ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 29th October 2024
Episode Date: October 29, 2024We're fresh off the back of a long, long, loooong weekend. Feeling refreshed, chatting about mushrooms, and making Ella uncomfortable on her last day of being 23.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...y information.
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Hello everybody
Welcome to the Brantclin After Party
And everyone's in the same room
Everybody have a good long, long weekend
Oh shit, yeah
Yeah?
Yeah
I got a bark
Like actual bark for the garden
Oh
Oh nice
I thought it was like young person speak for getting drunk
I got barked
That could be a new term
I got barked
I got barked
Bark's expensive
Oh mate
Did you get the black or the brown?
I got the brown but then one black got in there.
Oh.
Black bark got in the brown.
I like the bark.
Hey, black bark matters.
I like the black bark better.
Black is better.
The black bark looks fancier.
Well, I like the brown bark.
It depends on the neighbourhood.
The black bark's also good.
I had bark, but then it filled my garden with mushrooms, so I threw it out.
I wouldn't do that.
You had wet bark.
It was just mushroomy.
Too much moisture coming out. It's disgusting. Were they magic? I love magic mushrooms. I wouldn't do that. You had wet bark. It was just mushroomy. Too much moisture coming out.
Disgusting.
Were they magic?
I love magic mushrooms.
They weren't.
I have not tried it
but it sounds fun.
So how can you love them?
I love the idea of them.
I love,
I love,
yeah,
anyway.
Are mushrooms vegan?
Yes.
What the,
what kind of question is that?
Honey's not.
Honey's made from an animal.
Yeah,
well you don't know,
so.
Mushrooms grow from animal feces.
No, they've got no pain receptors.
That's what I think.
I saw this Anna Kendrick, the actress,
is doing publicity for her movie that she directed
that's on Netflix at the moment.
I think it's called Woman of the Hour.
Is she doing the cup thing again?
No. and it's a Is she doing the cup thing again? No
It's a true story
about this serial killer
who killed, they reckon, like 130
women over
however long a period. Anyway
Okay, that's not funny. No, well you're the one that made jokes
before you knew. Anyway
she's amazing in it, you should watch it
it's actually really well done
but anyway, she was on I it. You should watch it. It's actually really well done. But anyway, she was on, I think, Jimmy Fallon?
No, one of those shows.
Yeah.
And she starts telling this outrageous story where she's like,
oh, I went to a party one time with Brittany Snow,
who's also from Pitch Perfect.
Yeah.
And she's like, you know, we turned up at this party
and when we got there, someone approached me and was like, hey, do you guys want to do some magic mushrooms?
And, you know, I'm cool.
I wanted to seem like I was cool.
So I did some magic mushrooms.
I was handed this piece of chocolate.
And so I ate this chocolate.
And the thing about putting magic mushrooms in chocolate is that it's not.
Instant.
No, it's not- Instant. No, it's not, how do I say, properly portioned.
Oh, you just break a bit of chocolate off.
Because they've made it into the chocolate,
so it's not perfectly portioned like you would in like a capsule
or something.
Yeah, not perfectly dosed.
Uh-oh.
And she said she was so fucking high and started freaking out
and this is the sign of a true friend she goes this is the real sign that i knew this bitch was
my ride or die she saw how fucked up i was how high i was so she took a bunch more oh my god
so that we could ride the wave together.
No, thank you.
Brittany Snow, what a good bitch.
I guess it's different if you're that famous
but I need a good friend to go,
shit, this guy needs to get out of here.
Yeah, take me home.
Yeah, we can do it together back at the hotel
but like, get me home.
My bed, safe zone.
There's nothing worse, though.
Imagine being at a party and you're like, oh, no.
No.
That's a bad time for anyone.
It's not good.
Publicity's changed, hasn't it?
Well, and then right at the end of the interview, so this is, I think it was on, maybe Stephen Colbert is what it was on.
Colbert?
Colbert. I don't think he does interviews
Colbert
Is it Colbert
Yes
I like how you tried
To correct me
And you were wrong
Backfire
Really backfire
Colbert
She's on Colbert
You're right
Sorry
Yeah
Anyway
Right at the end
After she's told
This outrageous story
He then goes
And is this Legalo oh no she goes
probably should have fucking checked that also i fucking love her is this in the movie she's
no no it's just a crack up story about when i did mushrooms yeah how did that come up so crack up
crack up brother okay um why'd you do that? That was weird.
Yeah.
Why do you have to do that?
Why are you doing that?
She's like, oh, no, there's about to be a silence.
I must fill it.
Why do I do that?
Don't go silent.
Imagine Ella and some other people we know who aren't comfortable with silences.
Imagine them on a podcast together.
Just be a bunch of people squawking along.
It's fine.
It'll say nothing.
Don't do that.
Stop.
Don't look at me.
It's my birthday tomorrow.
Anyone would think she was on Magic Mushrooms.
I know. I know. I don't like the eye contact. Anyone would think she was on Magic Mushrooms.
I know.
I know.
I don't like the eye contact.
I hate it.
You felt so uncomfortable just then, didn't you?
You poor thing.
It is Ella's birthday tomorrow.
She's 24.
Yeah.
24.
24.
That's wild.
Stop it.
Just be normal.
Yeah, just talk like in a normal voice.
You're 24 now.
You need to start, you know, acting 24.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
Just chill.
Don't call me ma'am.
I'm not your ma'am.
You're my sir.
All right.
I think she needs to go. I think she needs to.
We need to take her outside She gets overtired
She needs walkies
I've actually got a tummy bug
So I think it's made me
A bit delirious
No you're always like this
Good pod
The other pod's a good pod
Lots of good stuff in there
We try and figure out
The proper price
For a sausage sizzle
Yeah
I've got dog news
Yeah
We talk about
Timothy Shemalade
Showing up to a
Timothy Shemalade
Lookalike competition.
That is so funny. It's a great show. Guys, I've got a
big lesbian concert to go to.
Bree's going to Big Les Fest. Can we wrap this up?
That's a lot of stuff. You've got to pick which vest
you're going to wear. Yeah, I mean, I've got a few to pick
from. And if people are wondering
what I'm talking about, a Fletcher concert.
Legally, we can't stop you
from going to a Big Lesy concert. Once you say
that, it becomes a hate crime for us to not let you go.
Yes, you go on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got to go.
To be honest, I expect you guys to come,
but if you don't want to come, that's all good.
I don't want to be seen there.
No way.
Again.
You can just pretend to come, can't you?
It doesn't happen as often in those kind of relationships, actually.
Really?