ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 2nd December 2025

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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Everybody in the club is When's our show breakup lunch again? Is it next Wednesday? Yes. It's supposed to be, but... Oh no, what? Can I say I'm so disappointed with our breakup lunch? Me too.

Why? On a random Wednesday, two weeks before we finish the show? I said you can do your lunch. And I'm not here. We might have to. Here's all the issues. That's fine. off a week early, which is fine.

Yep. And then we've got this chaotic calendar. I'm going to Sydney, and then I'm going to Wellington, and Bree's going to Australia, and so it's no one's fault. It's just I'm not excited about a random Wednesday. This doesn't feel as good as like.

And then going to work. We used to do this lunch on the actual last day of the show. Yeah. That felt good. We used to do it after the show. Oh, that was even better. I'm sorry. You do you guys.

Well, I was. going to suggest that maybe we should do it on the first day back in the new year. Curious. But Monday's a shit. Monday's a shit. That's shit. If you want to push it that far, first Friday back could be a blowout.

That's not a horrible idea. I don't hate that and I do have that date available. I don't hate that idea at all. I'm potentially DJing a yacht party the night before. I could. I would go to yacht. Do you need people in seats? We'll do it.

I'll be a body Anyway I'm open to moving it I will say I don't need it moved for gift gathering reasons because unlike other years Damn it I'm going to have to wait that long

I'm sorted Wow I haven't got anything yet I'm sorted too No no no no no I've got no other gift I just have my gift for show Secret Santa Why? Wow

Why are you so organised with that Because I had an idea And it came to me and I went and got it I think it's quite good I'm so excited to give my gift to my person Me too once I figure out what it is Have you got yours? Yes I've already ordered it

Oh I thought I was first We all know who each other's got No Matt I'm so excited Guys can I move the subject along I have a shout out to make Who? Be nice, it's a listener It's not your own personal shout out

Bloody podcast is it No Ella shout out corner Someone messaged us Her name's Scarlett saying can I get a shout out for my son in the next podcast? He loves us and likes Brie's

pranks and jokes. Oh well he's all right then. And Mama die. And he's always showing Scala a new video every time he sees one of your jokes, Bree. He's one of your biggest fan. What's his name? Harry! Harry! Hello Harry! I'm sorry I was so rude, huh? Yeah, you rude. I was joking

rude though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love you Harry. Thank you for the vibes. Thanks for the support. has a we appreciate you much and harry if you could please please tell us what day we should have our christmas party yes please harry i feel like you know the answer how about we let harry decide yeah let's actually let harry decide harry if you're listening to this should we do it next wednesday before we all go in holidays and way before we finish it's like two weeks before we finish or the first friday when we come back from holidays because we'll all be sad

But imagine being like, yeah, let's get on that for a Friday. Yeah, if you could help us with that, Harry, that would be much appreciated. Thanks, Harry. Should we use Harry as like our new eight ball? And we like shake Harry, and then, like, he comes up with the answer. We shake him. Yeah. Just, like, pick him up and shake him.

Harry, can you send us a voice note of you going... Who was that person that we had the idea of using as the show's, like, voice of? reason. She was the... Not guiding light, what was she? She was moral compass. Moral compass. Who was it? It was some random person and we were going to get her to... My name was Abby. We've got a number.

We've got a number if you want me to call them. Yeah, can we call it? Let's randomly call her and ask it. We had a sting and everything. Do you want me to call her now? Wait, wait, let's just see if we can find the sting. Okay. And then she will decide. She can decide when our Christmas party's going to be. Shit. She'll be like...

My God, what happened to it? We had it and it's gone. Maybe we didn't use it and so it disappeared. Ben probably put a bloody timer on it. No, Claudia made it. She'll find it. Claudia's a whiz. Her admin folder is 13.

Give me 20 seconds, I've got it. Anyone who takes Claudia's role after Claude is going to love the admin she's left behind. Why, where's Claudia going? Have you not told them? Oh, I haven't mentioned it yet. Sorry, I've had a so good. Up your butt. You've been hanging out with Elle or too long.

I know, honestly. And your jokes are slipping. You used to be real witty. Like, you used to be so witty and, like, smart. And now they're just like. And pretty and gay. In the gutter. Hold on.

It's loading. It's loading. Hold tight. Hold tight. Hold tight. Have you got it? Have you actually got it? It's on your wall, Clint, in the after pile.

There we go. I get orange. It's my orange. Wait for it. Now we're just waiting on Clint. Clint, you slow. I'm on the afterparty page that you said. Bree and Clint's moral compass.

Oh, that's nice. Hello. Okay, give her a call. Abby. You got your phone up. She's going to be so confused. Abby. Do we have a moral thing that we need to ask?

Yeah. Yeah. Where have you been? Hi Abby, Abby. Brian Clint from ZM. Hi, how are you going? Good, mate. It's been a while.

How are you? Good. How are you guys? Yeah, good. We need your help because you are the moral compass of this show. Oh, hell. This sounds like big shoes to feel. Do you remember agreeing to be our moral compass months ago?

Yes, I did. And we've not had a reason to call on you until now. Okay, well, I'm up for the challenge. It's less of a question of morality. more a question of not even convenience it's just vibes really yeah it is vibes

if you were to stick something up your boom oh no I'm just kidding I'm joking I'm joking would you rather have a spotter but it means someone knows

what you've done or would you go no spotter and risk it so nobody knew what would you say to that Abby oh no spotter risk it absolutely every time you got a risk it for the biscuit

good answer Because that's one less person that can laugh at you When something bad goes wrong Yeah, exactly Would you put a biscuit up there? No Okay, that wasn't the question That wasn't the question

That was a test That was a test for you passed A question is Every year as a show Bree and I and our two producers Ella and Claudia We have like a show lunch It's a boozy lunch

And it's our breakup for the year It's mind and breeze shout We go somewhere fancy In the past we've always done it on the last show of the year. We've done it on the day of the last show. Good vibes, Abby. So if we went before the show, we'd get a bit boozy and then come in and do the show. Or if we went after the show, we could get a bit boozy and then not have to see each other for a month. And just be a good time, you know, blow off the steam. Everyone's

in good mood. And the embarrassment can wane. Exactly, Abby. This year, due to scheduling conflicts, we can't go on the last day of the year. This is so fun. So our options are, do we go on a Wednesday which is a week and a half before our last show or do we go on the first Friday that we get back in the new year

five days into the new year oh no you've got to do the Wednesday oh okay you can't wait till the new year's begun well I mean unless you want to talk oh oh no where's the compass Oh no we're still here

Oh this year You can't do the New Year's Because too much time has passed Yeah we're doing Christmas presents So we'd be getting No no no no no no because then And also then If someone gets you a shit present

You're going to go into the new year With that on your conscience So you've got to hold the gates in for the 12 months Until the following Christmas So it's when So you can't wait till the new year So it's Wednesday It's got to be the Wednesday

God What are you up to on the on the Wednesday. Abby, you want to come? I would love to come, but I do work on Wednesday. So do we. Well, you do, you do. Just say it's your lunch break.

You could just have one for me, you know? Yeah. Whereabouts of the country are you, by the way? I'm in Cambridge in the Wackett. Oh, that'd be a bit difficult. Yeah, you guys could come here. I mean, you're welcome in my house. Love Cambridge.

Meet you at the Five Stags. Don't hate that idea. At the Five Stags, no, you need to go to Alpino. Oh, okay, good to know. Alpino. There's also an alpino in Taronga, Mount, if you're over that way, but it's Italian and then they make the best drinks. Yeah, okay.

Sounds bloody good. Do you work for alpino, Abby? No, I work for the DHB, so we don't get nice drinks at my work. Oh, boo! Hey, you went for the DHB and you still gave that advice about sticking something up your bum? Interesting. I mean, a Biscar is nothing in comparison to something. That's true.

shouldn't say child's play. And biscuits get moisture, you know, so they go soft. So, you know, it's actually probably not a bad one. It's actually probably safer than most things, Abby. 100%. Man. All right, Abby, with the moist bottom. You've been very helpful.

Thank you, Abby. You've made our decision. Anytime, guys. We don't know when. We don't know when we will call on you again, but we will. So just be ready, okay? My wisdom is always ready. Thank you.

Just don't leave the phone, okay? Okay, just have the phone on you 24-7 just in case. You're like our human eight ball. Yeah, yeah. We're going to shake you up and down. I don't know if this is a good idea, guys, because I'm making questionable choices and life. We don't need to know that, Abby.

No, you're right. I'm mature. I'm mature now. The moral compass, everybody. Thanks, Abby. See you later. See, Abby. Bye.

Bye. God, she's good. Isn't it nice to have a moral compass just on speed? I'll like that. Everybody needs one of those. Hey guys, is now a good time to say we can't do Wednesday? Oh, fuck off.

Are you joking? Clint's busy. Easy. Oh, I've got to go to that movie thing. We can do a Tuesday. I put my foot down on Tuesday. Hold on. I'll see you in the new year then.

Okay. Wait, when are we going? I think we might be going without Ella. I think we're going to have to. Wow, have fun. We can do presents early. and then lunch after. Yeah, can we do prisons early?

Take this chat offline, guys. Take this off line. Imagine how punishing it is for us and now we're doing this to everyone listening. This might be the worst podcast we've ever done. No, I think it's up this. Absolutely not. If we didn't have Abby, this would be a shit show this podcast.

Bye, guys. So not Monday? Monday it might have to be. Yeah. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.