ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd August 2023

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

We've Barbie-fied ourselves! Very mixed results but honestly, they're pretty accurate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Maybe in the morning. Okay, here we go. After After Party. The After Party. After After Party. We ain't ever gonna stop. That's where we are.

We're at the After Party. Welcome to it. Welcome. Welcome, bitches. We have no drinks left. And... Oh, shit After Party. We are low on chips.

There's no dip. Oh. Just dry chips. Oh. I'm party. We are low on chips. There's no dip. Oh. Just dry chips. Oh. I'm going to raw dog the chips. Yeah, you got to raw dog the chips. I want to raw dog the chips. And.

What's the best dip? Kiwi onion. Kiwi onion? Yeah. Kiwi onion dip. Kiwi onion dip. God, why did that sound so weird to me then? Yeah, I don't know.

That's where you get the- Reduced cream. Cream and the onion soup mix. Yeah. And you put them together. Put it in the fridge with a little squeeze of lemon. I love that three-layer dip. Does anyone know the one I'm talking about?

Oh, yeah. Is it margarita dip? I know the one you're talking about. It's got pesto in it. Yeah, it's got pesto and then like a capsicum layer and then like a creamy layer. Dips have come a long way. Haven't they? In the last 10 years, dips have come a long way. Haven't they?

In the past, all you had was a creamy dip or a hummus dip and that was it. And now you've got bloody sweet potato hummus. You've got beetroot hummus. Great time to, probably the best time in history to be vegan. Yeah, good time to be vegan. Can you imagine trying to be a vegan in the 2000s? Horrible time to be vegan

There you would have no options Things are looking up for vegans Yeah best time It's only going to get better from here It's going to get better and better and better Did you see that woman who died of malnutrition From trying to live off I did see that

Horrible story yeah vegan activists tried to live off she she went extreme tried to live off fruit whoa and just fruit just fruit what why no vegetables um to be honest i haven't read it i've only read the headline and heard the update in the in the radio news but she news. And she did go to hospital before she died. And she was like, okay, I'm fucked. But yeah, she died of malnutrition. You know what? I saw Lewis Hamilton was posting about his dog.

And he says he's a vegan bulldog. No, don't agree. Lewis Hamilton's dog is a vegan bulldog. Apparently his dog is vegan. No, that's so cruel. What the? Dogs aren't herbivores, are they? No.

They're not herbivores. What are they naturally? Carnivores. They're wolves. Carnivore. They're naturally carnivores. Yeah, they derive from wolves. Yeah, they're hunters.

Yeah, you're right. They do hunt. Yeah, we know. Where am I at? Oh, my God. Sorry. Okay, I feel a. They do hunt. Yeah, we know. Where am I at? Oh, my God. Sorry. Okay. I feel a little bit off today.

I'm good. Have you ever seen a dog eat grass? My dog eats grass and then throws up immediately. My dog eats grass. Bad example. My cat eats grass. I reckon my dog eats grass sometimes when they want water. And because there's water on the grass, they'll eat it to get like some sort of like,

what's the word? Water? Liquid? Liquid into there. Hydration? Yeah, liquid hydration. Jesus. Man, this is, this is, this is. Oh, God.

What are we doing with the Barbie thing? Yeah, let's do this Barbie thing. Brie, what was the site again? AI. Um. Barbie. It's like Barbie, but the first A is AI. Hold on.

B-A-R-B-I-E dot me. Is that it? Yeah, and you put your photo. It turns you into a Barbie, but not like those TikTok ones, which it looks like a cartoon. It actually looks like a real-life physical Barbie. Do you want to see some? Yes.

We did ours. Are we going to put these up on the podcast group after so people can? Oh, yeah, we can. I was going to put them up On the podcast group after So people can Oh yeah we can Put them on the Brie and Clint Instagram Yeah do that Oh that Yeah put them on the Instagram

I'll show you mine And Ella's first Because ours didn't work As well as yours So this is the photo I used of Ella Just a nice little Cheery face

What does she look like As a Barbie This is her as a Barbie Whoa that's freaky Whoa that is freaky If it had If it had brown hair It would be way dull

I told it to get red hair, but she went blonde. Weird later on. I look pretty. Strawberry blonde. But scary. Okay, I'm so worried about what I'm going to look like as a Barbie. Yes, I am. This, oh, where is it?

This is the photo that we used. Cute. Of Claudia. This is Claudia. You guys can't see this, but by the time this is out, Ella will have put it on our Instagram account. And you can go to the Instagram and have a look. Yeah.

Claudia, that's it. Claudia had her 30th birthday. Yeah, and this is my, Ella will have put it on our Instagram account. And you can go to the Instagram and have a look. Claudia, that's it. Claudia had her 30th birthday. Yeah, and this is my Barbie. What? Hot Claudia. Your Barbie's got great eyebrows. Oh, my Barbie does have great eyebrows. Shit.

You're pouting as well. Power suit Barbie. Okay, so this is Bree. This is a photo we used of Bree sitting with her dogs. Smiley, beautiful. Bree's ears are so good. She's just grabbing the face. She's sitting with her dogs. Smiley, beautiful. Surely all it's doing is scraping the face. Surely it's just grabbing the face. It's going to turn me into Ken.

This is Brie Barbie. That is scary. No, that is a powerful woman. You know who I look like? I kind of look like that new character on the Sex and the City reboot. I don't know. Shay? No, no, not... No! Sorry.

Fuck you. Don't look like Shay. The other one. I'm not watching. The one that they've put in to replace Samantha. Oh, the rich friend. The rich real estate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Indian one.

So Sabrina Williams isn't on there anymore. You know, I get told quite often that I resemble Real estate. Yeah. Real estate friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Indian one. Yes. So Sabrina Williams isn't on there anymore. You know, I get told quite often that I resemble famous Indian actors. Really? Yeah. One of the guys that works here at NZ Me, oh, I wish I could remember her name. He came up to me at this event. He works at One Roof.

And he came up to me. He's like, you look like this famous Indian actor. And then showed me a picture of her. And did you? Most beautiful fucking woman. Take it. And I was like, I'll take that. So stunning.

And I was like, whoa, she's amazing. I was like, if you think I look anything like that, then damn. Very full head of hair, your Barbie hair. I wish I had hair like that. Yeah, she's luscious. That's what I'd look like. Yeah, look at my big boobs. Alright, get it over with. Make me into a Barbie. This is the photo we used of Clint.

Oh, it's not even a good photo of me. It is a good photo. You posted that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you posted it. It looks hired. Okay, yeah. And then this is Clint Ken. We're good, fam. We're good. Look at that jawline

Yeah The eyes are so UA The nose is the most Clint for me That's my hair It is your hair That's my hair Have I got Ken hair Not in that photo it's not

But that's my hair when I do my hair Have I styled myself on? I think that's your hair if your hair had a bit more volume. It's like a bit of a, you know, it's kind of got a quiff at the top. I can quiff it. Do your hair like that tomorrow. I can easily do it like that. Make it so it's more volume. I just need to use Lucy's Dyson Airwrap.

Can you? Yeah. Do it. I can't do the rest of it. What if you kin yourself tomorrow? You're kin enough Fucking oath Alright post them How do we get that ugly watermark off them? Well we can pay for it You have to pay $2 per photo

Oh no don't have it I kind of like the watermark Can we put a different photo of me And I feel like I can get hotter Honestly that's my favourite But I haven't seen the one that you made of me Do you have to tell it to make you into a Barbie or a kin? This was the first one they did of me.

Oh, that's nothing like you. That's nothing like you. That looks like Gwyneth Paltrow. Do you tell it that you want it to be a Barbie or a kin? Yeah. And you can choose your hair colour and your skin colour and everything. Do you think mine and Claudia's look similar? No.

The Claudia one, show me the Brie one. Yeah. No, not at all. No, not really. Sorry. No. I kind of look like Meghan Markle. Like my Barbie kind of looks like could be Meghan Markle.

This is the original Ella one which looks nothing like her. Oh, no, that looks like a Terminator. That's a weird Barbie. Then this one. Woo! Did you do any others? Did you do any others of Clint and I or just one? Just one.

Yours were accurate. We were at it the first time around. All right, we'll go and see our Barbies. Tell us who you think nailed the Barbie me challenge the best. And if you want to Barbie yourself, you can go to B-A-I-R-B-I-E dot me. Barbie. Barbie. B-A-I Barbie.

B-by Barbie. This Ken is drunk. This Ken wants to go home. After after party. After after party. After after party. We ain't ever gonna stop. Play.

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