ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 29th October 2025

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

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After party, duh. Evening, everybody. Well, it could be morning where you are. Who knows? Who knows? Have you guys heard of the ugly, ugly, ugly hot, hot, hot theory? That was my nickname in high school. My nickname was the Duff.

Ugly, ugly, ugly. No, ugly, ugly, ugly, hot, hot, hot, ugly, hot, ugly, hot. Every year of high school, they gave me another one. No, I have not heard that theory. It's the theory that, um, it's the theory that, um, an ugly, ugly. Yeah. No, wait, let me think.

I've got to get this right. So a hot, hot makes an ugly baby. Oh, the couple. Yes. Hot makes ugly baby, okay. Ugly hot makes a cute baby. Yeah. An ugly ugly ugly.

Ugly. Oh, now, I can't remember it now. Ugly is not making a hot. No, they're not going to make a good baby. I just know, I just know that. The baby will still be good. No, it would be ugly. Hot, hot makes ugly.

Hot, hot makes ugly. That makes sense to me. Because the perfect proportions on that person may not line up with the perfect proportions on the other person, you know? It's like the theory that people who are hot at high school won't be hot in their 30s because there's a moment where all of your features line up and you hit the golden triangle and you are perfect. And if you hit that too early, because you're constantly changing, you're going to drift out of it as you get older. So you're better to peak later in life. Have you peaked yet?

I think you are. You're good. You think I'm peaking now? Thanks, Ella. I like your mullet. I've got a good style going. I have to admit, I don't like the mullet. No, I love it. Everything else I'm on board with, but the mullet, it just looks unkept. Well, maybe get a haircut and trim it up. I don't hate it. I don't think it looks bad, but it just looks a bit untidy.

God, does this is what women feel like when men comment. on their bodies without... 24 sev, baby. 24 fucking Sevres. Welcome. Welcome. What sucks, though, is when you're like kind of the ugly friend

and so you just see men giving attention and only talking to your friend and you're like, I'm here too. Happened all the time in high school and new friend in uni. People only looking at my hot friend. Why do I track hot friends? Means you can sneak under the radar

and steal shit though. Would you rather be the... No one's paying a... attention to you. Like the stuff and a group of beautiful people or the best looking in a group of uglies. Best looking in a group of ugly. Best looking in the uglies for sure.

Yeah, because all the uglies will have way better personalities anyway. Me and my ugly friends will wreak havoc. Oh, that is my theory. That is my theory. No super attractive person. Oh, should I say this on me? Yeah, give it. No, I'll say it.

I back what I mean. You've said it before. Yeah, no super attractive. Like, and I'm talking like real attractive person. And it doesn't count if they went through an ugly duckling phase or, you know, as they were growing up and then turned hot. You know, if they've just been good looking their whole life, they've got a shit personality. I'll stand by it. They got no banter, no humour, because they've never had to try.

What if they were poor when they were growing up? That's fair. It might add a little something. It adds empathy and understanding. It adds grounding. It adds a sense of. Being in touch with the real world. It's still, like I've never, I'm yet to see it.

She's yet to see it. They're super funny, charismatic, got the banter. They're just on and they're just stunning. I don't get it though, because you're pretty and you're all those things too. I get a nice, Ella, good one. I get it. Do you get what I mean? What?

You're pretty and you're also all those other things, funny and blah, blah, blah. I'm like a solid six and a half. No, we're not doing this, Brie. With good hair and makeup, I'm an eight. Shut up. With good hair and makeup. I can get lost. I can get lost in your eyes, with or without makeup.

Oh, shut up. I can get lost in your smile and makeup doesn't change that. And Clint. I feel like the duff around you. Yeah. And Clint, we can get lost in your mo. Thanks, babe. And you're welcome.

We were, because the dog licked off his nose today. And we're talking about, I told you that Maggie can lick her nose. Yes. My daughter. So I was like, there's only two people in this house that can lick their nose and then we all went around

and tried to lick our nose and I could only get half out my moustache and my other daughter too he said to me did that feel disgusting I was like what do you mean she goes because it's all hairy

yuck and my wife was like try kissing it did you see that yeah that's so funny they're definitely your wife's daughters

that's for sure oh 100% did you guys see that new theory that if a man can lick their elbow, it means they've got a huge penis. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not falling for it. I've heard that. It literally was a new study that was recently done. Was that? Yeah. Wow. By who?

Like the same. Your foot is the same size as your forearm. Oh yeah. I feel like he doesn't believe you. Yeah. He must have a tiny wang. He just, he doesn't want to do it because then if he can't, we'll all know. No, secrets out. you all find out that I've got a massive one that would be equally embarrassing. Go on then try. Do you know what, keep it a mystery? Go on, try. Yeah, I'm kind of like

the mystery. I'm fine. It's not a mystery for me, I can tell. I was having a look. He's having a look to see it. Go on, go on. He wants to try so bad. Go on. There it is. It's right there. A little weenus. Go on. No, I'm not looking. He's tried. Are you stretching the weenus to your tongue?

Oh, don't stretch your weenis. A small penis and a small wieness. Are we surprised? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. What are you doing tomorrow? I might call it sick.

I don't have a lot on. No, seriously. Yeah, I got nothing on. No, you're not doing this. I got so much fucking on. Huh? What? You're not doing anything?

No. Oh, it's your fucking birthday. We know. What are you doing tomorrow? I'm going to wake up and... Ella said she turned it when she turns to. 25, which is tomorrow, that she's changing persona. She's going to be sexy and mysterious.

Does that mean you won't do things like messaging the group chat just because you were up at 7 a.m. this morning just to like prove that you were up at 7 a.m. Literally when you text through, I went, I reckon this is just to prove that she's up. And then you literally sent through that photo. 7.05. Yeah. Also, did you hear why she was up? that early? No, I didn't hear why. Because she slept on her friend's couch. Why? I was having a

sleepover. What? The friend you live with? No. Brooke, from the lake shop. You slept on her couch? Does Brooke not have a double bed? Yeah, I don't know why. We're both weird about it, so I just slept on the couch. Too much sexual tension. I can say that. Seems like this tension. You don't trust yourself. Even me and Ben shared a bed. Did you really? Yeah, but they top and tail because they didn't want to make it gay. Yeah, no homo. That feels more homo I reckon as well if you're that worried

that you have to sleep Top and tail It's not gay if you can't see their face Yeah Mal it's not gay if you stuck their toes in the middle of that Who had to sleep I bet you forced him to sleep on the foot end That's the worst

No I think I sit on the foot end Because it was his bed Remember because we were in the prison Sleeping in the prison And then you wanted to go home This story sounds out the fucking gay If you just like I have not known anything about this story.

That's right. We were sleeping in the prison and then, hey, you didn't want to stay there either. I was fine to stay there. I would have gone to sleep. Yeah, he would have. You're a weirdo though like that. Yeah, I know.

But it was very new. We didn't understand each other's needs back then. I reckon I could do it now, sleep in the prison. I don't know if you could. You ran out of the room screaming because there was a clown today. Yeah, I feel like I've gotten worse. Oh my God, Bree. You didn't see the clown in the studio today came in.

I was in the studio to avoid it coming in here. In the office. In the office, sorry. She was hiding under a death. He was not trying to do your attention. I didn't realize, but I don't like clowns. But the idea of it here, I was freaking out. It was penny-wise from it.

Yeah, it's not just a clown. It's the scariest clown. And then he saw me, came over, and I literally went into terror mode. I closed my eyes, and I fell like this in a horror movie. I went, like that. And then I was trying to crawl through the death. It was silly the clown. the other side and our friend

Megan was saying it actually was funny but then got sad because it was like not funny anymore it was horrifying I would have found it funny no I was the same watch the video oh yeah you were screaming weren't you I didn't like it no I thought I'd be fine I'd be like oh yeah it's a clown and then

when he got here he was so fucking big he was tall eh he was like six six it's on our Instagram story if you guys want to see it yeah he was a big fucking penny wise I actually had PTSD from that. I'm not even joking. It was more a PTSD. It was more a $2.

The P.E.S. For penny wise. You can't have PTSD while something's happening. No, I haven't now. She could have it now. I've lived it. Oh, you have it now. That was actually horrible. Oh, okay. I might go to therapy. You're going to have to do exposure therapy.

Who here? Who out of us for goes to therapy at the moment? Not me yet. I've just emailed. Not me. Claude? Not at the moment. Yeah. You? I'm going at the moment

Good work Although I cancelled my session today Because I was too busy Is your one good I need to find a better one Not a better one Just a different one Yeah I like mine

Okay Yeah So far so good So how to find one It's fucking expensive though Isn't it Yeah I just want to be fine

Oh bless me Alright guys Is it sad when you have to bless yourself Oh bless you I bless you Thank you I bless you all the time Should I should have been dolling out

The blessings Yeah hey Chriso Where's my blessing I'm not fucking Chriso. I'm learning about space at the moment. Turns out there's a thousand big bangs going on all the time. You still got love. I'm not, Chriso. I believe

in space. I'm so I'm actually quite triggered. Leave your birthday messages on our Facebook page and we'll see you guys tomorrow. To-da. Woo! Duh!

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