ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th June 2023
Episode Date: June 28, 2023Weird confession from Clint... and Bree let the intrusive thoughts win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Transcript
Discussion (0)
The ZM Podcast Network.
Okay, let's play a game. I've just had an intrusive thought. Should I act on it or not?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Just going to run into it.
Oh.
Wow.
That looked fun.
It did look fun.
It was so fun.
Large stack of cardboard boxes
On the corner of the studio
We're talking like 12 boxes
Yeah
I didn't see that much damage either
You want to come get these ones too?
Don't
Oh now I've got that intrusive
Oh my god
You have to pick them up if you do it.
Honestly, it's like working with a child.
Was that fun?
I feel better.
Jesus.
That's so good.
It did look fun, to be honest. Intrusive thoughts are weird. fun to be honest intrusive thoughts are weird i only
learned about intrusive thoughts i think this year through me yeah do you not have intrusive
thoughts um i guess i do but i never knew what they were yeah what intrusive thoughts yeah same
always had them but but brought to my attention through memes like drink the bong water yeah
and then you're like don't drink it don't drink the bong water. Like drink the bong water. Yeah.
And then you're like, don't drink it, don't drink it.
Don't drink the bong water, don't drink the bong water.
Did you drink the bong water?
Oh my God, guys, that was so funny.
Fire has it out here now.
A lot of boxes.
Now I've got to clean them up.
We have been kicking footballs around today. Have you showered since we did the footballing?
No.
Didn't have time.
And my hands smell like goalie gloves.
Oh, yeah, someone else's gloves.
It does not come off.
Like, this is the same as my batting glove when I played softball.
Yeah.
It just is, yeah.
Stink.
They all just smell.
Why don't you put hand-scenting on?
Doesn't work.
Doesn't work?
I wash my hands really, really, really well. There's a can of Glyn
20 out there. I know but. We could
spray you down. I've got sensitive skin.
Do you reckon anyone instead of showering just sprays
themselves with Glyn 20?
I hope not. I used to know someone
who instead of showering would just spray himself with
Lynx. Yeah I've heard about that. And so he'd smell
like Lynx and BO.
It's the tradie shower. So gross.
That's not okay. We were like hey by the way you stink and he's like no. I put my Lynx and BO. It's the tradie shower. Ugh. Yeah. So gross. That's not okay. We were like, hey, by the way, you stink.
And he's like, no.
No.
I put my Lynx on.
When I was younger.
How can I stink when I literally just put Lynx on myself?
Mother did Lynx.
When I was younger and I obviously was growing up in Stanthorpe, Queensland, coldest place
in Queensland.
And it was freezing during winter time.
And we lived in this old shitty house and because we were on tank water because
we're in the country our shower just was shit house yeah like it was just shit and so i don't
think i've ever admitted this before there'd be days where i'd go like two three days without
showering three i couldn't do three i mean it was before puberty oh okay yeah is that not a normal
thing to do i reckon i'd be like nine or ten.
Yeah.
And I was just like, I'm not showering, but I'd pretend so I'd go into the bathroom
because I knew my mum would be angry because she'd be like, you have to shower.
And so I'd go into the bathroom and then like hang out in there for like ten minutes
and then come out.
Wow.
Committing to the lie.
Yeah.
Wow.
I reckon I could only go 36 hours without showering.
I reckon, depends what I'm doing.
I'm not a very smelly person.
I'm pretty lucky.
Do people shower on Celebrity Treasure Island?
They have.
So each season's been different.
So usually your shower is the beach.
Get in the ocean.
Yeah.
Right. And then the best camp on season two and three had a very small freshwater shower that would
only, like, I think be like maybe 10 minutes of water.
Oh, okay.
So, some people-
So, you had to hop in there with Art Green and-
Yeah.
Share a shower.
Yeah, everyone was in there.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, other than that, it's the beach.
They don't have a real shower.
Oh, fair enough.
Beach is all right, isn't it?
No, because you're sandy.
Yeah.
You're salty.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You don't feel fresh.
I mean, it's better than nothing.
You'd have to get the seawater into your bits.
That's what I mean. You know how nothing You'd have to get the seawater into your bits That's what I mean
You know how after you go to the beach
You just feel a bit salty
Yeah you'd have to douche your butt
With seawater
Do you douche your butt in the shower
Do you douche
Are you a regular douche
I knew you were a bit of a douche
He looks like a douche doesn't he
He does.
Brooke, Brooke, intern Brooke.
Film producer Brooke, don't do that.
She's picking up the cardboard boxes.
No, don't.
I will do that.
It's not your job.
They were in her way.
They said not to clean up the boxes.
Don't pick up the boxes.
She was just trying to leave.
I want to get out of here.
If you pick them up, Brie will run through them again.
I did the crime. I'll do the time. of here. If you pick them up, Bree will run through them again. I did the crime.
I'll do the time.
Okay.
That's how it works.
You go home if you want to go home.
Or stay.
Or hang out and stay.
But don't do the boxes.
What if I enjoy doing the boxes?
Well, then do it if you enjoy it.
But I don't believe you.
Okay.
It's about that douching that you do.
Yeah.
So how does it work?
Every shower?
This is not podcast material.
I bet he's douching.
This is not what a good podcast is.
I bet he's douching black.
Ooh.
Most douches are.
I've never seen a douche in my life.
Haven't you?
No.
You look in a mirror.
You see one every day, bitch.
Oh, bazinga.
Don't say bazinga.
You ruined it.
I want to go home.
This is a short after party.
We've been talking all day.
Oh, my God.
I've got to check my Taylor Swift.
British and buy Taylor Swift tickets.
Still nothing.
What about you, Claude?
Nah.
Got three screens and nothing.
All right.
I'm heading down to the ocean for a solid douchey.
You're more likely to win the $33 million in the lotto tonight than get Taylor Swift tickets.
Okay, I'm buying
a lot of tickets.
Give me some tickets!
Play.
ZM's Brand Clint.
On Insta.
Facebook.
TikTok.
And live weekdays
from 3 on ZM.
Feed by KFC.
Get the full menu
delivered to your door
with the KFC app.
Play.
ZM.