ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th May 2024

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

Clint is away so we have our friend Liam looking after the show with us, and he told us the shittest yard we've ever heard... Warning for toilet talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everyone, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. I am first to talk because Clint is not here. Finally. Finally. I heard that he had the runs. That's what I heard. Gastro.

Like clogged the toilet so much that it's got the plumber in. Spitty bum. And bum bum. Spitty bum and bum bum. It's bad when it's bum wheeze. It is. Do you reckon people hate's bum wheeze. It is. Do you reckon people hate when we talk about this stuff? Probably.

Probably. You never want to fart when you've got the squirts. You never trust a fart. Never trust a fart. We haven't even introduced Liam yet. Oh, yeah, this is Liam. Hello. He is filling in today, which you'll hear.

Spitty bum. Just, yeah, such a hard launch. His nickname, no, a soft launch, actually. A very easy launch, wasn't it? A very easy soft launch. He's filling in today for Clint, who is sick. Allegedly. Apparently.

He didn't put the details in the chat, I wonder. It's probably for the best. Yeah. Did he rip another pair of pants and it was sad? Could have. What sickness do we reckon he actually has? Gastro? I reckon he just

had a look at the payslip and saw 12 day sick leave and thought I'll have a bit of that. I might take one of those. Is that what we get? Is it 12? It's changed hasn't it? I don't know.

I'm just sick constantly. I'm always in hasn't it? I don't know. Let me have a little comment on you guys. I'm just sick constantly. I'm always in arrears because I get COVID all the time, and then I also get regular sick all the time. What are you in arrears with? Spitty bum. Can I tell you, I don't want to make this podcast crude, but can I tell you a quick story about a spitty bum?

I don't think it's going to be you that makes it crude. Go for it. Okay, so I'm maybe like six or seven seven and we're at a place called Geraldine. Shout out to Geraldine. Very small little place. I've been to Geraldine. Have you? Yeah.

Just quickly, what brought you to Geraldine? I think it was something to do with work. Okay. We were getting around the places and I think we were passing through. Yeah, you don't stop, but we stopped. And this is probably why. Sorry, Geraldine. This is probably why I got the spitty bum bum.

But we were playing a game of Spotlight. Do you know what Spotlight is? Love Spotlight. Right, okay. So it's an Aussie thing as well. And we were playing Spotlight. And I obviously had the shitty bum bum. I had the squirts.

And I'm the type of kid, like I was that fat kid that used to love mints. And I would do like a whole packet of like Eclipse, Mentos, like whatever it was. Oh, I thought you were talking about like beef mints. I was like, are you eating it raw? A whole packet of raw mints, and I'd do, like, a whole packet of, like, Eclipse, Mentos, like, whatever it was. Oh, I thought you were talking about, like, beef mints. I was like, are you eating it raw? A whole packet of raw mints. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Love a mint. So we're playing Spotlight, and I can feel it coming on.

You know when you, you know? Oh, yeah. It's a bad time. Everyone knows. You get that feeling in your stomach. And I remember being, like, to Dad, like, oh, Dad, I've really got to go to the bathroom, like, this little this little kid and he's like we're 20 minutes away just just go shit in the bush oh no so i go shit in the bush and he's like use your underwear blah blah blah

and just like hang it somewhere just yeah blah blah so i was like okay so i go shit in a bush and then use my underwear to sort everything out the back. We need to jump like 20 minutes. We hear this kid squeals. And we thought he'd like fallen over. Like the parents were like, okay, like game done. Let's go find Bryn. Shout out to Bryn if you're listening. Run over.

And Bryn decided to go hide in the bush for spotlight. And slipped in the like, in the shit no and then because it's spotlight everyone has their torches and everyone's like Bryn's dad's like who did this this is disgusting this should not be happening in Geraldine blah blah blah and like turned around and then like my dad is like staring me out like and you know when you're like six you know don't say a word so I don't say anything until brin's dad shines the torch at the tree and sees the undies and wristed on the back says rassy so brin slipped in my squirty bum bum oh my god poor brin that poor kid i don't know why i told you that right now but um it's all relevant I mean you're only 6 or 7

You're only 6 and it's stuck with me Whenever we see Bryn still Stuck with Bryn as well Do you still keep in touch with Bryn? A little bit, still keep in touch with Bryn We still go to Geraldine every year What? I don't know why

Sorry Geraldine Do you see that bush and you go oh How many people live in Geraldine Geraldine population What's your guess Like an hour out of Ashburden I would say

3000 live in Geraldine Oh 3000 That could be actually over I'll go 1500 I was going to say like 30,000 I've never been there About 3000 Wow. I'll go $1,500. I was going to say like $30,000. Oh, no. I've never been there. About $3,000.

You were on the money. You were on the money. That's teeny tiny. So, yes, poor Bryn, but yeah, absolutely outed for my... We should call Bryn and see if he's actually over it or if he wants an apology. Again, I'm really taking this terrible, but you know sometimes you're on the toilet and you have a wipe

and you accidentally touch it. You can wash your hands. You can wash your hands. You need more toilet paper, I think. You can wash your hands like five times and like. Oh, my God. It still stinks. I don't know if Bryn's 15 years later still like.

Still on his legs. This is so. Poor young man. No, I love it. I love the shit stories. And welcome Liam Rassi to the show. Yeah, it's a great introduction for our audience. Liam, you actually panelled for our show last Friday?

A couple of weeks ago. Last Thursday? Friday. On the 24 hour move-a-thon? Yes. Thursday or Friday? Thursday or Friday. Oh, both shows. God, I can't even remember most

of those two days. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I've never seen any one of those movies. Haven't you? Finding Nemo? Nah. Just too ADHD to sit still and my parents just didn't even want to go through the hassle of like Let's put this shivery kid in the movie cinema Who's just going to like ignore everyone

And we have to pay for it And we've got to pay for it So nah I was very much on the Clint bandwagon You need to bloody watch them Nah They've been collated for you Sit out

These are the movies you have to watch. Definitely Nemo. I know the ending. What's your favourite movie then? Polar Express. Oh. I mean, yeah. It's probably the only movie I watch every year.

Really? Yeah, Christmas Eve. At Christmas time. On the Polar Express. Ding, ding, the Masuto. That's the sound of it singing. Anyway. Oh, hello. Well, there you go. I've just looked out and tried to That's the sound of it singing. Anyway. Oh, hello.

There you go. I've just looked out and tried to look up at how many sick days we get, but I'm not too sure. We have to go through the funny website that always logs us out. What's alternative leave? Oh, I don't even know. It's for like, it's like a day in lieu. Yeah. If you work on a public, you get that.

Gotcha, gotcha. Then, oh, jeez, I'm in minus for annual leave. Ooh. Early in May. Yeah, but I'm hoping they've put my holidays in already. Oh, probably. They would have, yeah. Which I don't know if they have.

Ooh. How many negatives are you in? I don't want to say. How much is a day? Eight hours. Eight hours. Oh, does it do? Oh, okay a day? Eight hours. Does it do? Oh, okay. Does it in hours?

Does it in hours? I don't think they have put my leave in. Jeez, I'm way in the red. Well, that's all fun for us to figure out. Ah, well. Cancel the trip. It's going to be Brian coming on Christmas Day. He was last year, too.

Oh, God. Oh well. Thanks for that shit chat guys. Cookie crumbles. Guess I'm going to be sick. I've got more

clit. I'm sick. No I'm just kidding. Bye. Alright bye guys. Hopefully we'll all be back tomorrow but

if not we'll hear another shit story from Liam. Hooray. Have you got another one? I just don't even know why I said it. I've just had a moment going.

Don't regret. That was a great story. I just had a moment. I just told you the craziest shit story. That was a great story. Shout out to Bryn, though, for your listening. Shout out to Bryn. Go Bryn.

Poor Bryn. I'll just need a pair of underwear. On that note, we're out of here. Goodbye. Bye. On that note, we're out of here Bye And he slipped in my shit I'd love to call him and know if he actually like If he's traumatised No, we don't have to, he is play ZM's brand Clint on insta facebook tiktok

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