ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th May 2025

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

The much awaited follow-up to Clint's full service at the doctors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. After party. Hi, everybody, we're watching the New Zealand Music Awards right now live. It's just started. We're hoping Lorde performs. They're going straight in with the eulogies. They're going straight in with the eulogies?

They're going straight in with the recently deceased. Damn. Is that how they normally do it? What a buzzkill. Nah, that's like in the middle. And the arrogance in the back third. Towards the end, hey, yeah, the back third. Yeah, yeah.

But, you do you. I went, I had my waft today at the doctor by the way. Oh yes, had the waft go. Oh yeah, had your finger up your butt go. No finger up the bum. Oh I'm sorry. Oh, sorry about that. Not till 50.

We know how much you're looking forward to it. Not till 50. Really? You don't wanna up your age a little bit just to. I said, yeah, I was like, well I'm 30. Yeah, I got ages to go I guess. Yeah, we'll get a stool sample though. Oh.

Oh. Do you just have to go poo? Can you poo on demand? You can't poo on demand. No, no, he gave me the stuff to sample though. Oh. Oh. Do you just have to go poo? Can you poo on demand? You can't poo on demand. No, no, he gave me the stuff to take home. Oh. I've never had to do one before. So I mean you get to drive it back.

Oh, you've never done that? I've never done it. Yeah. I've lived a charmed life with very few health implications. That's not a brag. It's a, it's- Sounded like a brag to me, Claudia. What do you think?

Yeah, definitely a brag. Yeah, no, like I've been very lucky and so I haven't had to do any of that. Yeah, I've got the little bottle with the little scoop on it. Yeah. The yellow lid? That's good. The scoop on it's good.

They used to come with no scoop. Yeah, got a tray to poo in. And then a little can, a bottle with a scoop, and the scoop is in the lid, so you scoop and then you just screw the lid in. And then you put that. I don't want to think about it. You put that into a plastic bag

and then they've given you a brown paper bag for modesty to take your sample in so they can't see. The worst, I remember having to do that with like peace samples and like walking in and you know you have it. No one else knows, but you know it. But my own feces. I've had to do poos, wheeze, I've done it all into a little potty. They said if you can't bring it in immediately. They said we need it within 24 hours, but if you can't bring it in immediately.

They need fresh shit, do they? You're not holding on to it, are you? No, they said refrigerate it. Oh, yuck. Oh no. In a little brown bag and people are like, oh, what's this? What age, Claude? Here we go. What age do women have to start having mammograms? 45.

It's 40. Oh shit. Age 40. And obviously if you've got a history of breast cancer in your family, it's earlier. At least you don't have to shit in a bucket. Sorry, a tray, sorry. Disgusting.

Disgusting. I had a mammogram joke, but I probably won't make it. You know in New Zealand, It's for later. It's debating. You know in New Zealand, they only offer free mammograms from the age of 45 to 69. That's where I got that number from.

But you have to pay for them for five years if you want to start getting them at 40, which they do recommend that you get them at 40. So why the fuck would they not be paying for them from 40? Because they can't afford it. Same reason they don't do prostate screening from 40. They can only do what they can afford to do. Well, they should do more considering how many women get breast cancer, in my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough. There's tests they could do for everybody from straight

away, because young women get breast cancer and young men get prostate cancer too. But yeah, they've got to pick a number, right? They've got to pick a line. Anyway, think about me tomorrow. About eight, nine thirty in the morning. No, I don't want this information. It's a no thank you from me on any more detail. Do you want to just give us a message just being like, yep, done. Got it.

Yep, it's secured. Secured the bag. No, I don't need an update. It's secured. Secured the bag. No! Package secured. I don't need an update. It's secured. Thanks for your fucking support then. Well, I'm glad you're doing it. I don't need to know about it. You can message me Clint anytime. I'm gonna send you a picture of my schnick shit Claudia. Help!

Don't let it hit the water. Cos then it's all over. Does that taint it? Yeah. Intaminates it. Tainted. Well, it's all over. Does that taint it? Yeah. Intaminates it. Tainted. Well, I'm just guessing. I don't know. I want to. What's the most embarrassing medical thing you've ever had to do?

Hmm. Oh, to be honest, I've been very lucky. I had burning wheeze as a, as a youth and I had to do stand up wheeze and like a, like a weird X-ray room or some doctors watched. That's not fun. Yeah, also it was nothing. Yeah, not fun. Not fun weighing in front of someone as a kid. But that's about it. You? You asked the question. You started it. I mean, let's be real. Your first Pepsmer is fucking horrific. It's so daunting and so embarrassing and but obviously you should go and get them.

And there's other things you can do now where you don't even have to have the doctor. You can do self ones. Yeah, you do the self ones. But it is very awkward. Like you literally sit up there with your legs spread and they're like in there, like opening you up like they're changing a tire. They put the jack in.

Rrrr. I told you about the time they told me to go for an ECG, which I didn't realize was a heart scan. I thought I was going for a blood test and then they brought me into a room and were like, cool, take your top off, and your bra, everything lie on the table. And I was like, I thought I was going for a blood test and then they brought me into a room and were like, cool, take your top off, and your bra, everything lie on the table. And I was like, I thought I was here

for a blood test, what's happening? Oh no. Just tits out. Get your past man, it's not that bad, I swear. Get a friend to take you there. It's important to look after your body. It's no afternoon to life, but it can save your life, hey, yeah.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Thanks, Clint, that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next three years. I don't know what it is, but it's so, like, it's- It's so good, hey? Oh, it just goes into my brain. Like, you watch tonight, it'll be midnight. I can't even remember the original lyrics.

I like, get a friend to take you there. Yeah. Ellie's got such a lovely voice too. Yeah, mate, so you want to go for a pep smear. You can. You can do it yourself now. Ask for one tomorrow and you take your poo off of a bag. I think if I win at an ask for one, that'd make me do it myself.

That's more information than you guys needed. We'll leave you to it, eh? Yeah, I think that's enough. Yeah. I've heard enough. Yeah, I've had enough Gotta give some fiber. Um, see you guys later Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM