ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th November 2024

Episode Date: November 29, 2024

We're in our star sign era, and there's some secrets Clint will never tell. xoxo ZM girl.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. Hi guys and welcome to Brian Clint's After Party. I'm just really into my numerology.
Starting point is 00:00:43 I feel like I could really You're numerating over there I could really get into that kind of job You know like that Lucinda From Married at First Sight She came up on my TikTok the other day I found her so calming Moved to Byron
Starting point is 00:00:57 My wife for her birthday last year Asked for her numerology to be done She said can you get me an appointment with a numerologist? I would only charge you. It wasn't crazy expensive. I'll charge you $29.99. Three small payments of just $29.99. I think this was closer to $200.
Starting point is 00:01:18 And I meant eight payments of $29.99. I want to see a psychic. Do you? I'm trying to book into a psychic. Oh, I looked into how much that psychic costs. Oh, how much? I can save up. Which psychic?
Starting point is 00:01:31 Psychic. Friend of a friend psychic. Friend of a friend's psychic. Oh, you guys gatekeeping your psychic? No, you can have the name of her. Or do you want me to go first and see if she's any good? How much was it? I don't want to go and see a psychic.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Your wife might. Yeah, no. Yeah. No. I need to know. Don't encourage her. Why not? Oh, she'll go and see a psychic. Let her go if she wants to. She'll go and see a psychic if she wants to. What's that called? I need to know how much it is and possibly if you go first and give me a review. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:59 If you knew the psychic was genuine, like if there was something about it that meant that you knew it was genuine, could you put a price on it? Nah, I don't think you could. I don't think you could. I think you could. I'd put a price on it. How much?
Starting point is 00:02:13 I want to pay most $120. You'd only pay $120 for a bonafide real psychic. I only have $120. If it was a guarantee to tell you about you, it takes all conjecture out of it. Somehow this is the psychic that has been scientifically proven to be a psychic. She can communicate with lost loved ones.
Starting point is 00:02:33 She can give you information about your life. To connect with people that have passed over, there's no price that you can put on that. Does this psychic take after pay? Yeah. 500. 500. I would be too scared to find out that my loved ones that have passed on can see me playing with myself.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Yeah, I always think about that. I'm like, I don't want to know. Don't look at me right now. My grandfather's like, you have been ransacking yourself. Who is the person that you picture? Like when that thought pops into your head. Yeah. Who is the person that's passed, like when that thought pops into your head? Who is the person that's passed over for you that you think of? Didnan.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Me too! My mum's mum. Because I loved her and I don't want to let her down. Me too! Don't want her to know how gross you are. Sorry, Edna. I feel like my papa would understand. He'd be like, get it boy. Yuck. Oh, got the family genes? He's Irish, I don't know why I turned him into a stand. He'd be like, get it, get it, boy. Yuck. He'd be like, oh, got the family jeans?
Starting point is 00:03:26 He's Irish. I don't know why I turned him into a cowboy. I think about my dead uncle that I didn't meet. Creepy. Random. Oh, not to get in the mood. Gross. I think about my dead sister. He fell off a mountain.
Starting point is 00:03:41 You take that back. I have a dead sister. No, don't do this. I do. I do. Who? Is this a joke? No, it's not a joke. What? What happened? My mum had an ectopic pregnancy in between me
Starting point is 00:03:58 and my brother. No way. And it was a girl. Well, they don't know if it was a girl, but... You're doing what Claudia did the other day. What did I do? No, but for real, though. What did I do? Brought up your beautiful
Starting point is 00:04:10 special needs sister. So? Sisters? When I was making inappropriate jokes. Yeah? You were making inappropriate names
Starting point is 00:04:17 and chose a random name out of thin air and it happened to be my sister's name. Yeah. Yeah! I'm sorry to hear about your sister.
Starting point is 00:04:24 I'm... I'm sorry for oh i'm just sorry what a random thought though hey like i feel like everyone has those thoughts where you're like oh i hope such and such can't see me right now oh is that what we're talking about yeah yeah right that's why that's why i was making fun of you for the uncle thing yeah no sorry what's it what's another thought that you have Where you're like is embarrassing While you're mid session No no just in general
Starting point is 00:04:52 Swiping away a call from your mum Get out of here mum I'll call you back That's so yuck Is there something from your past Do not disturb Hey mum I'm busy right now Is there anything that happened past? Do not disturb. Hey, Mum, I'm busy right now.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Is there anything that happened to you in your past that you feel like if it happened now you would actually die? Yes. Jeff? Yes. Yeah, what is it? I'm never, never, ever talking about any of them, ever. Oh, yeah, you don't want to talk about it, mate. What happened?
Starting point is 00:05:24 I have deep trauma. You're stagged? No. I want to know what happened. People walking in. Yeah. Has that happened? He doesn't want to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I said I want to talk about it. No, he doesn't want to talk about it. Bring it up, guys. Bring it up. Bring up the time. Oh no going to. No, he doesn't want to talk about it. Bring it up, guys. Bring it up. Bring up the time. No. No, it is relatable, though. It's so relatable.
Starting point is 00:05:50 It happens. It's like. Has it happened to you with your partner and your mum? Because you guys live at your mum's house. No, we don't do it at home. Yeah. They're contractually prevented. That's right.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Yeah, yeah. Plus, she's got the king single. No, it's like. Why are you winking? I can sleep now with him. That's been Yeah yeah Plus she's got the king single No Why are you winking? I can sleep now with him That's been such We're good man Stop winking
Starting point is 00:06:10 I can't Have you got Show of hands Show of hands If you've ever heard Your mum and dad Never Having the
Starting point is 00:06:18 Whoopie I never have And Neither And I grew up in a very small house Claudia has You know what's even worse? What?
Starting point is 00:06:26 It wasn't as an adult, me as an adult. And you know what makes it even double worse? No! Triple worse? Oh, what? It was on Christmas. Christmas miracle. I know what someone got for a present.
Starting point is 00:06:40 It's a white Christmas. No! Santa came early that year. I was! Here comes Santa Claus. I forgot What? Santa came early that year. I was! Here comes Santa Claus. I forgot all about that. Thanks, guys. Oh, yikes.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Ho, ho, ho. You're on the naughty list. Someone went down the chimney. Someone was down the South Pole. Well, someone emptied their sacks. Let's go home, guys. We know what gift wrapping they use. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:07:05 That's good. Yeah, yeah. No, wait. There's more of this. I bet their favourite drink that year was some eggnog. Oh, your mum had a self-sourcing pudding. Your dad got stuck into the trifle. Did you guys have two ducking or two fucking?
Starting point is 00:07:25 Bye, guys. Have a two fucking? Bye, guys. Have a nice weekend. Bye, guys.

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