, we went out every weekend, we'd all come back and we'd all go skinny dipping. Yeah. For like three months. And then did any of you guys get it on? Nah.

Really? I never progressed to that. No, because there was like six or seven of us. Right. Yeah, it was just like a friend, like just, you know. Two never peeled off and like. Not that I know of. Into one corner of the pool.

Well, it definitely wasn't me. To get the scooper out the next day and fish some stuff out of the water. I hope not. Skim the pool.oper out the next day and fish some stuff out of the water. I hope not. Skim the pool. That's what you call it, eh? Looking after a pool, can I say, so difficult. Yeah. I got a pool guy then because I was like, this is just too much for me as a 21-year-old.

My mum for years maintained our pool at home. That's impressive to me. We barely used it because it wasn't heated. Because it wasn't heated? Yeah. Oh, sweetie. This is in Rotorua. You don used it because it wasn't heated. Because it wasn't heated? Yeah. Oh, sweetie. This is in Rotorua. You don't know.

You don't know. There's like two months where it's good to use. It's cold in Rotorua. It is cold. It is cold in Rotorua. How cold? Very cold. How cold?

It's just puffer jacket cold. It's not snowing. Puffer jacket cold is pretty cold. Does it snow there? All right. All right. All right. Real question.

Okay. No, no, no. Let's get in the car right now. I'm going to drive you to my pool in Rotorua. You're going to get naked. I'm going to watch you get in that pool. I'm going to send this audio to HR. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable.

Without context. Without context. Whoa. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Adrian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Hello.

Let's do an international birthday banger for Glenys Porter from Tauranga in Auckland. Hey, Glenys. You were born on the 30th of May. Did you say I've been there? No, I said it's cold there. Oh. Yeah, plenty. 30th of May, 1970, which means you were 16 in 1986.

And on your 16th birthday, Glenys, this was number one. Oh, it's Whitney Houston, Glenys. I don't think we need to do the rest. We found it. Found it. It's currently seven degrees in Rotorua. It's not that cold. What a tune.

Okay, let's do another one for Kaylee Hug. She's from Melbourne in Australia. Does she need a hug? What a cute name, Kaylee. I love your name, Kaylee Hug. You were 16 on the 10th. Sorry, you were born on the 10th of March, 1994, which means you were 16 in 2010, and this is your birthday birthday. Hey!

I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee. Rich, baby, rich, rich. I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee. We were just buzzing out over that Will.i.am Britney Spears song that has just come out. The new Will.i.am Britney Spears song. We need to load that. It's quite good. Mind your, mind your bee, mind your bee, mind your bee. What does it start with? Mind your business, bitch. B, mind your B. Mind your business. What does it start with? Mind your business, bitch. Yeah.

Weird, eh? It is quite good, though. Samantha Jacobson is our last birthday banger for the week. She's from Evansville in Minnesota. Evansville in Minnesota. Samantha, you were born on the 6th of May. Are you laughing at Breeze, mate? Yeah.

Why, what was wrong, man? No, it was good. Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeah, that was better. That was better. Yeah, we'll move on. 6th of May, 1998, which means you were 16 in 2014,

and this is your birthday banger. Let me see your fucking hands up. What a chain. Three really good choices. Obviously, I'm going to vote for the Black Eyed Peas, I'm a B. Why? I didn't get the joke. Because he's a bee.

Because it's funny to say that that's a better song than Whitney Houston. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Obviously, Black Eyed Peas, I'm a bee. Yeah, obviously. Obviously. I'm going with Glynis, Whitney Houston. Glynis, if you're listening to this. We love you.

I want you to take your clothes off. Look for the nearest body of water. And just walk calmly into it. But before you do that, cover yourself in Vaseline. Yes. For leeches. For leeches. And lay boobs up.

Let them see the moon, girl. Let them see the moon. See you guys next week. Thanks for listening. Bye. We love you. Bye. Bye. Give them a sense of pride To make it easier

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