ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th January 2025

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

Fashion crimes, hairy peaches, 3Oh!3, and testing new joke material. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the Bree and Clint After Party. Like this opinion from Bree. Um, I think toe socks are sexy. When you put toe socks on, do you have to wriggle every toe individually into every little hole? Because you don't have the same dexterity you do with a finger to push it into a glove. Yeah, you do. Anyone got toe socks? I used to. Can't say I do.

Did you have those rainbow ones? Yes. Yeah, I knew that. Of course you did. That's classic Claudia. She's the single one on the show, by the way. If that tickles your fancy, slide in the DMs. Rainbow toe socks, do it for you.

You're 100% giving. At Claudia Sykes. Rainbow toe socks, do it for you. You're 100% giving. At Claudia Sykes. Rainbow toe socks. That's the most insulting thing you've ever said to me. You know what is cool though? Those toed shoes. Have you seen them? The two toed shoes?

Have you seen them? Oh, the two toed. Like the camel boots? The camel shoes, yeah. I think if you pull them off, you're a cool person. I kind of want to try them. I don't think anyone pulls them off. I have a friend who does.

Can you buy me a pair? I'll wear them. They're so expensive. Those shoes, I know. Those shoes and the idea of those shoes, there's nothing more infuriating to Bree than, one, those shoes, and, two, the idea of people actually wearing those shoes. I hate those shoes so much.

You know what you could do? And the people that wear them. Oh, and the people that wear them. You put that shoe on, and then you can also put a jandal on. Yeah. You can double shoe it. You could. You could wear that shoe with toe socks on.

You could go toe socks. I might. Camel hoof shoe. Yes. Jandal. I might hate those shoes more than I hate a ballet flat or kitten heel. No. No, I don't.

I hate the ballet flat and kitten heel more. Brie exclusively wears Jordans Okay so I found some ballet flats High top At Kmart on the weekend I actually don't even own A pair of Jordans

That's shocking to me I tried a ballet flat on And it actually made me gag Like it gave me Ballet flats Horrific flashbacks I like contraception for me Like if I see someone

In a fucking ballet flat But same as that camel toe shoe the hot people who can pull off ballet flats it is rare they're cool it's rare they are cool like unless you're like a supermodel even then i don't know what it is makes me feel not good things for us it's the memories associated with it. Yeah, it could be. And like wearing them all through high school and you first get them and then you get blisters and then they absolutely reek. And then you look at photos of yourself

and you're like, my legs look so thick. I never wore them. I never wore them. Did you not? No, because I could never pull them off and I knew that. They're a stumpy leg maker, eh? They are. They are.

And you know what I hate just as much as the ballet flat? Is when Converse, yeah, I'm calling you out, Converse, is when they started to bring out the girl version. Of Chucks. Of Chucks. Ew. No. Yuck.

Hated them so much. Get out of here. Get out of here. Brie doesn't think women deserve chucks. No, I think we deserve to wear chucks. We want the men's chucks. I don't want to wear my own shitty, bloody material girl version one. Speaking of fashion crimes, did you see that photo that I posted on my Instagram today of me in 2008?

Oh, with the culturally inappropriate scarf? The Arab scarf and the Kanye West. Yeah, that was a weird time, wasn't it? Non-ironically. That's a photo of me at home grown thinking I am the Ducks nuts. But everyone else was wearing that too. Let me see it. Oh, yeah.

Whoa, your hair is spiky. I'm skinny and I've got a culturally inappropriate scarf on. You look like every famous person of the time. You look like Dane Rumble. Yeah, I look like 303. You do look like 303. Yeah, yeah.

Who's 303? Good Girls Go Bad. Oh, that's Cobra Starship. Good Girls Go Bad. Who's 303? They do. The other one. 303 do.

Three. Are they the Armour Vegetarian? Yeah. Is that 303? What does 303 do? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, don't trust me. Yeah, yeah.

No, no, don't trust me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't trust me. Yeah, don't trust me. Don't trust me. Don't trust them. I assume that's the words. Oh, no one can hear that.

Don't trust me. Sound good? All of us just listening to it? No one else could hear that except us. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway.

Anyway. If it's of interest to anyone, I do have some. She wants to touch me. She wants to love me. She'll never leave me. Don't trust me. Don't trust a hoe. You just interrupted. What the hell are you at?

Sorry, sorry. No, no, go ahead. I was going to give you guys something, but I'm not going to. No! No, we want it. You left her on a cliffhanger. Yeah, thanks, guys. Don't do, don't punish everyone else because of our bad behaviour.

Are you going to tell, say, are you going to talk about my joke? No. No. I was going to talk about my joke? No. No. I was going to talk about my hairy picture. I think I should go. How? To make love to something innocent without leaving my fingertips. Can I do my joke?

How? Sorry, can't hear you. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. This after party's going off, actually. When the urge for 303 hits you. I saw them once. Did you? Yeah, I only went because Owl City was opening for them and then they were afterwards. You would not believe your

eyes. Oh wait, was that Cobra Starship? Yeah, it could have been Cobra Starship. No, it was 303 because they made us do the hand sign. That's Illuminati. No, that's the other one. Okay, Ella, tell your joke. I want Claudia to give us the thing. Ella's got a joke. Oh yeah, yeah. Claudia first.

I was just going to say... Are you going to do it again? No, I'm not. I was just going to talk about my hairy peaches. Oh, yes. If you were interested. I'm not ready for a hairy peach today. We can hairy peach tomorrow.

I'll eat your hairy peach tomorrow. I'll have a hairy peach. Is there one for me? Yeah. Debris and I have to share your hairy... Thre Yeah, I'll have a hairy peach. Is there one for me? Yeah. Okay. I have multiple hairy peaches. Debrie and I have to share your hairy... Threesome? I'm not doing it. I don't like to share, to be honest.

I don't like to share my hairy peaches. We're sharing shotgun first. The vibes would be so off if there was a threesome. How about you just take one side and I'll have the other side? Nobody is talking about a threesome. Could you guys work with each other again? No, the weirdest thing about a threesome would be one of us wouldn't have been included

and the other three would have and one would just be like, what did you guys get up to? Yeah. But we're not talking about that because we're not having one. No.

Okay, guys. As much as Ella has tried to push the envelope on that, who are we leaving out? I'll sit it out. Okay, you guys want me in? Okay, I'll join in. Okay, I'll do it with you three, you guys let me in. Okay, I'll join in.

Okay, I'll... I'll do it with you three. No, I won't. There's no right answer here. No, there's not. Oh, no. I don't think I'm mentally prepared for this. I don't think I'm mentally prepared for the joke we're going out on,

but Ella has begged us to let her do comedy on the show. Okay. So making her comedic debut, here is Ella with her joke. Woo! Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Nice to see you. You're looking great over there in seat A.

Sweet. So I thought I'd get something off my chest pretty quickly in the start of my comedy set. Safe space, everyone. Is it your boobs? Because they seem to be non-existent. Well, hey. I'm a double D, bitch.

Where are you? Look up. Sorry. I'm not used to hecklers. That's good dealing with hecklers where are the jokes so i need to confess something i feel like it's a safe space and the world's very um kind of yay to now safe sex work okay so i'm thinking of selling my feet pics. I just don't know how I would feel, like, in my soul about it. Do you get it?

Soul as in foot soul? I'll keep running. I'll keep going with the jokes. It's not an insalvageable joke. You know what? It doesn't work in its current form, but it's not. It's not the most horrible joke I've heard you tell on this show what happens confidence in the voice though it's all about how you tell that joke and i feel like there could be improvement on that but the

base of a good joke is there yeah okay going off the segment that i want to build on the actual show is we get comedians in to critique me. So Brie, yes, you're one of them. I'm not a comedian. We get Ursula Carlson in. Ursula Carlson doesn't want to deal with this shit. James Acaster. Michael McIntyre.

Shoot for the stars. Ricky Gervais. Eli. Yeah, cool. Thanks, everyone. We'll eat Claude's peaches tomorrow. Yeah, cool. All right. That's all. Thanks, everyone. Thanks, guys. We'll eat Claude's peaches tomorrow. Yeah, we will. Yeah, we will.

Don't shave. Ooh, juicy. You like that peach? That's a juicy, juicy peach. I'm going to jog off now. Jog on, mate. With that pink hue dancing off the back of that peach. Okay.

Too far, man. I need a massage.