ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th March 2025

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I'm having a party. A party for two. Hi everybody, welcome to the after party. We're not going to cancel it, okay? We've seen all your messages, we're not going to cancel it. I got so many DMs. Remember when I was bloody having, cracking the sads, being like, no one's messaged me. And then all these people have messaged me. Claudia's been getting emails to her word and email address. How did they even get that?

Anyway, our compliment fishing worked. Do you feel good about yourself? Yeah. Yeah. I feel wanted. I think compliment fishing is worth it sometimes. It's needed. Heck yeah. Build us up. I don't get a lot of compliments. You do. I feel wanted. I think compliment fishing is worth it sometimes. It's needed. Heck yeah.

Build us up. I don't get a lot of compliments. You do. I can see why. Shut up. Hey, I'm going to this party tonight. It's like a pre-party for Symphony. It's at the venue.

We went last year and it's very good. Yeah, it's very fun. I have a friend who I've been meaning to catch up with for a long, long time. And last time we caught up, we promised each other a big night. He said to me, he said, we never go hard anymore. We never have the big night that we always talk about. And we're always in each other's DMs. We're like, we need to make this dinner or this night happen.

He said, are you coming to the pre-party for something? I said, yes. that we always talk about and we're always in each other's DMs. We're like, we need to make this dinner or this night happen. He said, are you coming to the pre-party for Cynthia? And I said, yes. And he goes, and? I said, I have nothing else on that night. That's our night. And he goes, good. We're going hard.

He messaged me. Oh, no. He messaged me 10 minutes ago. Sorry, at 10 past five. And he said, what time are you going to the party? And I am not up for a big night tonight. I'm not. I've got to work tomorrow. I haven't really been drinking.

And I was like, oh, fuck. And I said, hey, I'll be there about 7.30. I'll come and find you. Just a heads up, though. I don't have the big one that I promised you in me tonight. Sorry. Yeah, good on you. He was thinking the same thing.

He hearted the message and then he replied, phew, neither. I was going to say the same. Best case scenario. And I was hoping that I wouldn't let you down. I said to him, we are so fucking lame. And he goes, we are so lame. That is honestly, how good is that feeling?

Can you imagine? Do you know what's even better than that, though? Is if he had have messaged you and just been like, hey, I'm so sorry. I don't have a big, like where you didn't even have. And then you go, that's all right. It's okay, man. That's all right. I understand.

We'll do it next time. Next time. I got you. That'd okay, man. That's all right. I understand. We'll do it next time. Next time. I've got you. That'd be a dick move from me. Yeah. Can you imagine if neither of us had had the bravery to front foot it and then we just both begrudgingly fight our way through a big night. We drink 10 beers and by that stage we would be having fun,

but the next day we're like, fuck, I didn't even want to do that. And neither of us wanted to do it. We just didn't want to tell the other person that would suck anyway and a very responsible night tonight because you know what as well i feel like when you plan a big night out it's never a good night out it's either it's either it could either this is my theory on it it can either not live up to the hype or it ends up being too big because you come in with too much gusto and you're like big night gotta gotta gotta go big gotta behave like a like it's a big night someone offers you a drink you're like yeah i'll have another drink because we're having a big night and then before you know it someone's throwing up in the toilet yeah or the

gutter or the bushes or your u Yeah, or the toilets of calendar girls. Or you're kissing someone in their mouth. In the mouth. In the mouth. In the mouth. I want to kiss you in the mouth. I nearly had a little chunder at Laneway Festival. Did you?

Oh, my God. In the middle of the mosh pit. Shut up. And I think it was this girl. So Megan, our friend megan had been like dying to get on someone's shoulders for charlie xx because she loves her and eventually eventually i convinced this random girl to put me up on his shoulders and then she was like only if you put my friend on your shoulders and i was like okay to you To you? To me. You're like I did this for you.

And so Megan went on this girl's shoulders and then I put this girl's friend on my shoulders and it was so hot in the mosh pit. Oh no. You put the Rando's friend on your shoulders. Yeah. She's like but you have to put my friend on your shoulders. It's hot. And I was like oh okay.

And it was so hot in there like and it was so tight After a while I was like Oh I feel real sick Oh no So close to vomiting Imagine if you're

On someone's shoulders And they start Throwing up Underneath you It's not good Imagine if the person On your shoulders Starts throwing up

Down towards you Oh that's worse That's way worse That's a shower vomit That's way worse Yuck That's a waterfall vomit Yuck Yuck worse. Yuck. That's a waterfall vomit. Yuck.

Yuck. I just can't day drink into the night. No, no. Not good. Someone almost threw up on Ella's shoes. You can. You absolutely can. You just know that you shouldn't.

I just, yeah, I'm not good at it. You know how some people are really good at it? I'm not. Are you good at that? I'm good at it, but I'll fade by one. In the morning? Yeah. That's bloody good. I I'm good at it. But I'll fade by one. In the morning? Yeah. That's bloody good.

I'm usually gone at 10. But it'll take me four days to recover. Yeah. I do like day drinking, though. I did a little cheeky. You know those, this is really gross, but you know those burps that you do? Sickie burp. Sickie burp.

Oh, God, I hate a sickie burp. It was a sickie drunk burp. So, like, it stayed. And so I just had this little pull. This was like karaoke in the year. It's acid. It's stomach acid. It just made my mouth taste yuck.

It's the bile. I put it in my hand, and I was like, guys, guys. It's so sick. Sorry. It makes your teeth feel funny. Yeah, it did. I had gum, though. Anyway, that will not be happening to me tonight.

Right, cool. Wonderful. You know you're driving, aren't you? Yeah, on purpose. Yeah. On purpose. So it definitely won't be happening. So tonight. Right, cool. Wonderful. You know you're driving, aren't you? Yeah, on purpose. Yeah. On purpose. So definitely won't be happening. So I cannot have a big night.

Well, I mean, I've got a private car park there. I could. Leave your car there. I could technically leave the car. That is an option. I'd love to be you for a day, Clint. Oh, same. I'd love to see what it's like from up there.

What would you like the most, you reckon? Or what would you want to experience the most? I'm working my balls off tomorrow. Thank you very much. I'm not saying that you don't but like a normal weekday clint so i'd wake up see the kids dog come to work kick the door down yeah then that's when the fun begins i'd do all the buttons hit things off yell at people make fun of ella scream at everyone oh it'd be so fun a good good toilet. Scrape my balls. Yeah. Piss on the floor.

Just because I'm clean. No, we've established the women's toilets are worse than the men's toilets in this building. I can't comment because I haven't been into the men's. Well, I haven't been

into the women's either. But the women's are pretty fucking gross. So gross. Ours are fine. Ours are alright. Some days, some days are completely fine.

Other days, I'm like, what has happened in are completely fine Other days I'm like What has happened in here? Someone has got like a poo schedule They go at 2pm every day And it's Freaks I told you the last company I worked at They had a female floor shitter

Oh yeah that's disgusting I do my poos in the morning She was notorious For shitting All the women in the building Were trying to They spent like five or six years trying to figure out

who the mystery shitter was and every time someone would resign and leave the company the girls collective would go if the floor shitting stops

that's who it was which is if you are the floor shitter the ultimate prank would be to stop after the person you hate leaves the company

and then it gets pinned on her should we oh my god should we shit on the floor break in sneak in to me yeah i wasn't gonna name them but yeah everyone knew who you're talking about we sneak in there oh throat bubble we sneak in there and we do a poo on the floor to start the

rumor yeah let's do it no yeah what if we like mate it's not a real poo? Oh, yeah, okay. Like a fake poo. But it looks real. I'm not sure the journalists at the Herald would see the joke if we did a real human shit on another company's bathroom floor. We'd be like, guys, it was for the plot. It was a prank. It needed to be believable. It was just a joke.

Get a sense of humour. Guys, get a sense of humour. Can't you take a little bit of shit on the floor also also we need to categorically say no to that on this podcast right now because like i said if the mystery shitters still exist and they are at and they listen to this podcast they will shit on the floor and then they will serve up this podcast as evidence to the company that we are the people that went in and shit on the floor even though we didn't. Okay? So we need to say it with us. Are we going to shit on the floor at the

opposition radio station? No! No, definitely not. I'm pulling up my pants right now. Just a little one. You know it'd be so easy for the phantom shitter to come into our building and do it. It would, yeah. You wouldn't even notice someone walking through there. It's much easier to use our toilets then. How are they going to shit in both buildings?

Who can we... I mean, it's got to be Ella. I can much easier to use our toilets than... How are they going to shit in both buildings? Who can we... I mean, it's got to be Ella. I can poo. We put her in a disguise. I'll do it. Are you thinking she's the least recognisable? Yeah. Claudia used to work there.

You used to work there. All right, I'll let that slide. And Bree's famous as fuck. Yeah, hard. Yeah, okay, it's you. It's got to be Ella. We're not doing it. What the fuck is going on?

We're not doing it. We're not doing it. We're not doing it What the fuck is going on We're not doing it We're not doing it We're not doing it It's not us It's radio awards night When we all get a little bit hammered And there's like people from We're like

We'll do it live Hey Did Phantom shit Have come back Recently And then someone will be like Yeah

And then all of us Collectively Once will be like Prank Prank Can I I'll wear a moustache And I'll go in with like, I'll put BO on me so I smell. And have some Metamucil.

If me and Ella put her on my shoulders, we'd wear a big trench coat. No, no. I want to do a prank. We haven't done a prank for so long. We're not doing that prank. That is a good one. We got banned from doing pranks. What if we drone a fake shit in there?

Uber eats a pizza box. Courier it to them. Courier the shit. This is like American Vandal. It's so stupid. We address the shit in a box to the women's toilets specifically. Dispose of me at your will. See, I would appreciate this Sorry toilet floor

Yeah the toilet floor Yeah Just be like Alright tip it down the toilet Wait is that what happened? I thought you were telling us the story Someone like left stinky poos in the toilet No on the floor

Regularly Do you reckon that was like their kink thing? Yeah Probably What the fuck What? Yeah like getting caught Like you don't want to get caught. Has it happened since I left? Anyway, Claudia, can you go through

this whole podcast and beep the name of the company each time we say it? I would love to. People are going to figure it out. I don't want anything to do with that. Yeah, okay. Beep it, Claudia. What am I beeping? Does anything that incriminates the other company? What company?

No, incriminates me. Incriminates Clint. He'll be fine. All right, let's get out of here. I've got an event to go to to not party. I'm having a party. A party for two. And I've got to go make some fake shit.

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