ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th May 2023

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

Warning: not suitable for young ears! Bree and Clint let loose on the After Party by coming up with a new weekly feature that's toootally going to catch on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, does this after party have a smokers area? No, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet. Bree and Clint's After Party. Can we make a few more new ones of those? They're coming.

Okay, sweet. Your second nan? No, I love that one, but it will burn quickly. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Just saying. Sorry. It's not. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. Just saying. Sorry.

It's not your fault, Claudia. I was just making a suggestion. Yeah, I understand. Sounds like I'm a dictator. Claudia's being punished. Have you guys ever been whipped? What? Just a question.

What? Sorry, you said burn, so I had to... It was just like about three minutes too late or else it would have been perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, next time, I guess. Yeah.

Have you guys ever, you know, been a whip? Got any more Not at the moment No Okay You sure Yeah Okay No I haven't been whipped

Have you No I can't say I've been whipped It was called Burning Up By the Jones Brothers But it didn't really hit. Alright, that's enough. Your first two were better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You know what else would have been good? Yes, that's what I was thinking. What was it about? Burning up. Making burn jokes. Why? Because Grace said that the intro's going to burn real fast. A bit like this joke.

Yeah. When will this joke burn out? Now, yesterday. When? Yes. Yesterday. What about beds are burning, midnight oil. Oh, banger.

Yeah, what a banger. You know, he became a politician. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, midnight a banger. You know, he became a politician. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but not a lot of incredible. Incredible band. Great band. Anyway, you want to whip me?

Is that what we're talking about? No, I wasn't saying I want to whip you. I was just asking. I've not been whipped or lightly spanked. You haven't? No. What about like tied up? I said, hang on, hang on, hang on.

What? You're grossed out. I said I haven't been whipped or lightly spanked. How did we get here? Well, hang on, hang on. What? You're grossed out. I said I haven't been whipped or lightly spanked. How did we get here? Well, Brie, ask the question. I was just asking a question. Mate, shit goes down at an after party. Is this your first after party? This is what we talk about at the after party.

We're fucking drunk, okay? It's been a long night. The clubs are closed and we want to shoot the shit. You've been trying to sneak out for two hours now. I'm tired. Sorry, sorry. Don't yuck people's yums. There's nothing wrong and we want to shoot the shit. You've been trying to sneak out for two hours now. I'm tired. Sorry, sorry. Don't yuck people's yums. There's nothing wrong if you want a bit of light whipping.

I just don't need to know about Cubs whips. No, I see there haven't been. Bree's pretty handy on the end of a bull whip. Oh, yeah. No, but that would hurt. I think that would circumcise someone. We feel like you want it to hurt a bit, don't you? Yeah, is that't you? Yeah.

Is that the appeal? Yeah. That's the appeal, eh? Surely it's. Yeah. I dated someone once that liked to be lightly choked. And at first I was like- What was his name?

I'm not naming people. At first I was like, I'm really not into this. And then I was kind of like, oh, it's fine. I guess you can get on board. Just feel like you're throttling someone. Yeah. No, no, no. Like Homer on The Simpsons with Bart.

No, not double hand. You don't double hand. It's just one. Right. I think double hand too aggressive. Thanos over here with a single hand choke. I have the power running through my hand.

Yeah, wow. What's the other hand doing? You don't want to know. This is a saucy after party. We haven't said anything with his albin and code. You don't know what we're talking about. You don't know in which situation Bree's friend would like to be choked. Yeah, we could be talking about eating a Dagwood dog.

Yeah. A what? Oh, sorry. What do you guys call them? American hot dog. Oh, what did you call it? The normal name, the Dagwood dog. A Dagwood dog.

You be careful. We have Aussies listening to this podcast. You be careful. We don't understand what you're saying. Or a Pluto pup. She's speaking in riddles. Dagwood dog. What is she saying? Like, what't scare an american hot dog is is literally just a hot dog

yeah no hot dog's the one on a stick no that's the problem that we had yeah like you guys which americans call a chili dog only if it's got chili on it i think they call it a pluto dog's an american hot dog with chili on top They call it a corn dog Oh they do too you're right Where calls it a Pluto pup then Corn dog that's what I was thinking of Sorry corn dog yeah Don't get me started on football

Do you guys ever have those Deep fried things and they call A corner jack What is she saying? Corner jack. No, what was it called? And it was literally like a deep fried sausage roll with corners. Oh, nah.

It was disgusting. All of these things that you say, I just have to check. You don't mean a spring roll, eh? No. We have a lot of deep fried rolls that aren't spring rolls like a like a chico roll not a spring roll that's just spring roll isn't it no it's not it is really not should we find a whip and have chico rolls and one of us has to get whipped on the after party like hard hard? Yeah. No. Yeah. I'd be keen.

We should do it so we have the wheel. Yeah, yeah. And whatever the wheel spins up. The whipping wheel. The whipping wheel. Yeah. Should we do whipping wheel Wednesdays? Ross said that the after party needs some features.

Should we do whipping wheel Wednesday? And we can have guests. We spin the whipping wheel and as it ticks past it, it's going past a little bit of a whip. And we have guests that come in to get whipped. Look at Ella. She's so against it. You can be the whipper. You're like an old woman. No one's going to force

you to get whipped. I promise. You're like an old woman. You're very vanilla. I'm not vanilla. I just don't know how to interact. I just feel a little bit awkward. No, that's fine. You don't have to. Just a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, whoops, whoops. Yeah, fair enough. You don't have to.

You can just sit back. Who's the first guest on the Wednesday wheel of whipping? Jeremy Wells. Of course, that's me. Shotgun doing the whipping. Celebrity with a W name. Who else? I feel like Jezza would be up for it. Yeah, I reckon. He'd run in here with his pants.

No, we're not asking people to take their pants off. I did. Oh, did you? Yeah, bare butt check. Or minimum one layer of undies. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The playlist in this article is great. What about hot candle wax, Ella? Hot candle wax. I had a friend who went to a stag do, and they went to the strip club in Queen Street,

and the stripper is like, you're the stag, come up, we're going to do the stag show to you. Right. And they dripped candle wax on him, and he got second degree burns on his chest. He had to be, it doesn't matter because he was wearing a shirt at the wedding, but he had to be bandaged around the chest under his wedding suit. Ouch. His wife was wild. Oh, my God.

She was so mad. I always think that when, because I've seen it in movies and stuff. Oh, I saw it in, they saw it in the Wolf of Wall Street. I'm like, wouldn't that burn? I feel like it would burn. It would hurt. But how fun is dipping your finger in candle wax? And peeling it off.

It would what? Sorry? It would burn. I made that tissue. Let it burn. In the name of saving your body. Don't want you to know. You know if you've got chlamydia It burns when you wee Does it?

STIs? Yeah, yeah, yeah Is that chlamydia? I believe so, yeah UTI Oh true, UTI definitely does And some STDs I've heard

I don't know why I care about getting that point across A little bit, yeah. A little bit, yeah. It definitely does, yeah. And some STDs. I've heard. I don't know why I care about getting that point across. No, guys, what is it? If you drip the candle wax, the higher you drip it from, the less it hurts. Oh, because, yeah, it has time to cool down in the air. It cools very quickly. It cools very quickly, yeah. Time just melts off your chest. That's a good tip.

That is a good tip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My chest is way too hairy to drip any candle wax on it, by the way. Yeah, it'd be quite hard to get it off. Shouldn't have said that. Shouldn't have said nothing. What did you say? We missed it.

I'll listen back. And we're going to let it burn, burn, burn. We're going to let it burn, burn, burn, burn. We're going to let it burn. All right, we're going to go. I need to go and visit a guy who found my wallet in the back of an Uber. Dodgy. Bets on whether the money's still in it?

I think it will be. I believe it will be. Unless someone found it before him, took the money, and then threw the wallet back in the Uber. So don't accuse him. I wouldn't accuse anybody either way. Where's my money? Awkward if the money isn't there

because then you have to give them a reward. I want to give them a reward anyway. You should. You need to give him the money that's in the wallet. I'm going to take a box of beers. Because technically it would have cost you a lot more to replace everything and a lot more time as well. If you found someone's wallet, would you expect something in return?

Nah. He's gone to the Mifit to get it back to me. Oh, okay. Yeah. A friend of mine lost, I'm not going to name who it was, or their gender. A friend of mine lost their wallet one time and there was a bit of money in there and then obviously all of their stuff and a little bag of weed

and someone found it and returned it the only thing that was gone from the wallet was the bag of weed Fair So good Alright, let's go I'll update you on the wallet tomorrow. Are you meeting in public somewhere? So good Alright Let's go Good luck I'm gonna go pick Papa

I'll update you on the world tomorrow Are you meeting in public somewhere? No I'm going to his house What did you say Ella? I'm gonna go pick up a dress Bye Okay see ya Oh good one

I like this one And remember guys If you're going out in the sun tomorrow Wear sunscreen Or you will. Bang! I think that you should let it burn. I was already playing. It's a hot mess at the after party.

We'll do better tomorrow. See you guys. Bye. Bye, guys.