ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 2nd April 2026

Episode Date: April 2, 2026

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Hi everybody, welcome to the after party. In the latter parts of the other pod, you'll hear us joke about, because Bree's home for Easter, and I joked about that you're going to have to go to Easter Mass because your family is Catholic and we're kind of joked about it. But actually, I want to know, are you going to go to Easter Mass? And if you are, has your partner been to a Catholic Mass before, or will this be their first experience? Because I took my wife to her first Catholic Mass one time,

and she was blown away by the parts where everybody knew the responses. That was the thing that got her the most. Everybody knew the right of reply that everybody says back. The priest will say something and then everybody says something else. May the Lord be with you and also with you. Lift up your hearts. Lift them up to the Lord. It's right to give thanks and praise.

Claudia has the same look on her face that my wife did. I did not grow up in that world at all so I know nothing about it. I'm like, what is this? Oh my God, should we baptize Claudia? I've been baptized. Oh, my gosh. Should we do Claudia's first confirmation? Should she do her communion?

Her holy communion. What does that mean? She has to be confirmed, and then you can take and your first holy communion. I'll sponsor you. What do I have to do? You get a confirmation name and a candle. And then we go to a mass and Claudia gets to eat the body of Christ and drink his blood. The whole body?

Yeah. Yeah. You can nibble on Christ. I think it might be blasphemous, but I'm not sure. That is blasphemous. See now. Yeah. It's so we're growing up in that sort of environment.

Those things I like go, because I just know. And I'm like, no, I'm not too bothered anymore. But it's just. Yeah, because if anyone grew up in that kind of world, you were the most, Ella. It goes Ella, me, Clint, Claudia. I'm way down the list. Why am I third? Yeah, aren't you two?

Because you went to a Catholic school. I actually, like, grew up Catholic. Fuck, everything with you is a competition, no. Well, this one is, and I win. Actually, I do. Actually, Ella does. She hasn't left yet. Oh, you're true. I'll take silver.

I'll take silver. I'm not even going to my point. Anyway, anyway, back to my question. Is your partner going to Catholic Mass with you, and has she been before? Literally, dad was talking about, which, because I mean, there's like a billion maths, um, maths, billion masses

that go on this week. There's like Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, Saturday night, Sunday morning. There's a million of them. Yes. And my dad literally the other night

was saying, oh, I don't know which maths I'm going to go to. Because none of us really go anymore. Yeah. And I was going to make a token appearance, so you only have to do one. Yeah.

I think he feels bad because it's very rare that all of us kids are home at once. It's like going to the gym too. He'll be concerned that he's going to show up and the people that go regularly are going to be like, oh, judge him. Good to see you here. Yeah.

Yeah, where have you been? Where were you when we were washing everyone's feet on Wednesday night? What the fuck did you give up for Lent? Yeah. My dad does not eat meat on Good Friday. Is that a thing in your religion, Ella? No. So, there are so many traditions and rules in the Christian one, but yeah, in the Catholic one.

And also to you. We give up our meat. Give us to say something about bread. What is it that you tradition? You don't eat fish during Lent? Is that what it is? No, you eat fish. Oh, you eat fish.

Not meat. Yeah, you don't eat red meat. Oh. Wow. Traditionally, I'm pretty sure. Anyway. Because I'm never allowed to eat salami on a good Friday. Are you going to take your partner to a Catholic Mass?

And has she been before? She came to my nephew's christening, which was a few years ago. But I don't believe she's been to an Easter Mass. No. And no, I don't believe we're going. Not the most fun thing in the world to do together. Nah, it's not.

It's not. Because it depends on the church, too, whether you'd be comfortable doing that. Yeah, and I feel like we wouldn't be. Yeah, and that's totally fair enough. So probably not. I didn't think about that part when I asked you the questions six times, so. I was trying to dance around it.

I realized on the sixth time I was like, oh, I shouldn't have better. If we're going to be judged anywhere, it's if we would go to a Catholic Mass. Hell yeah. People would be like, oh, there's the gay ones. Okay. I wonder if they'll burst into flames. as they are into the doors. So they've come crawling back,

I think. Okay, I'll change the topic then. Joseana, we received a package today. What a fart? From another, yes, Breeze. It's my chair. Stop tooting.

It's my chair. We received a delivery on behalf of another maligned community and that is the celiacs. And we got this card from what I assume, Claudia, is a celiac friendly bakery. Yeah, gluten-free bakery.

They are called Lange's Little Bakery at L-A-N-G-S-L-A-L-L-Bacary. And they wrote, because we put out that video, Bree, where we were talking about celiacs versus people who just feel like they're a bit gluten intolerance. Uh-huh. And they said, hey, Brian Clint, we saw your video talking about us, celiacs, and we loved the shout-out.

Thank you for the visibility. No one seems to understand. And every voice helps. Here are some of our gluten-free cookies. Justice for the gluten-free community. No, the celiac community. Sorry, the celiac, I mean, same thing. No.

That's the point. No, Bree, we did such good work. No, but this is the point I'm making. What are you eating? An apple, sorry. The point I'm making is gluten free, if you have to be gluten free, you are celiac. And the people who say they're gluten free are not celiac.

You know what I'm saying? No I'm saying. No I'm saying. I'm shit. I've just looked up their website. Can you guys save me some? Because they look freaking amazing. Yeah, we can save you some. Holy shit.

Look at the red velvet cookie. Ellen and Claudia have eaten theirs already. Do you have a review for us? Delicious. We have the Nutella-filled one. Shit, they look good. Is Nutella gluten-free? Apparently.

It must be. Apparently Corona is gluten-free. That doesn't matter. Isn't that crazy? I learned that when I, one of the cameramen on Celebrity Churcher Island who I've done quite a few seasons with is gluten-free. And he would only drink coronas. And he said to me, he's like, it's the only beer I can drink. And I was like, that's crazy.

That's the only gluten-free beer. I found that out at our last man of the year competition because we had a sculling challenge in there. And one of the guys is now gluten-free. And he was like, can I do a higher kitsu? And we were like, no, pussy. You're doing a beer and he's like, but I can't. I'll shit myself. And we're like, you're doing a beer?

And then he goes, okay, I'll go and get some corona. And that's when I learned that you can have corona. Buzzie. Yeah, that's crazy, eh? Can I be excused to call my husband? Someone's picking up something from my house. Can I be excused to start my long, long weekend? Can I just be excused for no reason?

She's doing the call anyway. Can I be excuse? I'm going to go touch myself. Brianna! Little's Broccoli That's next link Play ZM's Brian Clint

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