ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th June 2023
Episode Date: June 29, 2023We're tiiiiired, but can't wait to celebrate the super-human that is Bree Tomasel tomorrow! If you've missed any of her challenges you can hear the replay in the full Bree & Clint podcast.See omny...studio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Okay, I'll pull up, hop out at the after party.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint after party.
Where everyone is tired and grumpy.
No, not grumpy.
No, it's just a busy week for us.
We're a small team trying to do big things
and we've done some big things this week.
There's videos of it all over our social media
but like we said, there's only four of us.
So it takes a lot.
We're a team that runs on an oily rag and we're very small, like you said.
Ella has started smoking methamphetamine this week.
Don't say that.
She has.
That's why she's wearing sunglasses inside.
Oh, God.
It's fine so long as you stop smoking methamphetamine by the weekend.
That's fine.
Yeah, she'll be all right.
You know?
As long as you've got a I can quit whenever I want attitude.
Do what you need to get you through.
No, that is not good advice.
No, we don't condone that.
We do not condone that.
And just go to Bunnings and replace the light bulbs that you took.
Clint does not speak for us.
What?
I don't even know what that is. Don't worry.
I will be taking quite a few drinks tomorrow.
Yeah, so we've got a party tomorrow.
Yum!
If you're not listening to the main podcast,
we've got a party tomorrow in Auckland to celebrate five years
of the Brian Clint Show.
Yeah, five years on air together,
which will technically be next week or this weekend.
Just this weekend.
This weekend?
The second?
Is it?
I think it's the second of July. I'm not a dates guy, I'm a vibe
guy. Yeah, Sunday.
I'm pretty sure it's Sunday.
The second of July will be
five years. Wow.
That's a long time.
Are you not sick of each
other? Do you think you're stronger than ever?
We have been sick of each other at certain points, don't worry.
We get paid to not be sick
of each other.
And then when the mics
go on
it's all love.
What?
No not really.
I don't think so.
I think it's just
pretty much
what you hear
is what you get.
No we're just
you know
it's all good man.
It's all good.
I think I've brought up
stuff on though.
No that's epic guys.
Tomorrow's going to be great.
We're going to be doing a live broadcast from a bar in Auckland,
which we haven't done before.
Not like this.
It's like a...
Live show.
Like a live show, yeah.
Like an actual live show where people...
Have you guys told Bree the thing?
What thing?
What thing?
The thing.
Oh, no.
Have you not told her?
I fucking forgot.
What thing?
Should we tell her now?
Yeah, tell her.
Okay, so Bree, you know there's an event tomorrow.
Yeah, no, I've heard about it.
You just need to get dressed up, so wear some nice things that you want to wear.
What does that mean?
Just wear something nice.
Wear nice things.
I always wear something nice.
It's not a bad thing.
Just listen, okay?
Just calm.
Oh, you've told me the night before.
Yeah, just wear something nice.
Not like super nice.
No, not super nice.
You don't have to wear a ball gown.
Just wear what you want to wear to Lula Inn, right?
And we've organised a makeup artist to come in
and just make you feel a little bit glam.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
Why?
No, something's happening.
No, we've done all the pranks.
You're going to put me in Joker makeup or something.
We're going to put you in those size 14
Kida mean heels
I'll be slipping all over the place
I have a question
Because it is a party to celebrate
Our five years on air and me
Being here for five years and getting my
Honorary Kiwi citizenship
Can we have
The Warriors game on at Lula Rint
What time is it on?
I think it's on at 8.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, or the party will probably be wrapped at Lula Inn by then
so we can go somewhere and watch the Warriors.
I really want to watch it, yeah.
I don't think they show the Warriors.
It's not that kind of bar.
But I'll go and watch the Warriors.
Yeah, I really want to watch.
It's going to be a great game.
It's against the Rabbitohs.
Apparently it's going to be real good.
Yeah, because Kim Crosman was going to take you to the game
and we're like, sorry, can't go.
No, not Kim.
Laura. Oh, was
that Laura? Laura McGoldrick, remember?
Oh, right. I thought Kim Crosman had a box
there. No, she's got a box at Eden Park.
Yeah, she could even build a box at Eden Park.
No way. Sometimes.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, the only time
I went to a box, it was my friend's grandparents,
and I couldn't use the cutlery.
Sorry.
Okay.
I couldn't use the cutlery, and it went everywhere,
and it was very embarrassing.
Why couldn't you use the cutlery?
I don't know.
Like, you were physically unable and you weren't allowed.
It was just too fancy for me, and I spilt my food everywhere.
Cutlery was too fancy for you.
Yeah.
And you're like, what is this thing?
And someone's like, that's a fork.
I eat from a trough.
Yeah,
I do inhale.
Anyway,
so.
Anyway,
it's a nice thing.
Just,
we've got a makeup artist.
Hair and makeup?
Makeup.
Makeup.
No,
she can do hair.
She can do hair as well.
Let me ask.
Fun.
It's all organized.
It's so fun.
And they'll do it for you here.
So just show up here
and then we'll go down
and set everything up
and then you just come down.
Hooray.
I've done all the mahi And now you're getting some treats
Yeah
We've asked for a Harry Potter scar
Oh
And a moustache
And a moustache
I've already got one of those
Sideburns
I've already got those
And a monocle
You must be the Monopoly guy
Hey
Thanks for the free parking
What?
Let's go.
Do not pass go.
I'm tired.
Do not collect $200.
If you've seen Ace Ventura, you'll get those references.
Enjoy the other podcast.
It's good.
You'll get to hear Bree sing the national anthem.
Oh, Jesus.
It's the biggest stadium in the country.
To any New Zealander listening to this podcast and me sing the national anthem,
just know it came from a good place.
I know I'm a real shit singer,
but it came from the heart
and I tried real hard
and my main focus was to get the lyrics right.
But it sounds terrible.
It's good.
Sounds horrible.
It's in the podcast.
It's on our social media.
The video's up.
Go and enjoy that
and we'll catch you guys again tomorrow.
Bye.
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