ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th February 2024

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

What a day we've had, Producer Ella has finally cracked and apparently this has become a singing podcast? Sorry headphone users, it's going to be an immersive experience. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the After Party. Brie's still sick, she's got COVID. I miss her so much. I mean, I miss her too. Me too. What a cracked show today was, I must say. What a crap show? No, cracked. It was on something. Shit, is there a new word that I need to learn?

Cracked, like, what? Oh, like, cracked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a weird old show. I loved it. We gonna do a, like, cracked out. Yeah. Yeah. It was a weird old show. I loved it. We going to do a podcast on today's show? Yeah.

Yeah, good. Of course. Absolutely. We got to give the people what they want. We got to give the people what they want. We had the one and only Guy Williams on, who, if you don't know, is an iconic New Zealand comedian. And it was amazing. Maybe take one ear pod out when you're listening to the guy.

Yeah, I might turn those ones down. Love guy. He's a very good friend of mine, but fuck, he is loud. Was I a bit too weird or was I okay? No, you could have been weirder. Okay, good. Claudia flipping read me out. She was like, I'm going to go in and take a picture.

Not with him, for the Instagram. And so just as she's walking in, I'm like, I want to take a selfie. He gets asked for so many selfies. You should have just asked for one. It's so embarrassing. You should have just asked. I should have. They can't do a selfie together because their heights are so different.

I really wanted to get a photo with that guy. He could have put you on his knee. Oh, I wish. Santa. Santa guy. My big brother. Yeah, I have like, yeah. He's real cool.

I wore my wireframe Jeffrey Dahmer glasses today specifically because guy was coming in and he impressed him no because he called me out for stealing his glasses style so the glasses that i have he saw them on my instagram and he goes you fucking stole my style those are my glasses you don't own a style i was like um if anything i was copying Jeremy Wells But Rich Anyway His shorts Every time I see him his shorts get shorter I know I think actually maybe they're normal length shorts on a really tall man

So they look like stubbies Anyway that was a highlight of the show That was a highlight of the show Yeah it was a lot I just feel like I'm tired Like I could tire It's like I have to go to a concert. I only got these new chairs.

It's been a big day. Got the chairs. The chairs are a game changer. We've got new chairs. Well, we've got our old chairs recovered in the ZM studio, which is a big deal for the station. There's been a lot of stock put in these new chairs. Oh, it's been months.

Yeah, Ross is very focused on his chairs. There's been an entire rollout plan for these new chairs. Not new chairs, recovered chairs. Cost of living crisis. Like, yeah. We've gone from black his chairs. There's been an entire rollout plan for these new chairs. Not new chairs, recovered chairs. We've gone from black office chairs to the chairs have been recovered in blue denim and Claudia made the joke that we've got jeers.

Jeans chairs. Like jeggings. So if you're wearing double denim with your jeans and your cool denim jacket, then you're triple denim on the chair. Triple denim. I knew someone who had a Jap top as a jeans laptop. A Jap top.

I want a Jap funk. I want some jutes. Some jutes. Jean boots. Jean boots. That's impressive. Actually, yeah, that'd be a vibe. I saw this meme the other day,

and it was a picture of a woman wearing cowboy boots and a fur coat, and someone wrote the caption, boots with the fur. And someone screenshot it and said, this is the first time in my life I have ever considered that the boots didn't have the fur on them. I think the boots had the fur. It was the boots with the fur coat. Oh, my God, there's alternatives.

It rocked me when I saw it. Like apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. Why couldn't it be a third item of clothing? She's talking about the jeans and then the boots and then the fur. Does that mean it's a full outfit? Apple bottom jeans, boots, yeah. Yeah, like if you it's a full outfit like if you're bottom jeans boots yeah yeah like if you're wearing boots with the puffer jacket that's how you would say it that song gives me traumatic flashbacks oh gosh from when you were in the cradle yeah

to your conception back in you know we're on this like party bus you know there's party buses where everyone's just like really drunk and And they're playing vintage throwbacks. They're playing that song. And then I like, I think I go, like everyone goes low. And then the guy I had a thing with at the time slaps my ass and he's all sweaty and drunk. And I was like, you just have that moment. Do you think about that every time now?

Where am I? Yeah. You wake up and you're like, oh. I was just like, this is not where I want to be in life. Stop the bus. Push the button. I want to get in life stop the bus push the button I want to get off you know he was sweaty

just I hate it so well did you say it was the guy you were seeing well the guy I had a thing with he led me on we don't like him no we don't like him do you have a trauma song

that was years ago I'm on to bed do I have a trauma song yeah do you oh that's a good question very good my friend's one was just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars because the guy she was seeing sung it at her.

And he was like, I've practiced this for years. That's a cringe factor. 5,000. And she had to pretend to enjoy it because I think they were actually dating. So she's like, oh, thanks, babe. I loved it. Your smile, your smile.

Not that one. Yuck. Just the way you are. Oh, what's the one? I'll nibble your ear. Oh, Jason Mraz. That one. Is this becoming a singing podcast?

We sang that at Intermediate and the music teacher went real weird on that line. And got, oh. Bit of flair. I'll nibble your ear. Bit of flair.bling yeah that was uncomfortable this is my moment to shine my um high school teacher we were like you're seven so we're all at what 10 or 11. well we bullied him a little bit because we didn't like him and he said that if we behaved he would sing a song for us and for some reason he chose no woman no. And so he stood up in front of the class and sang No Woman, No Cry.

How does it go? No woman, no cry. It's a Bob Marley song. Bob Marley. You don't know No Woman, No Cry? Maybe. No woman, no cry. Not from Claudia's lovely bit.

Hey little sister, don't shed no tears. No. Maybe. Weird. No woman, no cry. That's exactly what I sounded like. I think that's my ear. Oh, there's so many good movies coming out.

That Bob Marley movie's coming out soon. Oh. Or is it already out? It's out, I think. Yeah. And then we've got so many others. I'm very excited. Oh, I need to go to the cinemas. I feel like I'm on crack right now.

Yeah, a bit cracked out. Like, is this what? What are you all supposed to do? Is this the Guy Williams effect? Yeah, when I fist pumped him, it transferred over. That was also awkward, the fist pump. I didn't notice for so long that he was doing that. And then Flo Rida came on and she slapped his ass. Yeah.

Bye. Yeah, enjoy the podcast. Enjoy the other podcast. It was fun. Brie will be back on Monday. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. Peace and love. See you then. Love, love, love. See you podcast. It was fun. Brie will be back on Monday. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. Peace and love. See you then.

Love, love, love. See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye.