ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th November 2023

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

We've come up with a new charity month that Clint can be the face of, and a PSA why you shouldn't let your kids ride a 50cc scooter on the road!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hey, does this after-party have a smokers area? Nah, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet! Bree and Clint's After-Party. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After-Party where we've just finished the normal show

and we've just finished talking to a couple of police officers on the show about a question that Bree has that you can hear on the main podcast. But man, we had a really candid conversation with two, were they active police officers or were they former police officers? I'm pretty sure they're both active. Yeah, we had an officer and a detective. I love it. I hit on one of them.

Yeah, you did. A few times. A few times. We got a text directly afterwards that says, only in New Zealand would you get two cops to ring a radio station and have a chat like you've known them for years. Man, I love New Zealand radio. It is a weird thing because they volunteered. The last time.

We just said, can some cops ring so we can bust a myth? And they were like, yeah, okay. I don't think they really realised what they were getting themselves into because I still think it's a myth. I feel like they danced around it quite a lot. You know, the last time, like where this conversation all arose from is when a friend of mine was driving me to the airport and got pulled over because they were doing something bad.

Nothing too bad. Nothing too bad. Texting. It was like on the cusp. Vaping? No. What, you're not allowed to vape and drive? No, but you said something bad.

No. Vaping is bad, Brie. cusp um no what you're not allowed to vape and drive no but you said something bad no what no vaping is bad brie it was on the cusp of something you know where he definitely could have given a ticket or he could have been like i'll let you off with a warning and and my friend was doing everything he could to talk his way out of this ticket like everything and it was so awkward because it was dark and I was just having to sit there and listen to, like, my friend just pretty much, you know, try and sweet talk this cop. And then this guy leans down because I put in my two cents

and I said something. And this guy goes, is that you, Bree? I bloody listen to you every day. I reckon I was that voice anyway. And then you're like, yeah, well, can you let us off the ticket then? Still didn't let him off. What were they doing? Huh? To get...

It was an orange light. Ah, okay. Orange means go faster. Yeah, that's what we said to him. Were they also vaping? The cop? Oh, went through an orange light while vaping. Nah, no vaping, but it was orange and yes, he did speed up slightly, but it was No, no vaping. But it was orange. And yes, he did speed up slightly, but it was like on the cusp.

You've got to speed up. That's the safer thing to do. It was the safer thing to do. Yeah. I had one of those yesterday. You know those awkward moments where it's going orange and then you hesitate? Yeah. Because I never hesitate.

Normally, I'm just like, you just put your foot down and you go through because it is safer, especially if there's a lot of traffic behind you. But I had one of those ones yesterday where I'm like, oh, no. And then I ended up in the middle of where people need to cross the road. You end up in the middle? Not in the middle, but in the pedestrian crossing part. When someone does that, when someone blocks a pedestrian crossing, and then the light goes green for the pedestrians,

I always make it as awkward as possible for the driver. Like I walk really close to their car. I hate you. Why are you doing that? Because you blocked my crossing. Yeah, but it probably wasn't on purpose. As a pedestrian, I'm always like arrogant cars. I like to hope they've got like those sensor beeps

so that when I get close to their bumper, their car's like... Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep their car's like... Yeah, you're my worst nightmare. I almost died at an orange light once. What? I was on a... This sounds a bit dramatic. No, I did.

Okay. I was like... Let's hear it then. I was 15 and I'd just got my learner's license. Okay. But in New Zealand, you're allowed to ride a 50cc scooter on a learner's license. But I was really like green when it came to the roads. And I was going down.

I feel like you're the type of person that should not be on a motorbike or a scooter. No, I'm good. Okay. Is this story going to coincide with that? Well, I was just nervy. And you know, I reckon the most dangerous drivers are the unsure drivers. 100%. They hesitate.

You'd almost rather someone was overconfident than underconfident sometimes. I think so. And I was coming up to a light and it went orange and I did what you talked about and I hesitated and I went, oh, no, no, no, I'm going to stop. And I slammed on my brakes to stop. But I didn't know that directly behind me

there was a logging truck behind me. And I didn't know that directly behind me was a logging truck behind me. And I didn't know it was there until this logging truck, and he must have swerved a little bit, not hugely, it was a main road in Rotorua, but it went past me and there would have been like half a metre, a metre gap between me and this logging truck. So much so that the air, the displacement of the air from the truck blew me off my scooter like I was on its side. It's the air brakes of the truck.

Trucks have air brakes. Oh, my God. I shat myself so much. And it was all my fault because I slammed on my brakes. And he couldn't stop. Yeah. Because his orange eyes are like, well, I'm going to go through this light. Well, when you've got that much weight behind you, you can't stop like that.

And I slammed on my brakes too. Why are you so close behind you? Well, yeah, true. But fuck. Yeah, scary. A truck like that close behind you? Well, yeah, true. But fuck. Yeah, scary. A truck like that, when you've got that much weight, he probably wasn't following that close. No.

But it takes a lot for a truck like that to stop. But he would have seen me and gone, oh, he's going through that orange light. Because I didn't brake until like probably five metres from the front of the queue. And then fuck. I think about it all the time. Yeah.

That close. Would you let your kids get a scooter? No, not in Auckland. No. Yeah, true. Not anywhere. My cousin, because we're all going to my brother's wedding this weekend, and my cousin, my mum said to me, because I was talking to my mum yesterday,

she said that he had a scooter accident recently with his girlfriend. And it was on. So it was an electric scooter. Yeah. And a car pulled out on the driveway. Oh, like a stand-up, like a lime scooter situation. Yeah, but like a, not a lime, but you own it. Yeah, and had a bad accident.

So probably won't be there remember ben had that electric skateboard for a while he fucked up his thumb real bad he used to ride this electric skateboard that had like a controller that controlled the speed of it and a car pulled out of a driver because he right on the footpath and the latter right on the road and a car pulled out of the driveway and he stuck out his hand to stop himself and got it caught in like a metal link fence and like ripped his thumb back. He was in this cast for so long.

Well, not even a cast. It was a brace. It was a thumb brace. Oh, he messaged me, by the way, about that awkward phone call we had with him last week on the podcast. It wasn't awkward. That was just Ben. He said that he was expecting a call from someone else in new zealand because i thought we were going to be them because at the time that

we were calling him when it's like you know seven o'clock here in new zealand it would actually be five o'clock there or even oh where's where is he melbourne no it would be five in in queensland it'd be four o'clock yeah so he's like He'd be still at work Yeah He was like not mad Just was expecting something else Just disappointed You guys don't pay me anymore Stop calling me No jokes for you

It was actually very serious I knew he had to go to hospital Do you remember that Ben? No not really knew he had to go to hospital. Do you remember that, Ben? No, not really. I had food to go. I was quite ill, actually. I was quite ill.

Remember he never wanted me to talk about his gout? Love you, Ben. He doesn't have gout. Why do people... He refused to get diagnosed. He refused to get diagnosed with his gout. You can't have it if you're not diagnosed. Why are people so ashamed of gout? What is that? Because it's called gout. Because it's called gout. A you can't have it if you're not diagnosed. Why are people so ashamed of gout? What is that?

Because it's called gout. Because it's called gout. A lot of the stigma is in the name. It's not a great name, but... And the rest of the stigma is in how you get it from, like, overindulging. Which is not true. That's why.

You have to have, like, a genetic disposition to it. That's what someone with gout would say. Undiagnosed. I'm just kidding. I just don't get... I just never understood Why people Feel embarrassed

I wouldn't be embarrassed It's the fucking name The name is shocking It sounds really gross Who named it? Gout and shingles Oh yeah Shingles is such a horrible name

I feel so yuck If I have to say I've got shingles Hand, foot and mouth That's such a bad one too Which you just think of Mad cow disease And foot and mouth disease

But it's not It's completely different You know what else? A boil Boil Mouth. That's such a bad one too. Which you just think of mad cow disease and foot and mouth disease, but it's not. It's completely different than that. Totally different. You know what else? A boil. Boil. Yeah, but boils are yuck. What about verruca?

Boils are real yuck. A verruca. A verruca. Verruca on your foot. Like a wart on your foot. It's like a wart on your foot. Is that a plantar wart? What about a varicose vein?

I feel so bad for people with varicose veins. They're so painful. Sitting in the lounge with their legs elevated. Sounds like me with gout. Wait, I don't have gout. What is gout? Don't be ashamed. I'm going to Google.

Speak out about gout. Speak gout about gout. You could be the face of gout. Should we do a campaign? Gout Awareness Week. I'll go on the AM show and they can interview me about my gout. Where do you mainly get gout? In your feet. Is that the

main spot people get it? Yeah. Can you get it in your hands? Yeah. But not really. Because it looks for the lowest point of your body. It pulls in the lowest. So I've heard. I'm not a gout spokesman, not a gout expert. You sound like it. Can you get it in your balls?

Scream and shout about gout. It's in the joints. This gout awareness week. You grow a moustache from Movember. What do you do for gout awareness week? Walk with a limp. No, do not do that. We don't suggest doing that.

What could you do for gout? You wear no shoes to work. You wear no shoes to work. You wear no shoes to work. Sandals. Because get sponsored by Birkenstock. And if you step on something that's like sharp, then you'll feel how people with gout feel. Birkenstock are like, we don't want to be associated with gout.

It's gross. Do your parents, oh, God. Here we go. No, actually, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it don't worry about it what's the grossest thing you telling that tampon story last week that was excuse me do not tampon story shame me i'm not i'm it sounds like you are i'm we're sitting here being supportive of your gout i'm not i'm not shaming you for using a tampon. I'm shaming you for blocking up the plumbing of an entire block.

Oh, you can comment when you need to bloody pull a thing out of your vaheen and then wrap it in toilet paper and then awkwardly carry it to the bin in the kitchen. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to talk about it. I don't do it as much anymore. As much? I, look, Claudia,

I will occasionally flush a tampon. No. Sue me. I've yelled at you about this before. You cannot do that. Oh, guys, don't tampon shame. You cannot because you've never flushed one. Never once.

I can 100% guarantee never once have I done that. Yeah, it's because you wear a moon cup. Absolutely not. Okay, I'm the spokesperson for gout. Claudia's the spokesperson for appropriately dealing with your tampons. Perfect. Oh, it doesn't make me a bad person. I flush one here and there. It doesn the spokesperson for appropriately dealing with your tampons. Perfect. Oh, it doesn't make me a bad person. I've flushed one here and there.

It doesn't make you a bad person. Thank you. Don't do it. Okay. I'll try not. Just cold turkey. I can't go cold turkey. Too wet.

You can quit. You're better than this. Just chuck some toilet paper down. All right. I appreciate that you think I'm better than this. We did a whole podcast on this already. No, we should do more Tampon Chat on the podcast.

Go back in the archives of that too. I think that podcast, that after party was quite funny. Yeah, it was a great story. Okay, good. It was just...

That's all I want to hear. Okay, fine, let's talk about your gout again. No, no, no. If you want to talk about your gout. It's for 12 minutes, Clint. 12 minutes.

Stop making it all about your gout. What the fuck are you talking about? You showed up halfway through this podcast. I'm taking a piss. Leave it alone. She was flushing a tampon. You don't know what we talked about for the first half of this podcast.

Yeah, it was probably your freaking gout. All right, let's go. That's enough. All right, guys. Peace and love. I'm about to flush a tampon. I was going to say everyone DM. We need tampons to flush. I was going to say everyone DM. We need tampons to flush.

I was going to say everyone DM producer Ben, but he's quit Instagram. Has he? Yeah. How am I supposed to stalk him now? Why? Because he did that thing. Oh, true. He doesn't want to be traceable.

What did he do? That's a joke. Because you know you know. He wasn't. Bye, everybody. Bye. He exposed himself in a public place. Oh, no.

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