ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 28th October 2025

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

Clint has a weird coincidence, and we're wishing his dad a happy birthday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the after party. Do you guys want to hear a crazy coincidence that happened to me yesterday? Yeah, bro! Totally. How crazy! We went for dinner at some new friends of ours. Holy, did you? That is crazy. Shut up, Corey.

What'd you have for dinner? Shut up. God, we should all be, like, nice to each other. We've had four days off from each other. Oh, I are being nice. Shit, is that you being nice? Yeah. Far out.

Shut up, bitch. We went for dinner. last night at some new friends of our house. No way. And, um, no, actually, no, get fucked. No. I am sick. I was sitting here listening.

You can turn their mics off. Yep. They lose the privilege. Put them on 50. Okay, 50. New friends. So we're sort of learning about each other. Uh-huh.

And I said, we're going away for my wife's 40th. And. And. put them on 25 25 put them on 25 I said when are you guys 40 and the other woman that was there

she said oh I'm 40 in two weeks and I said oh Lucy's 40 in two weeks and I said what's your birthday and she said November 11 and I said Lucy's birthday is November 11 shit they have the exact same birthday they have the exact same birthday and they were like whoa what

a crazy coincidence and I thought let's try one more I said what hospital were you born in she goes national women's and lucy was born in national women's they were born in the same hospital on the exact same day why are you bringing this fucking story to the podcast oh you think it's better than the podcast well too late now you've told it on the podcast I push I did decide to push my luck a bit and I was like guys what time and I'm born about 14 hours and then you took it too far you were like what brass size are you And that's how you guys lost those new friends. My dad's birthday that day too.

Your dad's birthday is on November 11th? Welcome back to the conversation. Thank you. But he was born on the other side of the world. No way, he was born here. He just grew up on the other side of the world. That is good-ish. That's a 1 in 365 chance, what you just did.

What I did was same day. Oh, cool story, bro. Same year. Same hospital. Well, did it the same year as my dad? Is your dad 40 in two weeks? He looks like he's 40. Yeah.

Have you ever seen Claudia's dad? No, I haven't. Just the urban legend. Hot dad. You don't get to contribute. All you've done is take away. What's your... All you've done is take away today.

Yeah, you've been an energy stealer. Yeah. Anything else? She's still going. They were actually about to talk about me, so if you could just actually... Yeah, no, you could keep going. If you want them to talk about your hot dad. What's your dad's name, Claudia?

And you like to know. Yep. That's why I asked. I'm not telling you. I know, that's your dad. Well, I mean, how many. It's Aeson. It's my dad.

Whose birthday is today? Shit, happy birthday, Dad. Oh, shit. Happy birthday, Mr. What? Is it really? Yeah, should we call my dad for his birthday? What the fuck?

Odds of that? One in 365 if you ask Clown. Let's call, let's call Claudia's dad after that. Yeah, can we? Let's FaceTime him. Who's done for a chat? Um, if you just imagine my face, but on a man, that's what my dad looks like. Yeah, hot, hot.

Hot. No, I'm not saying that. Tony? No. That's my uncle. Bradley. That's my cousin. Harrison.

My brother. It's got to be Tony. No, that's my uncle. Go and have a look at Tony. Just to check. Oh, damn. He's got no profile. Oh.

Wait. Oh, we are calling Clint's dad. Oh, it's your dad. It's his birthday. Got him. Can we sing him a song? Yep Okay

Hello Dad, it's Clint Oh hi Clint Just recording some stuff For the radio The team just wanted to Sing you Happy Birthday Oh okay

Yeah Are you ready for it? Yeah Yeah Aesin It's your birthday Who Happy birthday

Aeson Aeson It's your birthday It's your birthday Happy birthday Aes You're a sexy man What do you think

Yeah I push the golden buzzer. Yeah, I got one more for you. Happy birthday, do you? Mr. Rubber. Happy birthday, do you? Happy birthday, dear Jason. Happy birthday to you.

What did you think about that one, Dad? and remember you don't have to say you liked it just if you didn't. But if you did, what did you think? Yeah, all good. All good. He's a classy man, your dad. Dad, tell the girls how old you are today.

I says, I'll take anything at 69. Bye. Has Clint told you about the tent story? Ella, honestly, you'll ban from the podcast today. Yep, actual band. Have you had a good birthday, Dad? Yeah, it's still going.

What are you going to have for dinner? Your favourite meal? Pizza. Oh, what's your favorite? And then we're driving to Auckland and flying down to Christchurch for three days. Lovely. Yes.

What for? My best day. No, but are you going to see anyone or it's just a holiday? No, just the two of us. Something to do. Oh, lucky buggers. That sounds good. It's a really good cafe.

You should go to Portland. Watershed. Get out of it, Ella. My dad... There is a cafe he should go to. Oh, yeah. Oh, Dad. I'll go to a cafe.

It's called the casino. Yeah. Yeah. Great cafe. Yeah, baby. There's a... No, I won't tell you about that, Dad. I won't tell you about that.

It's too risky. I'll tell you're older. I can't tell them about the cafe. Why not? We don't. I'm saying what... If people know, they know. There's a cafe, Dad.

I'll tell you about it after. Well, but it's called... The... and this will be beat from the podcast because we wanted to be kept a secret. But we can tell you, Dad. Is that what it's called? No. Oh, the .

You're going to have to beat that. Yeah. Because we've never said the name of that. No. Okay, we've never said that. Anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, yep, yeah. Hey, yeah.

All right, thank you. All right, bye, happy birthday, enjoy you. Happy birthday. All right, he's gone. He's gone. Oh, you put him on hold. He was waiting for me to fly. finish.

Aren't we all? 69 years young. There you go. Yeah, that's what it's called. Stop saying it. Now I have to do it again. You'll think it's a lot.

I couldn't risk saying hot lesbian cafe to my dad because he doesn't have, my dad's great. He doesn't have a filter though. What, do you reckon it would have been a little bit homophobic? No. What would he have said?

No, I wasn't worried about homophobia, actually. What were you worried about? I was worried about Robert's brand horny What do you reckon he would have said? Something like, oh, yummy. Oh, I'm talking about the eggs, the eggs. Get it back. Get him back. The food. The food.

Lori would have gone, what's lesbian? Fair enough. Are we going to call Claudia's dad one day? I want to talk to him. On his birthday. Yeah, on his birthday. But that's Lucy's birthday. Lucy doesn't want to be on the show.

She's smarter than that. We'll call him and wish Lucy happy birthday. She's above the show. Call your dad. Wish him Lucy and my new friend's birthday. birthday, happy birthday. It's in two weeks, FYI. What are you going to do about your driveway?

Oh, I've parked that. Excuse the pun. I was telling my dad the story about your driveway. Oh, yes. I think I grossly overestimated how long your driveway is. How long is your driveway? Oh, I'd have to look at the quote. But like ballpark?

A meter? 50 meters, 100 meters. Between 50 and 100. Okay, good. I started at 300. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. It's just like you go off the street and then you go up.

And then a little curve and then you're parking in. I wouldn't know. Look, if there are driveway experts listening, it is... None of us. I still think you should do clover. 170 metres squared and 130 metres squared. So it's 100, it's 300 squares.

Oh, okay. Of driveway. Anyway, we're verging into extremely boring territory. You lost me. Well, I bought as much as I could, and I managed to keep it. on track even with Ella trying to trying to ruin everything.

Who bought nothing? I actually bought a lot to the show. You did. One. But the show is still going. Two things. It doesn't mean you can ride on that for the whole podcast though and absolutely cause chaos.

Okay, do you want me to bring something good? Yeah. Here's my turn. Shake her, maybe shake him. Would have been good if you had a follow through and actually. Oh, okay, there you go. Just for the record I didn't see

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