ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -29th August 2024
Episode Date: August 29, 2024It's the AFTER party, but what happened at the actual party? And how long did we stay out? And how did Bree not come out of the party until the sun was up?? All this and more in today's pod. See omny...studio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I'm having a party
A party for two
Hey everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast
No, it's the After Party, I've got to get that right
Yeah, After Party This is not a podcast After No, it's the After Party. I've got to get that right. Yeah, After Party.
This is not a podcast.
After Party Podcast.
It's an After Party.
Yeah, After Party.
After Party. It happens after the...
God, nothing better can I say than a spontaneous After Party.
Kick on.
A good spontaneous After Party.
Yeah, I've been...
Because God, I've been to some bad After Parties.
Have you?
Yeah, you know...
What makes it bad?
Just like a bunch of people standing in the kitchen. Yeah, it've been Because God, I've been to some bad after parties Have you? What makes it bad? Just like a bunch of people standing in the kitchen
Yeah, it's the people
And the vibe is slowly going down and down
But everyone's trying to recapture the vibe from earlier that night
Yeah, you have to end at the peak
But you're just chasing the dragon of trying to get back to the good bit
That's why, and I agree with you
Good after party, great
Nothing better with the right people
But I think there's a real knack to spotting when the night
has peaked. Yeah. You gotta go when it's
peaked. And if it has peaked, get the fuck out.
Yeah. Even if that's like
midnight. If it's peaked,
get out. It's usually when people
are peaking.
I reckon it's an hour after that.
Yeah.
You wanna get out, get out while
you can Yeah
Go out on the crest of the wave
Yep
Yeah
And then you're left with a
You know
A good feeling about the night
Which is incrementally harder to do
With every drink that you have
It gets harder and harder
To spot the peak of the night
Every
Every drink that you have
Here's a question I have
For the whole group
Can you name A night out you had recently that was fucking phenomenal?
No.
And just super fun.
Like, you know the night I'm talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, that feeling where you're like, shit, that was a good night.
On the age, I know this is boring, but on the age where the hangovers are brutal,
but also parenting is brutal. Don't talk about that i know so there's a reason for it so i in the back of my mind am always weighing up the next day oh don't put that shit on us i know i know i'm always
weighing up the next day when i'm when i'm about to let go and actually have that good night.
So they get fewer and fewer, but I reckon the last one was probably the radio awards.
I had a really good night for the radio awards.
Okay.
Me and you stuck around at the after party until like- We did have a pretty good night for the radio awards.
We probably pushed the boat to about 1.30 in the morning.
Yeah.
I was together enough to know when to pull the pin.
God, I was talking some shit that night.
Everybody was talking some shit.
Someone who works here was crying to me about the plot line
of the movie Cars.
That's right.
About how unfair the movie Cars is.
Yeah.
We tried to stay away from her.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Even though we're there to 1.30, I reckon we got out on the peak Even though we did a 130, I reckon we got out on the peak.
Yeah.
It peaked.
No, you got out on the peak.
I went and hit the Cass.
Oh, that's right.
And lost 50 bucks at the Cass.
And I should have left when you left.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's mine.
What's yours?
If you can't remember one, you can't remember one.
Ella can't remember one.
Can you guys remember
I feel like
My birthday last year
Oh that was such a good night
It was really good
Shit that was a good night
I was there
Because all my favourite people
Were there
I got silly
Claudia stitched me up
She put her birthday party
Her 30th birthday party
On my date night
That I had booked in for ages
Whatever
What are you going to go On a date night Or a 30th You couldn't my date night that I had booked in for ages. Whatever.
What are you going to go on a date night or a 30th?
You couldn't have a date night at my birthday. Lucy and I had a babysitter and tickets to Chris Parker.
Nah, you can see Chris Parker anytime.
Yeah, I agree.
You can see Chris Parker anytime.
Love Chris Parker.
Fantastic show.
But he's coming back.
There's always going to be another Chris Parker show.
I wouldn't do it to Claudia now.
Nah, but guys, it was a perfect night.
I wouldn't have changed anything.
It was so good.
Fuck you.
I had such a good time.
Same.
I was just pumping Claudia full of liquor.
You definitely were.
I was like, hey, Claudia, you want another drink?
By the way, Ella, this is the goal.
Too much pressure, but this is the goal for your wedding night.
Oh, yeah.
The most perfect night ever. You can't say it. It'll jinx it. I know, but this is the goal for your wedding night. Oh, yeah. The most perfect night ever.
You can't say it.
It'll jinx it.
I know, but that's what everybody wants.
I'm so curious about that because half of the people going, you know,
don't drink and then half of the people, you know, but I want a good vibe.
I reckon I'm going to un-jinx it and say really, really planned stuff, it's never as good.
I'll put good music on.
The drinks will be there.
You do you.
Not saying it won't be good, but you know what I'm talking about?
How like super planned out things.
My wedding was the greatest night of my life.
Well said.
It was the perfect party.
I don't know.
What did you do?
Give me some tips.
You had Mr. Whippy there. What the heck? I heard there was ice cream. That's my favorite. You can come to the perfect pay. I don't know. What did you do? Give me some tips. You had Mr. Whippy there.
What the heck?
I heard there was ice creams.
That's my favourite.
You can come to the next one.
Okay.
I'll give you my one piece of advice, Ella.
Yes.
Just have one or two champagnes until the speeches.
Oh, yeah.
I won't be going.
So everybody else will be drinking, drinking, drinking.
You just sit on a glass of champagne until the speeches
because then you can launch.
Here's my advice.
Put the speeches early in the night.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can start dinner early.
It sucks when at a wedding, especially if you're doing a speech,
it's way, way down.
When I emceed my brother's wedding at the end of last year,
I just ripped through him.
I was like, nah, we'll get all
this done and then everyone can just relax
and have fun. Oh, absolutely.
And don't have too many. No, I'm not.
How much time have you allocated us through?
What do you mean? For our speech.
We've got a PowerPoint. None.
We were going to do like 10 minutes each. We're going to do a little PowerPoint
presentation. We've got a barbershop trio.
Oh yeah, true. Okay, you ready?
Ready? And a one.
You guys hit this note.
Ha.
Ha.
And a one.
Are we meant to harmonise?
Yeah.
Okay, ready?
We don't all do the same note.
Okay, ready?
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
That was pretty good.
We were all equally flat.
Good.
Watch that one from The Simpsons.
The Simpsons.
Goodbye, my Southern Ireland baby.
Coney Island baby.
Goodbye, my Coney Island baby.
Interesting.
Goodbye forever to you.
To you.
I've never done an all nighter
me neither
haven't you
oh I have
oh no I have once
I did once
have you done
with Corey Gonzalez
McHugh
oh yeah
sounds like Corey
I think it's
the old Corey
yeah the new Corey
he's changed
still fun though
oh fuck yeah
yeah still fun
have you he's the guy from there's a random name drop but he's the guy from what we do in the shadows Unchanged. Yeah. Still fun, though. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, still fun.
He's the guy from, there's a random name drop,
but he's the guy from What We Do in the Shadows.
Yes.
Have you guys ever done, like, nights when you've gone clubbing and you walk out of the nightclub and it's daytime?
Oh, no.
No.
Haven't you?
No.
Bree, I haven't lived.
God.
I've only gone home from afters at daytime.
Really?
God, shout out.
Shout out to the Valley in Brisbane.
Wow.
There was many times where I walked out of a nightclub,
like the Met.
It's still there, I believe, this club, and it's enormous.
It's called the Met.
And it's just all blacked out windows, so you can't tell.
It's just completely blacked out and, like you can't tell. It's just completely blacked out and huge trance and whatever rooms.
The times that I have seen the sun coming up, I know I've fucked up.
Can I just say, worst possible thing you can ever do?
Worst thing.
Worst thing you can ever do.
I reckon it makes the hangover twice as bad.
Twice as long.
Twice as long, twice as bad.
When's the perfect time to leave?
The perfect time to get out, in my opinion, is...
When you can still get something to eat.
Yes.
So between, I reckon, two and three.
Between one and two for me.
Yeah, so I'm a little bit younger.
Why are we talking about this?
I don't know.
We started talking about after parties.
Oh, yeah.
See, and this is a complete podcast about fucking nothing.
I've quite enjoyed this one.
Me too.
I have too.
I had fun.
Let's go home.
Let's go home.
Bree's got a hot date with her mum.
Yeah.
And I'm hoping to get a hot date with Bree's mum.
So we'll see you guys tomorrow.
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