ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 29th July 2025

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Like and subscribe, it's important to us. Also this podcast pretty dirty. So just keep that in mind. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H O T T O G O. You can take me hard to go. Claudia is fuming at you out there. Why? Do you have eyes? Why? Can you use your eyes, please?

I tried to make it as bright as possible so that you would just... Oh, she made a new opener. Did it for you. Oh, a new opener. Oh, I'm so excited! No, I need to be told. Herculean, Herculean! I'm not that observant.

Well, but we can. Go on then. Okay, I'm ready. Do we just do one today and debut another one tomorrow? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Okay, here it is. After Party It's long.

Oh, it's still going. It's still going. I will not be accepting feedback at this time. Yeah. Outcast. Outcast. Real outcast or AI? Real. Real. Yeah. After Party. Outcast. After party. Real outcast or AI? Real. Real.

Yeah. After party. I am a big outcast fan. I don't know that. Me neither. No, I haven't heard that before either. I did like how chill it was. Guys, let's not sway from the topic

that was being discussed today that I said, nah, we'll discuss this on the podcast. Oh no, what was it? It's not all pasta chat, is it? Because that made me, we finished our show with pasta chat, and I have become incredibly hungry. Me too. Like I'm getting sharp pains in my stomach. I'm also on pretty hefty antibiotics at the moment, it could be that, but my stomach is going for it.

You probably need to eat something, but this is out. Was it your question about the mirror? Yeah, you probably need to eat something by this is your question about the mirror The question is have you ever Taken a hand mirror or maybe you've done it in some other way But I'm thinking a hand mirror and how to look at your bits and pieces Can I can I correct you? I believe the question was, do you look at your own bumhole? Because I know you, I know you want to.

Right, I thought the question was have you ever inspected. No I believe you said do you because it prompted my response which was just once. Right, I thought the question was have you ever. Oh okay. Because some people have never. I don't question was have you ever? Oh, okay. Because some people have never. I don't, make a point of it. But you have. Yeah.

Yeah, because my question was have you ever? Yeah. Because like, how could you go through life and not know what your own butthole looks like? I could go through quite happily and not know. I couldn't, I need to know. Really? I need to know.

I don't. Because I don't share my butthole with anyone, I feel like it's nobody's business. Such a funny statement. I know, but I feel like if it was a shared butthole, even just with our partner, I'm not saying sharing it far and wide. What about because those activities you want to explore in the future? No, I don't want to do that. You said when you turn 40 you want to.

No, I never said that. Rhymes with legging. No, I never said that. I swearmes with legging. No I never said that. I swear you did, I'm not even joking. Shut up, let me finish my point. No he said if he was gay he would rather be the bottom. You did say that. He did.

If you were gay for a day you would rather, which makes sense to me. Yeah sure that's what I said. Whatever you say is what I said. Now that second part which actually is the truth, doesn't sound like the truth because we lied about the first part. If it was a shared butthole, I would look to, so I knew what I was-

For maintenance purposes. No, also so I knew what I was offering. Oh, yeah. So if you were gay, if you were gay- Then I'd like to know what was on offer. Then you would be looking at your butthole. Yeah, it's like a chef. They don't cook in the dark, you know? You want to see what you're serving up. Yeah. But to

finish that statement. Nikoi salad. It is mine and mine alone, so no one needs to see. Girls? Ever looked at your? I have and I, it's not that I wish I didn't, I'm glad that I did because the curiosity would have always been there, but now I know not to look again. I wish I had. There's no going back. It's like those videos, those beheading videos that they used to have on the internet when we were kids.

You can't unsee them. No. Or the videos of the anaconda eating the person. Yeah, you can't unsee it. And then cutting the person out of the anaconda. Holy shit. There's no going back. The part of the internet are you guys on?

I'm not on that side, let's just say that. My follow-up question was do you look at your own butt, but the outer butt, the big part of the butt, like the nitty part. We're not at follow-up question status yet. Yeah, we all need to answer. We're still going around the ring. Calm down, Claudia.

We're still going around. Have you guys looked at your beef and your butthole before? Like had a good look from below? No, you have to. I think it's smart. I don't want to. You gotta know what you're working below. No. You have to. I think it's smart. I don't want to. You gotta know what you're working with.

I don't want to. Smart footy. Yeah. I do wonder though, I've thought about it recently, which is weird you brought it up, maybe it would help me feel more sexual, which is not a bad thing. Mm, well, like it might turn you on.

No, not turn me on. It could make you feel less sexual. Get with my like sexy side, cause I'm not like. Yeah, to become one with yourself. I would say. I'm not the most sexual person. It's not what it did, didn't do that to me.

No, it didn't make you go distant. It's been many years since I've taken a mirror to the undercarriage, personally. But I will say that my best angle isn't from below. No, no, very hard to shoot a isn't from below. No, no, it'd be very hard to shoot a good one from below. And I don't think anyone's is really, you know? What do you do? Put the iPhone down on the coffee table.

Oh, true. And then straddle the coffee table. Yeah. And then if you, cause if you want, that would get you beef, but if you wanted to get your bee hole, you'd have to squat a little squat Lord had that as one of our Album cover that was the cover of solar power

Solar power indeed This is what was the point of this it's just quite an interesting question because one of my friends one time Said that she had never one time said that she had never looked, had a look. And all of us were really shocked by that because I feel like... Don't they say, don't they say for women that you should know, you should see because you need to know what normal looks like for you. So that if things change you know know. You'll know. Yeah. Same as feeling up your bristicles. Yeah, you should know. And your testicles. Mm-hmm.

Yes, very important. Give yourself a touch. Should I check regularly? I just got a bad image of you. One that I didn't want. Yeah, I'm not loving, I'm loving you. What was the follow-up question, Claude? Do you look at your actual butt?

Do you check out your own butt? That's my worst asset. I'd so condi- So I was talking to someone on the weekends- I try and stay away from it. And he said, he noticed his butt had changed because he's like, I haven't seen it in ages and I saw it for the first time.

And I was like, you're not looking at your own butt? I know that my butt has likely changed because these pants that I'm wearing used to be tight and now they go on very easily and they sit right on the top of the butt so the butt must have changed. But again I don't look at my butt often enough to know what my normal is so if I looked at it now I wouldn't notice a change. Yeah, I know what mine looks like, not good.

I think I spend more time looking at my butt than looking at anything else. We've got a video of Ella's butt from that time she mooned us. Oh yeah, nice butt. Yeah, nice boobs. Thank you. It actually worked out so perfect because Clint couldn't see it because a pole was in the way. So the breeches saw it. And then they blurred the video so I've actually never seen it. No. I can, nah I don't want to show you it.

I didn't ask. There's a tattoo on one of the cheeks. You didn't ask. Ask? Yeah. I didn't ask. A set of cherries. I actually have hand poked my sister's butt. I wrote slay.

Can you? I wrote slay. Excuse you? You did what? You hand poked your sister's butt. Oh that sounded bad. You know like a tattoo. You should have said tattooed.

Well hand poke is the actual term, but yes when you're referring to the binoos. Not great Did you say banoose? The caboose? Was that butt and caboose together? What is butt and a nose? Banoose. Yeah anyway sleigh is written on it but mum caught us halfway through. So just a slough? Your mum caught you halfway through hand poking your sister's butt. Yep. That's not your mum didn't want to walk you on. That's not me taking you out of context. No, no. That's a direct quote.

Yeah, that is quoted from you. Get your mind out of the gutter though. Get your... No. Get your hand out of your... Get your hand out of your... Yeah, sister's asshole. Hey Claudia, can you...

There's a quote for the podcast. Get your hand out of your sister's asshole. Hey Claudia, can you put this on the front of the podcast please? Yes. Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Like and subscribe, it's important to us. Also, this podcast is pretty dirty, guys, welcome to the podcast. Like and subscribe.

It's important to us. Also, this podcast is pretty dirty. So just keep that in mind. Not that dirty. Not intentional. It's not that dirty. We're just talking about buttholes. It's not that big a deal.

And mirrors. Get your hand out of your sister's a-hole. It's my favorite Justin Timberlake album. Butt Hole in Mirrors, such a good album. Go home. Yeah, it's time to leave. Butt Hole in the Mirror. That's the entirety of this podcast. Butt Hole in the Mirror.

Alright, that's fun by me. See you guys later. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Jesse. Yeah.

Hey. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah! Jesse! Yeah! Hey! Yeah! Oh yeah!