ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd December 2024

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Clint's done a deep dive on a celebrity with some of the weirdest baby names ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-T-O You can take me hard to go. Hi guys, we were talking about Nick Cannon before in the latest and I've now gone down a Nick Cannon wormhole, rabbit hole.

Yeah, are you in love? Hole. Do you want to have his baby? I'm in a Nick hole. Are you in Nick's hole? Yeah, I'm in a Nick hole. Oh, get out of there. I'm in a Nick hole Scherzinger.

He's got 12 kids, which we established, with six women. Who's he got the most with? He's got twins with Mariah Carey. Yeah. That's not the most shocking bit I've found, though. I think more shocking than the 12 kids might be the names of the kids. Have you ever looked into this? I don't think I want to.

Okay. No, but tell me. Oh, okay, sweet. Because I was like, oh, because I have, and that's all I've got for the podcast today. Like, oh, I don't think I want to know because I know where this is going. His kids with Mariah Carey might have the most normal names. Their names are Moroccan and Munro.

They're the most normal? Yeah. Moroccan Cannon and Munro Cannon. Okay. Well, they could be Careys, actually. Moroccan Carey Cannon. I don't know. Then he's got two kids with a supermodel called Brittany Bell.

They have Golden Saigon. Golden Saigon. These are children's names. Golden Saigon and Powerful Queen. So, wait, the first. Imagine being called Powerful Queen. The first name is Powerful. What's your nickname?

Pal? Power? I think the full name is Powerful Queen. And then the last name, Belle. Wait, her first name is Powerful Queen? These are all first names, yes. Oh, wow. Okay.

Then he has twins with a model slash DJ, Abby De La Rosa. They have Zion Mixal... Zion's all right. No, no, sorry. Okay. Zion Mixaladian. and Zillion Air. What the? Zillion Air. I like it better than Zylon.

Zillion as in million, billion, trillion, zillion. These names are more made up than your dad's name. Then he has another baby. My dad's name is definitely in there. Yeah, my dad, Aspen. Yeah, Aspen. Aspen. Sorry.

Aspen. He's got another baby with Abby called, because those were twins. Yeah. He's got a lot of twins. He's got another baby with Abby called Beautiful Zeppelin. Oh, my God. Beautiful Zeppelin.

He has a baby with- Beautiful is not a name. I'm sorry, but it's not a name. But what about when you put it with Zeppelin? It's a verb. What about when you put it with Zeppelin? Beautiful Zeppelin. Zeppelin?

Fine with that. They're the kind of people that would be like, you cannot give them a nickname. No. This is the name that I've given them. It's a full name. You use their full name or no name at all. Do not misname my child.

We're almost there, guys. He's got a baby with Bree from Selling Sunset. Yes. Their baby's name is Legendary Love. Oh, my God. Far out. It sounds like it's a part of a cult. Yeah.

Sounds like it's a part of the Gloria Vale cult. Is that the full name? Legendary Love? Legendary Love. That's the first name. So every baby since Beautiful Zeppelin, by the way, was born in 2022. Okay? So Beautiful Zeppelin, 2022.

Legendary Love, 2022. New baby with a new model Called Lanisha Cole That baby's name is Onyx Ice Onyx That one's kind of cool I like that one More than the others

Like a Pokemon And then this baby Also born in 2022 Oh two Another set of twins Zen and Halo Marie How many babies Did he have in 2022?

One Two Three Four Five Wow He he have in 2022? One, two, three, four, five. Wow. He was busy in 2022. Between 2020 and 2022, he had 10 of his 12 children. Wow.

What happened? Yeah. Was he cheating? That's a good question. They talk about that on Selling Sunset Because they talk about it being open Oh okay Or it's like you want a Nick baby

You can have a Nick baby But you don't get Nick You get a Nick baby You don't get Nick with the baby Yeah maybe there's something Like an incentive Yeah I don't know Anyway

I think bad child names are child abuse I just couldn't imagine. Like imagine juggling 12 kids. Like and giving your time and attention to 12 kids. But do you think he does? Unless they're all at the same place, you kind of can't. He wouldn't be able to. He wouldn't be able to.

Like you just wouldn't be able. Yeah, if they were all in the same house and you live there, still even then I don't think you can. Even if you decided to give each of your families a weekend, like your attention for a full weekend, which is what kids need. They need time. They need time with you. That's how kids measure love.

All right, see you in six weeks. Exactly. Exactly. See you in a month and a half. What's the weirdest name of someone that you went to high school with Or knew growing up What's the weirdest name I had Harley and Davidson

Twin boys at my school Kid in my grade Who was real hot His first name was Fergal Last name Berry Fergal Berry Sounds like dangle berries I always said to him

If we have kids I'm going to name them Blue, Rasb and Straw. You'd be Breeberry. Breeberry. Cute. Burberry. Burberry. Fergberry.

Did he go by Ferg? I don't think so. Fergal. Fergal. Not even Fergus. He was good looking too. I wonder if he's on Facebook. Fergal.

Good looking enough to put up with the name? Yep. Really? Yeah. He pulled it off. Damn. Here he is. I found him. This is a funny intersecting graph.

How hot are you? What's the worst name you could pull off with your level of hotness? And who would you be okay to introduce with that name? They have to be hot, right? Yeah. No offense to the Fergles out there. That's a great name. Yeah, no offense to the mud Fergles.

I knew someone called Ocean From here Really From here Can you see that that looks like a photo of 12 of the same person Yeah a little bit Yeah A little bit Like bad AI

Yeah he's surfy hot Yeah I think he I think his family was like from Ireland or Scotland No he was a Scot He was a Yeah

A blonde Scott. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Was that real blonde or was that surfy blonde? I think it was real. Yeah. I gave myself surfy blonde

with that sun in stuff when I was in my teens. Spray stuff? No, the mousse. Oh. Put the mousse in my face. My hair went like piss yellow.

And dry, right? Yeah. That's not great. Gross. I went to high school with Peaches. dry, right? Yeah. That's not great. Gross. I went to high school with Peaches. Peaches Geldof. Peaches. Not mine, Geldof.

Was her sister cream? That was what Pixie was going to be called in the office. Peaches. I could see Pixie being called Peaches. I like the name Peaches. I don't think it's that weird. I don't mind Peaches. Well, when I first got introduced to her, she was standing behind the person that was

introducing her. So when she said, this is my friend peaches she gestured to like nothing so i literally had a moment of okay she's introducing me to her imaginary friend this person yeah and i was like okay you gotta be really supportive and be like oh hi peaches and then she appeared and i was like oh thank god do we have to be supportive of that yeah just felt like the right move at the time. Okay, yeah, fair enough. Yeah. High school's hard enough, you know. Yeah, high school is hard enough.

Oh, this was at high school. Yeah. I thought it was in the workplace. No, no. We can bully workplace people. Yeah, yeah. That's fine. What about you, Ella?

Ocean. Oh, yeah. Ocean. I didn't really know him, but his name was Ocean. Oh, he was a boy. Yeah. I pictured a girl. Oh, my gosh, no.

I was in a class with Creation. No, that's better. Yeah, class with creation No that's better Creation Did you go to a particularly religious school No Northcote College Creation is the opposite of religion isn't it Creation Evolution or creationism I never thought of that

Evolution wasn't at her high school Her name Down the road He was at her high school. Yeah. Her name. That's right. That's right, Claudia. Down the road. He was at a different school. He was expelled. Him and science. Evolution. Oh, funny. That was good.

That's good. That's good, man. Don't make me laugh. Get out of here, science. Don't make me laugh. Don't get me started on new physics. Oh, no. I hate science of here, science. Don't make me laugh. Don't get me started on you, physics. Oh, no, I hate science. I love science. Now take your mate chemistry and fuck off down the street.

No, we need a bit of chem. If you had to be named after a school subject, which one are you going to be? Drama. Yeah? Hey, drama one, drama two. You're not really dramatic, though. Me?

I know you enjoy drama. Oh, no, I'm so dramatic. But just think of the word, not what it is. Yeah, it's not which one you like the most. No, no, I know that's what I'm saying. Right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, in my real life, I'm very dramatic.

Okay, is this not your real life? No. This is my work professional life. Oh, okay. This is you being professional. What would you pick, Claude? Biology. Of course.

Bio. I'd probably just pick PE because that could be a name. Sex ed. Phys ed. Sex education. Or I'd pick geology. Geo. No, geography.

Which one? Geography. Geography. Geology is the rocks. Geology is the rocks. Geography is the maps. Which one do you colour in in geography? I did geography. Topography.

Lobotomy. Lunch. Time to go? You've got to have your shrimp for sick to me. Time to go. Hot to go. See ya. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. Hot to go. See ya.