ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th April 2024

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

We're baaaaaack! Well, mostly. Clint's back on deck and we're talking about the red carpet incident, the dream VIP access, and we tell some terrible jokes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Party till we die. I love that one. Is that LMFAO? I actually could not tell you who that is. Party till we die. I'll find it. It's not though. It's got a big LMFAO vibe.

I really want to be like held up in the air, like my whole body, everyone lifting me up with that song. You're the right size for that. Yeah, but still, it's a dream, but I don't reality know. Can I say that if you want to do that, you have to be prepared to have hands everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Hands on your bottom.

And not always in a creepy way. No, no, no. If you are over me and I need to support you and the only thing that's directly above me is bottom. You're going to have to hold it. Or boob wars. Like, the alternative is that I let you fall. Katy Perry.

And the bottom is often the heaviest bit, too. Yeah, that's the centre. That's the bit that sags. So I need to, like, push your bottom up. Yeah, that's a lot of people. Yeah. Did you see Katy Perry once did a crowd dive, I think? Yeah.

That was a bit of a weird one. What happened? I think it just kind of happened. She got held. Maybe not happened. It's always a risk. It's always a risk. You've really got to assess the crowd in front of you.

Because she might do a crowd dive in like a safe space. It's like the front row is all girls and she's like, I'm safe here. You end up in the back corner and you're like, oh. Well, no. No. Then she's like, then, oh. Do the women have enough strength to hold Katy Perry up?

Yeah. Are they F45 women? Katy Perry's a tiny lady. I'd be on the ground. I'm not strong. What if Katy Perry dove into a group of Ella and her friends? Yeah, nah. They'd probably catch her and then just slowly put her down and be like,

we can't hold you up. We feel dizzy. I'd whisper in Katy's ear, I love you. I love you. And she's like, oh, this is creepier than being felt up by a group full of men. All right. I love you. You're cool.

I think you're amazing. I love you. She's releasing new music this year, Clint. You know how you kissed a girl? Kiss me. I liked it. You're a strong woman and we respect you. I love you on American Idol.

In New Zealand we'd call you a wahine toa. I love you. You have mana. You have mana. You have mana. It's so funny. I don't want to call your message. Katy Perry's just like, what the fuck is going on in this mosh pit? Oh, my God.

My goodness. Kia ora. Kia ora. Ngā mihi, Katy Perry. Come on, please come on back soon. New music. That's exciting. New music.

I hope it's, yeah. I hope it's. I hope she's doing Waiata anthems. Same. I hope it's our New Zealand national anthem. Are we getting invited to the New Zealand Music Awards this year? Sorry, the Aotearoa Music Awards this year? I don't know.

I don't organise it. There's been no emails so far. How come we don't get to go to the Music Awards? No one plays more music than us. What did I do? It's that thing that you did. Remember on stage? Remember?

Accepting or presenting the award. I have actually done that. Have you? But I didn't do anything bad. You did something on the red carpet. What did I do on the red carpet? Oh! What did you do? It's because of that. Have you? But I didn't do anything bad. You did something on the red carpet. What did I do on the red carpet? Oh. What did you do?

Because of that. No. You left a little shit. I unintentionally offended a Paralympian. Okay. Oh. Was it there? Yeah.

Oh. He's not a musician. I thought it was in the safety of your studio. No. It was on a live stream. I want to find that so bad. No. And that's why we don't get invited to places.

Yeah, okay, that's fair, to be honest. What kind of VIP premier access would you really like? For me, I'd love to go to Buckingham Palace and then the guards open up the gate and let me through and everyone's like, oh, lucky. You can take a tour of Buckingham Palace now. Yeah. I've started opening it up. Yeah that's a good one. I mean

it's not that super exciting but But it's just like everyone's there kind of thing and you're the VIP that gets to go through that kind of situation. Oh yeah I'm better than you situation. Yeah. Yeah yeah I see what you mean. Like if there was a Taylor Swift eras thing and everyone saw me going backstage. That's the one to have. That's the clout yeah like oliver mills in the hat that's the

you are you'd be that person yeah i want to be that side of stage person who's just like hanging side of stage watching the show from there can i tell you as someone who's done a lot of side of stage the sound sucks yeah true the sound the sound side of stage sucks the band all have ear pieces in so they can hear what they need to hear. And they quite often only hear what they need to hear. Like the drummer might only hear like the click track or the singer might only hear the drums and his vocals or something like that. But the sound on the stage is garbage. So, yeah.

That's true. But then I don't have to stand in the mosh to be close, and I can probably sit down. Yeah. Popcorn? Yeah. They feed you? Yeah. You probably get to talk to people.

Yeah, true, true, true, true, true. I would love to be able to be front of every concert and not have to line up. I'd love to, yeah. You can buy that. You can buy that. Like the Super Bowl. Like what Taylor Swift in the box.

That would be cool. See, that's like, everyone look at me. I'd like to be in the sheds with the All Blacks after winning a rugby World Cup. And then they pass me the World Cup to have a sip from. Clint, have a sip. Yeah, Clint. Don't forget about Clint. He did plenty to get us here too.

Help him hold it. He shared all those Instagram stories. He's got like 15 All Blacks jerseys. Yeah, how many do you have? I'm wearing all of them right now. I'd love to see you put them all on. Could you put them all on at the same time? I don't have 15.

Is it 14? I have 12. Oh, damn. Yeah. You really should frame them. Like, that would be cool. My wife would hate nothing more. But like in a study or something.

I don't know. Yeah. How much to make you wear all of them at the same time? Yeah, I really want to see that. Nothing. I'll do it for a video. You do it for free. Oh, sexual. Yeah, let's do it for the first game of the year yes you know what would be really funny would be to get an interview with an all black in studio and i wear all 12 jerseys but

we don't say anything about it we just carry on yeah yeah like rico yoani's just here and i'm just like sweating huge i'm like hey man I'm getting squeezed. Can you sign my jersey? And he's like yeah sure. I'm like cool. Not this one. Not this one. Not this one. Not this one. Not this. No not this one. This one. This one. This one under

here. You get that one and you're like oh no that one's too sweaty. Oh no that's my singlet. That's my chest hair. That's my bare body. Alright. Bree's back with us tomorrow Oh by the way Did you do any podcasts While we were away? Nah G

Oh well nice to be back In your podcast We didn't have the content Well it's good to be back We could have juiced something I reckon We could have juiced something But we were a bit tired

We were tired We had big shifts When you guys were away Did you? We're contributing a lot on air Which is very fun Yeah it's tiring Did you carry We're contributing a lot on air, which is very fun. Did you carry the can? Read the backbone of the show.

I made one funny joke all week, and it was as my partner was listening. Perfect. Can you retell it? It won't hit as hard, but Georgia told this great story about how she had new berms in her neighborhood, and there was plants growing, and her partner was like, that's not grass. Those are turnips. She had turnips growing in the berm of her neighborhood. And grass those are turnips she had like turnips growing in the berm of her neighborhood and i said oh get off the turnips instead of the grass

yeah okay that's good yeah i think you're gonna say that's a real turnips for the book i don't get it i don't get it no okay well i can get yours so fuck off turn up the uh the music turn up brinkley Turn up the music. Turn up, Brinklyn. How many nips? Before we go, yesterday, my daughter, Tui, did a joke. And I think when kids start telling jokes, it's like a real moment. And it was a pun. It was fucking good.

You got it. I was blowing them with a leaf blower because they love her and their hair all blows back. Like Beyonce. Yeah. And then they'd had enough and T goes okay dad leaf me alone and i was like that's such a good joke and then i told we're having dinner and i told lucy the joke and i said till he did a really good joke it was really funny and i told the joke until he goes no i didn't say that because she was like embarrassed or she thinks that being funny is a bad thing like when you tell someone they're funny so so then i said actually now I didn't say that. Oh. Because she was like embarrassed. Oh. Or she thinks that being funny is a bad thing, like when you tell someone they're funny. So then I said, actually, no, she didn't say it.

That was my joke, and I took the credit. Suck on that. Yes, you do. Suck it. Bye. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye.

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