ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 28th September 2023

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

Big Steve has some great advice for a budding handy-man named Clint, and Ella is Big Mad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. So, Brie, any words? Yeah, I did hear back. My dad called me actually straight after. He was like, I tried to call you guys back, but we obviously had left. He said, knowing you. This is the question I put to your dad yesterday on how can I be more handy. He said, knowing you.

He said, you need to start from the basics. Right. Which is shovel. Yeah. Hammer. Yeah. And there was one more thing. Oh, and you need to learn how to castrate an animal.

They were the three things. I was on board until then because I've just bought a new shovel. He's like, you need to learn how to really work a shovel. Yeah. You need to know actually how to swing a hammer properly. I just bought a fancy new hammer too. And you need to, he goes, it doesn't matter what type of animal, but you need to learn how to castrate it yourself.

See, I don't know that my builder could castrate an animal, the person that this conversation stems from. This won't make a lot of sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's after party, by the way. But, oh, no, actually, no, he just went hunting over the weekend. He probably knows what he's doing. You know how he said, you know where my dad was and why he didn't answer? I said, where were you?

Was he at the castration station? He said, oh, I was out feeding the cattle molasses. Did he say it like that? Yeah. Did he? Yeah. Was out feeding the cattle molasses. Do cows eat molasses?

Yeah, it fattens them up. Isn't that really sweet, sticky stuff? Yeah, it's like extra, extra sticky, thick maple syrup kind of vibe. I think I had to take molasses on a spoon when I was a kid because I was a bit wimpy. It's when the cows are a little bit thin. Yeah. It fattens them up. Okay, that's good advice.

You put it with grain. Oh, really? I think so. Obviously. Okay, that's good advice. You put it with grain. Oh, really? I think so. Obviously, I know that, so. Do you castrate a cow, a bull? Well, you have to. Do you? Yeah.

What if you want to, why? Unless you want it to grow up to like inseminate other cows. But why would you keep it around? Why would you keep a castrated bull around? Well, for meat. Ah. Yeah, that makes sense. I didn't know that we ate those ones.

I thought we only ate the lady ones. No, I had normally. Yeah, normally they don't, hey? Normally male ones get taken young. They give them a choice. I don't want to think about it. Do you want to go to the abattoir or do you want to get castrated? I don't want to think about it. But I remember when I was young, we went out to Dirrumbandy

which is a very country place and my dad had a friend out there and we went out there for Easter and for the entire Easter Sunday we were castrating sheep. Really? That was your Easter Sunday? Yeah, so my job was to lock the sheep into the trap. So we had them all in one pen and then we'd let one sheep go through and then you had to lock it into the trap and then you'd fold it down on its side and then you knock the balls off and throw them in the bucket. Those are the most disgusting

Easter eggs I've ever heard of. Yeah, bush oysters. By the way, she wouldn't join in on this conversation anyway, but completely separate to that, I don't think Ella's talking to us. Is she mad? Or she's just sent us six middle finger emojis to the group chat. Her and I did have an altercation earlier in the show where she told me to fuck off and I told her to fuck off.

And then halfway through the show, I did the finger at you. Yeah. You took it too far. You distracted me. Sorry. But that was also worth it. Nah, it was pretty funny actually. So you are talking to us.

Only Brie. Love you. Love you. Quick, say something nice. No, it's not my job to... You said she had stinky breath. I was doing a breath. That's mean.

No, you don't... I didn't even hear that. Oh, no. Well, Bree said that you had a widow's peak. That's not an insult. That's not an insult. And then I thought we were doing this thing where we... People with widow's peaks are way more likely to have thick hair for their whole life.

It's actually a compliment. Yeah, I do have thick hair. Well, I didn't know that. I thought we were doing this thing where we just rag on Ella. So I just checked in- How is me telling Ella that she's got a widow's peak? I thought it was an insult. No.

But you're saying that she looks like Count Dracula from Sesame Street. See, now you're turning it into an insult. Oh, you're so annoying. Fun. He does have a widow's peak. That's what I think of when I think of a widow's peak. Anyway, I've never smelt your breath, Ella. I've never been close enough to you.

It was clearly a joke. You've got to smell it now. No, go away. I don't want you near me. Come here, I'll give you a sniff. No, absolutely not. Do you guys ever worry that you've got bad breath? All the time.

I do. We had that conversation today about why I carry mints. You know how they say you can test it? Ask Ella to sniff it. Because you know you actually can't smell your own breath. You know how they say you can test it? You lick the back of your hand and then you smell

it. Yuck. But I kind of like that smell. Oh yeah, mine's fine. Mine's alright at the moment. That's just wet. And my hand tastes good. Who has mints? Yeah. Oh, mine's a little bit moment Mine's alright That's just weird I need some water And my hand tastes weird Who has mints? Yeah Oh mine's a little bit

But it's not bad Anyway I think that's my worst fear Having bad breath You reckon? Yeah like What's the What's the gum disease?

Gingivitis How do you get rid of gingivitis? Brush your teeth kids You have to have your teeth Like professionally cleaned So they get the bacteria out I don't know if that even gets rid of it It can

Because loads of bacteria is in there Yeah Takes a lot to get rid of it Maybe yeah Heat wand in your mouth I don't know A heat wand Cook it out

Anyway Ella Did you want to apologise to us Before we finish up Hell no Last opportunity I'm good That swallow was so loud Sorry

Oh guys Pardon me Do you want to apologise to the podcast listeners? No I love them Are you coming to this thing tonight? See I'm not in the best mood Because I found out I have no leave I think that's how you found out you have a widow's peach

You found out you have no leave I have no leave Me too We can be no leaveleave buddies over Christmas. I wanted three weeks of summer. I wanted to be rejuvenated and tan, and now I have a week and a half. Are you kidding me? Oh, that's fucked.

So, yes, I will come. I'm just not in the best mood. Oh, that's when you do your best drinking. Well, and the drinks will be free. Heaps of girls from the office are going. I didn't even realise. Fun. It will be fun.

Okay. I feel better. Come on. Damn, an after after party. Oh, no. After. This is the after after. No, this is the after party.

Oh, this is the after party. Yeah. And this will be the after after party. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Nice. We're going to be on the D floor.

See you guys there. Checking our boots. Yeah, right. I'll be front left. Okay, we'll see you there. Clint Sox. Of my house. Clint Sox.

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