ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th November 2024
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Hi guys and welcome to Brian Clint's After Party.
I'm just really into my numerology.
I feel like I could really
You're numerating over there
I could really get into that kind of job
You know like that Lucinda
From Married at First Sight
She came up on my TikTok the other day
I found her so calming
Moved to Byron
My wife for her birthday last year
Asked for her numerology to be done
She said can you get me an appointment with a numerologist?
I would only charge you.
It wasn't crazy expensive.
I'll charge you $29.99.
Three small payments of just $29.99.
I think this was closer to $200.
And I meant eight payments of $29.99.
I want to see a psychic.
Do you?
I'm trying to book into a psychic.
Oh, I looked into how much that psychic costs.
Oh, how much?
I can save up.
Which psychic?
Psychic.
Friend of a friend psychic.
Friend of a friend's psychic.
Oh, you guys gatekeeping your psychic?
No, you can have the name of her.
Or do you want me to go first and see if she's any good?
How much was it?
I don't want to go and see a psychic.
Your wife might.
Yeah, no. Yeah.
No. I need to know.
Don't encourage her. Why not?
Oh, she'll go and see a psychic. Let her go if she wants to. She'll go and see a psychic if she wants to.
What's that called? I need to know
how much it is and possibly if you go
first and give me a review. Yeah.
If you knew the psychic was genuine,
like if there was something about
it that meant that you knew it was genuine, could you put a price on it?
Nah, I don't think you could.
I don't think you could.
I think you could.
I'd put a price on it.
How much?
I want to pay most $120.
You'd only pay $120 for a bonafide real psychic.
I only have $120.
If it was a guarantee to tell you about you,
it takes all conjecture out of it.
Somehow this is the psychic that has been scientifically proven
to be a psychic.
She can communicate with lost loved ones.
She can give you information about your life.
To connect with people that have passed over,
there's no price that you can put on that.
Does this psychic take after pay?
Yeah.
500.
500.
I would be too scared to find out that my loved ones that have passed on can see me playing with myself.
Yeah, I always think about that.
I'm like, I don't want to know.
Don't look at me right now.
My grandfather's like, you have been ransacking yourself.
Who is the person that you picture?
Like when that thought pops into your head. Yeah. Who is the person that's passed, like when that thought pops into your head?
Who is the person that's passed
over for you that you think of? Didnan.
Me too!
My mum's mum. Because I loved her
and I don't want to let her down. Me too!
Don't want her to know how gross you are.
Sorry, Edna. I feel like my papa would
understand. He'd be like, get it boy.
Yuck.
Oh, got the family genes? He's Irish, I don't know why I turned him into a stand. He'd be like, get it, get it, boy. Yuck. He'd be like, oh, got the family jeans?
He's Irish. I don't know why I turned
him into a cowboy.
I think about my dead
uncle that I didn't meet.
Creepy. Random.
Oh, not to get in the mood.
Gross. I think about my
dead sister. He fell off a mountain.
You take that back.
I have a dead sister. No, don't do this.
I do.
I do. Who?
Is this a joke? No, it's not a joke.
What? What happened?
My mum had an ectopic
pregnancy in between me
and my brother. No way.
And it was a girl. Well, they don't
know if it was a girl, but...
You're doing what Claudia did the other day.
What did I do?
No, but for real, though.
What did I do?
Brought up your beautiful
special needs sister.
So?
Sisters?
When I was making
inappropriate jokes.
Yeah?
You were making
inappropriate names
and chose a random name
out of thin air
and it happened to be
my sister's name.
Yeah.
Yeah!
I'm sorry to hear
about your sister.
I'm... I'm sorry for oh i'm just sorry
what a random thought though hey like i feel like everyone has those thoughts where you're like oh i
hope such and such can't see me right now oh is that what we're talking about yeah yeah right
that's why that's why i was making fun of you for the uncle thing yeah no sorry what's it what's
another thought that you have
Where you're like is embarrassing
While you're mid session
No no just in general
Swiping away a call from your mum
Get out of here mum
I'll call you back
That's so yuck
Is there something from your past
Do not disturb
Hey mum I'm busy right now Is there anything that happened past? Do not disturb.
Hey, Mum, I'm busy right now.
Is there anything that happened to you in your past that you feel like if it happened now you would actually die?
Yes.
Jeff?
Yes.
Yeah, what is it?
I'm never, never, ever talking about any of them, ever.
Oh, yeah, you don't want to talk about it, mate.
What happened?
I have deep trauma.
You're stagged?
No.
I want to know what happened.
People walking in.
Yeah.
Has that happened?
He doesn't want to talk about it.
I said I want to talk about it.
No, he doesn't want to talk about it.
Bring it up, guys.
Bring it up. Bring up the time. Oh no going to. No, he doesn't want to talk about it. Bring it up, guys. Bring it up.
Bring up the time.
No.
No, it is relatable, though.
It's so relatable.
It happens.
It's like.
Has it happened to you with your partner and your mum?
Because you guys live at your mum's house.
No, we don't do it at home.
Yeah.
They're contractually prevented.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah.
Plus, she's got the king single.
No, it's like. Why are you winking? I can sleep now with him. That's been Yeah yeah Plus she's got the king single No
Why are you winking?
I can sleep now with him
That's been such
We're good man
Stop winking
I can't
Have you got
Show of hands
Show of hands
If you've ever heard
Your mum and dad
Never
Having the
Whoopie
I never have
And
Neither
And I grew up in a very small house
Claudia has
You know what's even worse?
What?
It wasn't as an adult, me as an adult.
And you know what makes it even double worse?
No!
Triple worse?
Oh, what?
It was on Christmas.
Christmas miracle.
I know what someone got for a present.
It's a white Christmas.
No!
Santa came early that year.
I was! Here comes Santa Claus. I forgot What? Santa came early that year. I was!
Here comes Santa Claus.
I forgot all about that.
Thanks, guys.
Oh, yikes.
Ho, ho, ho.
You're on the naughty list.
Someone went down the chimney.
Someone was down the South Pole.
Well, someone emptied their sacks.
Let's go home, guys.
We know what gift wrapping they use.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah.
No, wait.
There's more of this.
I bet their favourite drink that year was some eggnog.
Oh, your mum had a self-sourcing pudding.
Your dad got stuck into the trifle.
Did you guys have two ducking or two fucking?
Bye, guys. Have a two fucking? Bye, guys.
Have a nice weekend.
Bye, guys.