ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th November 2023
Episode Date: November 29, 2023We've come to the conclusion that the Robbie Williams docuseries was GREAT, and that cats are superior because they give a sh*t about where they sh*t. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...ion.
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Shake your Rudebox.
Do your Rudebox.
Bola wana koe everybody.
Welcome to the Brianne Clint After Party Podcast.
Has everybody watched the Robbie Williams?
We were just singing Robbie Williams' Rudebox.
Has everybody watched the Robbie Williams' doco on Netflix?
Yes, I did.
I haven't yet.
It's really good.
I want to.
It's really good.
How many eps?
Four
Four really depressing eps
And then one happy ending
I liked Robbie Williams
But to see how vulnerable
He was
And how he talked about
His mental health
Made me relate to him
On a way deeper level and made me understand him way
more as a person where i was like i feel you did he talk about taking his skin off in that music
video yeah that's mentioned it is mentioned he weirdly has been filming behind the scenes content
for like 30 years like before it was a thing to vlog.
They all do.
And make content.
Do they?
They all do.
But how would he have known how useful that would have been?
You know?
They plan it years ahead.
No, not then.
They were filming him during like Take That.
Yeah.
They all have that kind of footage.
Yeah, well, maybe not all of them.
He's doing like diary cams and stuff.
Oh, wow.
In the 90s.
Oh, you mean the ones he was filming of himself?
Yeah.
I'm talking about the ones where they're filming stuff of them.
Nah, I mean like where he sits down when he is feeling anxious.
I think it was pretty common.
And he comes off stage and he's had a really shit time
and he just sets up the Sony Handycam.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Not as common.
It was kind of ahead of its time, the type of footage that they had.
They don't just have footage of him doing interviews at radio stations and stuff.
It's like-
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
I'm sure there'd be some artists that would have.
Which is why I'm going to start diary camming today.
Good.
What are you going to talk about?
Just what I'm going through at the moment. What are you going to talk about? Just what I'm going through at the moment.
What are you going through?
So you need to figure this all out.
Or you can just see what...
Well, this is for behind the scenes,
so I can't tell you.
I'm really upset with my inability
to grow a really thick moustache.
That's pretty good.
I just...
It really upsets me every year.
I'm like, where is it?
Where's my girth in my stash?
Where's the volume? I was about to share
something and don't know if I should.
I film
a video of myself every year.
Oh, do you really? Yeah, I've heard of it.
Sex tape.
What do you do with it?
It's just for me.
It's just for myself.
Yeah, it's
there's a bunch of different questions that I've been it's just for me yeah it's just for myself like a reflection thing yeah it's um
uh
there's a bunch of
different questions
uh
that I've been
what
how many will this year be
this will probably be my
seventh or eighth year
doing it
but you notoriously
don't back up
your computer
so where is
all of this footage
it's a great question Clint
is it all on that laptop
nah
I actually put that
on a hard drive.
Do you?
Because I've had multiple laptops in the time.
Yeah.
So I always, I actually have a hard drive with a lot of my content on it
or stuff that I want to keep.
Yeah.
And it's on the hard drive.
Are you going to release it or is it just for you now?
No, I'm never going to release it.
It's just for me.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Someone told me. It's just for me. That's cute.
It's just a reflection thing. It's actually something I learned in therapy years ago. That's the one thing I got from therapy.
It's good reflecting. It's good
for multiple different reasons.
It'll be great for your Netflix special.
It's just nice to have and then i think it also makes
you um yeah reflect on what where you were one particular year to where you are now it's a really
good idea i did that in uni and i look back at the video now and i'm like oh yuck we talk about
cringe in the show today and watching anything like that will be so hard not to cringe. Hence why none of these will ever be released.
Because every year you become slightly more self-aware.
Not me.
No, you would.
Just kidding.
Someone told me to do it, me and Lucy to do it,
the day before our wedding.
They said, sit down, just talk about where you guys are at as a couple
and what you
have done in your relationship so far what you're hoping what your plans and hopes are for the
future and just record that and then did you do it and then have a look at on your 10th wedding
anniversary nah no do it now i know because you could always start now and then jordan who i do
my other podcast with the parenting hangover Hangover podcast. You have another podcast? Yeah.
Without us?
Yeah, yeah.
He and his wife do a video every year for the kids that they will give to the kids in
the future or that the kids will get access to when they die or something.
I don't know.
Boring.
And they go.
Can you imagine the kids are like, I don't want to watch you and mum.
Boring.
Like at some point they will love it.
Yeah.
I'm just saying it's young yeah but they're like
hey guys you are currently this age this age and this age you're currently into this our favorite
is at the moment yeah yeah we live here we love this our dog is this all the stuff that you don't
expect will ever change but it will all change yeah so oh that's exciting i'm excited for
you know that sort of next life chapter in life we should start documenting now no i i haven't
brie has but yeah no i do videos here and there i don't want you guys to think it's like some big
intense thing i think it's like a five minute i do five minutes oh i do 20 minutes i just 20 minutes
i just end up rambling and then i go oh And then I go, oh, I like my hair.
My hair's looking nice.
And then I go off on a tangent.
Have you been tested for ADHD?
I should be.
My kids will just get my awkward Instagram stories when I die.
They'll be like, oh, dad.
Oh, no.
Oh, dad, you filmed like five TikTok videos.
Do you guys ever go back in your archive on Instagram and think, oh.
Yeah.
That's embarrassing.
All the time.
Yep.
It's a great way to delete posts.
Very much so.
I don't.
I think, fuck, I was hilarious.
Well, that's because you are.
I'm just kidding.
There's definitely those moments where you're like, ew.
Guys, I've got an itchy throat.
Okay.
I'm going to take a COVID test.
Oh.
Oh, for fuck's sake
How long am I
Claudia will know this
If you give me COVID
Before my brother's wedding
I will actually
Hate you forever
Oh shoot
Yeah
Do the test now
Claudia
As the most COVID
Infected person
Thank you
I've ever met
Yeah thanks
After you've had COVID
Generally how long
Are you good for
Do you know
Three months
Three months
About three months
Three months is what the government says.
But I got it in, last year I got it in August, September.
September, and then I got it in November.
I got it two months apart.
You can get a different strain too.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're unlucky.
Ella will have one of those real rampant Gen Z ones.
Yeah, it's just happened in the last hour.
Because they're all in the sandpit together.
How gross is a sandpit? How gross is a sand pit? I used to love
the sand pit too. Same. Now cats definitely used to shit in it.
Did you know soil has sand in it?
Ella's been researching soil. She's in her garden era.
I thought we were doing facts. Do your cats dig a hole
and shit in it? Nah, my cat, because...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you did have two cats.
Did they dig a hole and shit in it?
They used to try, but we don't have lots of areas for them to dig.
Our cats growing up, because we had a cat each when we were growing up.
Three cats?
Yeah, my sister had a cat, a ginger cat named Marmalade.
Oh, my brother had...
Lady Marmalade. My brother had a forest cat.
What?
What do you mean forest cat?
It was like a forest something cat.
It was a beautiful cat.
Oh, a forest cat.
I thought you meant like the forest.
Yeah, the breed.
And his cat was called Lolly and I had a tortoiseshell black cat named Calico.
Yeah, like the curtains.
That's not tortoiseshell and black at all no calico
curtains yeah it's like the most stupid name oh she was like a dark tortoiseshell and i named
her calico i didn't know it's calico color i just have heard the term calico yeah it's a material
but it's definitely a color like white orange and brown the first thing that comes up is pictures
of tortoiseshell cats no No! Come and look.
Were you right this whole time?
Look at that.
What? I typed in calico.
The first thing that came up was a tortoiseshell cat.
What?
What the hell?
Well, you were onto something.
God, I was a trailblazer.
Fucking weird.
Shit.
Anyway, all of our cats, we lived in the country,
they would always dig a hole.
Yeah.
Shit in the hole And then cover it up
Yeah
Always
Yeah
It's their favourite thing to do
Yeah
They like to hide their pee
Why don't dogs do that?
Cats are way too hygienic
Cats are like
Cats have got
Cats are uptight
We talked about self-awareness before
Cats have got self-awareness
And they're like
Ew I did a poo
No one look at it
Dogs are like
Did a poo
Pick it up
Pick your mum
Look at it Exactly right Yeah Our dog poo Pick it up Pick your mum Exactly right
Yeah Bo
Our dog poos on the deck
It's disgusting
See with our accent
People overseas will be like
Whose dick is your dog
Shitting on
Whose dick is he pooing on
Wouldn't you like to know
Oh my friend Dan
Told me about it
Time
No actually Ben
Might say this
Who pooed on his one
Oh you don't want to know
We've got to get out of here
I've got to go and wash my
Clint Breeze has passed
That story I've got to go and wash my deck I've got to go and wash my... Clint Breezes passed that story. I've got to go
and wash my dick. I've got to
go take a test. I've got to go
clean out my basement.
And I'll wait here until tomorrow.
Okay, perfect.
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