ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th May 2025

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody. Hi guys, tomorrow... Yeah. I'm going for a full war on fitness at the doctor. Have I told you this yet?

That's what I did last Friday. Did you? Yeah, literally last Friday went for a full wharf. I've never. Have I told you this yet? That's what I did last Friday. Did you? Yeah, literally last Friday went for a full whop. I've never done it before. Oh, haven't you? Nah. I've never been in for more than I've got a rash or,

well actually, this is a bad example. When you say full whop, Like a one-off thing. Like a one-off thing. Yeah, no. What does a full whop mean for a man? This is the thing I don't know. I don't know.

As a 38 year old man. What do you book in for when you say you want that? I said I want a full... Once over. Yeah I want a full... I think I said full physical. Oh you want to get fully physical. But then I got that term out of a movie so I don't know. Are they gonna do the full oil change or full checkup isn't that the term? Full checkup yeah. I just want to know is it time? Am I getting a finger up the bum? No. No?

Not even 40 yet. If you ask nicely. And do you have a history of? And if I am having a finger up the bum, do I need to skip breakfast or anything? Like, how does it work? You probably should do- Do you choose which finger?

Yeah, I think it's index. I don't think you'd get a choice. You'd get a middle, couldn't you? Yeah, well. I think you'd rather, I don't think you'd get a choice. You'd get a middle, couldn't you? Yeah, well. I think you'd rather, I don't know which is bigger. They're probably about the same. Watch the space. What did I get for my full whop? I got a Paps Mare that I had to bloody do myself. Then it was awkward because I was like, can't you do it? And she's like, I'd rather you

do it. And then I got her to check this spot on my nose. Yeah. Oh, that's a good point. I to check this spot on my nose. Yeah. Uh. Oh, that's a good point. I've got a spot I need checked. Yeah, make sure you get that done. So, and I've been worried about it

and apparently it's just burst blood capillaries. Yeah. So it's just a red spot. From drinking too much boxed wine. No! Maybe. The wine was out of a bottle. Then what else did I have done?

Oh, changed the medication that I was on. Oh, yeah. Just all the, I think, yeah, I didn't, and then she weighed me. I imagine I'll get some bloods done. And then, oh yeah, if you want to. I do. Get the bloods done.

Isn't that the main way they'll check you out? They'll be like, your cholesterol's too high. Or. Oh, see, I'm not at that age yet. Aren't you? Nah. Aren't we? Nah. Well, we'll find out tomorrow. I think Clint just wants a finger up the yet. Aren't you? Nah. Aren't we? Nah.

Well, we'll find out tomorrow. I think Clint just wants a finger up the bum, that's what I think. Yeah. That's what it sounds like. I'm holding out. It's like when you get cheaper insurance, I'm waiting until I can,

I'm eligible for a finger up the bum. He's just there, he's like first waiting as the doors open. I can't wait for the report back. Into the room, but first. Pants down, ready to go the room, but first pants down. You should go for a colonoscopy. Um, why? You want the finger up the bum? You can just ask your life really nicely.

I feel like a colonoscopy is a big one to go for if there's no symptoms. You know, I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to start getting colonoscopy. No, that's a colonic irrigation. Yeah, that's very different. A colonoscopy is when they put a camera up your rear. That sounds fun. I'm going to have to go get those real early in my life. You got a family history?

Yeah. Well, my nan had bowel cancer and then so my mum then had to go and get, she's had colonoscopies. Remember we've talked about it on this show. You gotta drink that liquid, eh? I've had that before for another operation I had. We talked about my friend who had that dinner and she had to postpone the dinner because she forgot that she had a colonoscopy the next day.

She's like, I'm coming to the dinner but I won't be eating anything. Yeah, that's right. That sucks for her. Colonoscopies aren't fun. My mum doesn't say they're fun. No, I've never met anyone who came back from one of those. And I was like, maybe you're just not getting into this.

Guess what, I just did the best thing. Maybe you're not just getting into it, mum. I wonder what their Google rating is for colonoscopies. Should we call my mum and harass her about the game? Let's get Pixie to call my mum and say that she's going for the blues tonight. Oh yeah, let's do it. Pixie doesn't even know what we're talking about.

No, I have no idea what you're saying. But that's why it's funnier. Go sports team. We were talking about colonoscopies and now we're talking about. You just need to say that you support the blues. Yeah, say I'm a big blues supporter, always have been been always will be

betcha ten bucks she answers with Queenslander She might already be on the pass. Yeah, she might be. Oh. Oh, she's screened out, cool. I've never worked in a radio station that has a redial button. Ever. In 20 years I've never had a radio station. And it would be the most useful thing. Yeah, yeah. Redial.

Hello? She's gone. She answered though, eh? She did, yeah, that was her. I think you could hear just faintly, koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala!

Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! Koeala! She's gone. She answered though, eh? She did. Yeah, that was her. I think you could hear just faintly Kwella!

And that's her yelling, Kwella! You're safe for now Pixie. Yeah. Would she have her maroons tracksuit on? She would have the full kit on. The undies on? She has the hat, she's got the shirt, she's got the jumper, she's got the pants. Oh would she have the undies down her leggings?

Probably that too He said undies down it honestly, it's honestly My mom's favorite time of year like she's coming over to visit me next month to go to come to something that I'm filming and Like once in a lifetime thing for me, right? And so I asked her- That's a good mom to go to your porno, isn't it? I know it is, but I just liked her to be there, you know? Fair enough.

You're doing great, sweetie. She's coming over for that, like I've asked her. And then she goes to me, she's like, she goes, I can't come on the Wednesday. And I was like, why? She goes, that's game three, the Origin, can't come. I was like. What have it decided by then?

We, I feel like she'd change her mind. But she's gonna not come for the whole reason that she's here because she wants to watch the Origin. I was like, all right. Well, I'll see you at home. Priorities, right? Yeah, you want your parents to be honest with you, don't you?

I do, and I get it. She loves it. Yeah. I don't like to be around them though, when they're watching. They're different people. Honestly I actually don't like it's horrible and they yell at each other. Is there any time I've seen them yell at each other and then they yell at each other. Don't they support the same team? Yes but then my mum will tell Steve if you're like Steven calm down and then my dad will be like, whatever, Diane!

He's clearly doing it on purpose! They're just yelling at each other. I'm like, I hate this. It just clicked that your mom's name is Diane. Are you joking? She's just always been Mama Di. Yeah, Mama Di. Where do you think Di comes from?

I don't know. There's no mama on her birth certificate. Yeah, really? That's crazy. Anyway. All right on her birth certificate. Yeah. Really? That's crazy. Anyway. Alright, let's go. Up the mighty maroons.

Up the maroons. Up the butt. Up the blues. Up my butt. Tomorrow. Maybe. Maybe. Queen's Liner!

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