ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 28th November 2025

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

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All right. Yeah. After party. Duh. Hi, everybody. After party time. We've just eaten a big bag of chips or crisps, if you're listening to this in, you oldie England. Do you get that thing when you eat too much chips and you feel like the greasiness is coming out of your face?

No. Don't you? I get that thing where if I eat too many salt and vinegar chips, my tongue peels. Oh, yeah. Did you get that? Did you? Nah. Nah.

I'm good to go. How much is too much? If I ate that whole bag by myself, it would. I'd never let you eat that whole bag by yourself. I know you wouldn't. Ladies. Gentlemen. Hey.

Excuse you. Gentleman. Singular. Hey. Hey. End of the week here at the Brean Clint Show. I was looking at our Facebook group. Oh, yeah.

And someone commented they were listening to our show in Slovenia. I know. That's so cool. Who's that? fucking crazy man like eastern Europe wow amazing I think it's eastern Europe it is like we're big in Slovenia

Slovakia or Slovenia Slovenia Slovakia is a different place oh wow sorry my bad I don't mean to be dumb Slovenia that's amazing just above Croatia yeah what was the name of the person that put that in the group

Slovakia is a country in Europe I believe much like Slovenia but they're not next to each other are they I don't think so It's north east of it Hungary is between the two And Austria Dejan Zelko

Dejan I do love that mustard Who is the person listening to our podcast Waiting for their daughters to finish soccer practice Oh yeah this was so cool I love this message Cool Wait I want to see where Slovenia is Okay I have a message for this person

Hello, Dijon, Dijon, Dijan, can you please pop in A, fact about your country, and B, how you found us. You know what I want? You know what I want? Can we start a post in the podcast family group where if you're listening in a different country, like where you're listening, just to get an idea of where people are? You send us a picture of the view outside. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Do you want to put it in now? Yes, can you put it in now?

please please and thank you yeah put it in now put it in oh my god when we were leaving yesterday our boss told us that his nine year old daughter listens to this podcast oh that's wrongly no no shout out clean it up guys oh that's shocking you're the one being gross is she allowed to listen to this part yeah

how would they know yeah and if you if you were allowed to listen to our podcast and they said just don't listen to the after party what's the first thing you're going to listen to? Listen to the after party But we put warnings at the front So the only big brother I wanted to watch Was big brother uncut

Uncutt Yeah Uncut Uncut I remember my dad lost his marbles at me one time Because he caught me Because you watched it without him Because he caught me and my sister watching it

Yeah it's like taboo I watched naked attraction And you know what it was Oh yeah Sorry No you go You know what I still vividly remember the scene

that my dad lost to that. And the showers? No. It was this scene where one of the housemates, a guy, had been dared to get a tomato and pretend to give the tomato fallacious. What's that? That's the wrong shape.

Not fallatio. What's the female version? The C one. Don't say it. Don't say it. I'll have to censor it. Lingus. Lingus.

Yeah. Yeah, Lingus. Now I'm worried about it. Who's listening? Or do you feel like someone's like in the room? Okay, let's talk about nine-year-old appropriate things. Um. What are nine-year-olds doing these days?

Ella? And six, seven. Six-seven. No, I can't. I can't bring myself. I thought we just learned that. What's everyone doing for that weekend? I've invited Claudia and Brooke to Waikiki.

Going to Waikki. Oh, I see how it is. Did you get an invite, Clint? I'm sorry, I felt bad. No grown-ups allowed. You invited Claudia because you felt bad. No, I felt bad. That's fair.

She is alone. Realising that there's other people as well, I'd love to invite, but just bed space. I take up two beds. That's all right. Hey, Claudia and Clint, over the Christmas holidays, do you want to come to Ha'hei? To the batch? Oh, I love Ha'hei. That's on the beach.

No, but I appreciate being invited. Literally, do you want to go to Waikiki in summer? I'll go, Bree. I'm going to the Santa Parade this weekend. Oh, yes. Not alone. I'm going with my children. Sure.

Yeah, whatever. And my wife. And we're going to Butterfly Creek. Oh, Butterfly, Butterfly, Butterfly, Butterfly, Butterfly. See the crocodile? That's going to be fun. That'll be really fun. And I'm going to Rufus Dussol.

Rufus, Rufus. Oh, yes, that's on Saturday night. That's around the corner from me. Yes. Rufus do soul. That's going to be awesome. And my friend's up from... Where's my post?

Christchurch. Oh, yeah, nice. To stay at my house. Oh, the one that's not drinking. Christchurch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I update on that. So my best friend is up.

That's so annoying. I'd lose it. And it has been booked in the calendar for ages. And then he messaged me on Wednesday. And he goes, oh, just, I'm not really drinking at the moment. Which is fine. We can have fun without drinking. No, we can't.

Anyway, I messaged him. Not this time a year. Anyway, I was like, also good for him if he's like, yeah. If it's actually like, if he's got a problem. I know, that's what I went to. I was like, I don't think my friend's got a problem, but what if he doesn't? I've got to be supportive if he's got a problem.

Then I'm all for it. If it's just for, you know, when people, what is it? What's the November thing? Oh, dry July. Oh, dry July. Yeah, and no nut November. And bloody, and then people started doing dry January. Yeah.

Yeah, and Virgin December. I said to him, so how little are you drinking just so I'm prepared? I said to him today. and he goes just a mild scaling back which is fine oh that's fine I feel like that didn't need a cursory note no no I didn't oh so he's already falling back into his old habits

that was the least amount of peer pressure I could have I was like so what do you mean you're not drinking he goes okay fine we're drinking alright I'm back on board fuck it well I'm drinking I'm back on board I did say to him hey just so you know I don't really drink that much anymore either

except when I'm you and he's like no i mean in a good way yeah yeah like i'll make an exception you're the only one i want to drink yeah god that is peer which is not true i still drink but you know how many drinks do you reckon like if you went to the doctor and they said how many standard drinks are you having a week uh the least since i turned 18 this year like fuck all but six A week. Yeah. You?

Depends if I've got something on on the weekend. Well, we're up to three today, you and I. And I had two yesterday. Claudia's on three. Yep. So I've had five this week. Ella's on two. What am I on two for?

She's on one. She's not open the drink I gave her. Nah, sorry. She's such a lightweight. She is a lightweight. It's bad. She's got too drunk at the pub. You and my mum together.

God, you guys would be anyone. I'd love that. My mum literally has one drink. She has one chardonnay. She has one chardonnay. Fucking best. She's bloody. There's nine-year-olds listening.

Don't use that language. What were you talking about before? You're not listening? How long until we forget that there's nine-year-olds listening? Well, they were literally just talking about drinking. We'll be back on Monday. Yeah, I'll forget over the weekend. There's nine-year-olds listening.

Why didn't you say something? Woo! Uh-huh, uh-huh. I know what they like. Is this? La la la la la ta chicken. Steve's lava chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell. Ooh, brava sipe and now you're ringing a bell.

Krispy and juicing now you're having a snack. Woo. Ooh. Super spicy. It's a lava on time. For some reason, I thought you were playing that song. Do you guys remember that song? Pimpan apple, apple pen.

Yeah. Yeah. I have a pen. Is it in the system? I have an apple. Apple pen. I'm so good. I have a pan.

No, it's not. I had that song come up on my Facebook the other day. Do you remember from the 2000s? Because this is my United States of whatever. Sure do. I was him performing it live on Tonight Show or something. So good. I'm like, hey, Kiki.

I'm like, you whatever. Yeah, whatever. You whatever. Banga. Oh, Claudia found it. Oh. I love this. Yeah.

Nin-year-old just ate this shit up. I have a pen. I have an apple. Uh-huh. Apple pen. I have a pen. I have a pineapple. Oh.

Pineapple. Uh. Pineapple pan. Apple pan. Pineapple pan Pen pineapple apple pen Oh, remixed Oh, what's that?

That's the BTS version. Yeah. Remember the video for it was real freaky too? Yeah. I was just having it with like a white background. Shaving pens into apples and pineapples. Hey, a simpler time. Make me back.

See you guys next week. Have a good weekend. Boy! Whoa. That's Korean, guys. Oh, Korean inwards. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.