ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd February 2024

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. You didn't want the new one? Is there a new one? Is there a new one? It's called New and it's bright pink. Ooh. And after party.

Oh yeah, I see what you've done there. Yeah. Wait, what? I didn't get it. This is a party. Oh, yeah, I see what you've done there. Yeah. Wait, what? I didn't get it. This is a party. And party. And bullshit. And party.

It's just a little. It's just a party. Hi, everybody. Welcome to What You Need Me To Do. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Brian and Clint Podcast. Yeah. We're today.

I know it's a Friday, but we're not doing an international birthday banger because I chose not to. I decided. Yeah, Clint didn chose not to. I decided. Clint didn't want to. I decided that for the third week this year, we're still going to give it a rest. Why are you winking like that? Because that was my decision.

We do need some more. We're actually reaching near the end. Fuck off, we are. Yeah. We've been trying to do that list for like six years. I know. We're at the end of them. We're getting, I think I only have a few left

unless during the transition between your 6,000 producers, we've missed some. Oh, that's possible too. So if you haven't heard yours, do it again. We also need some fresh meat. What? Pardon you. Ella's a vegan.

If you're new to the Brianne Clint podcast and you're not in our secret Facebook group, which I feel like that Facebook page could do with a rebrand, by the group yeah i feel like i feel like that facebook page could do with a rebrand by the way for that i could do with a new name okay it could do with a new cover image yeah i agree and it could do with a little bit of tlc from us like a little bit of contribution like we should put some hot goss in there yeah i think so um so post some right now yeah we can put some hot goss secret and you guys have any secrets um i'll see if i i'll post a photo in there that probably shouldn't be in there.

Just scroll, scroll, scroll, and then tap a photo and post it. Everybody send your most recent photo in your camera roll to producer Ella, and she will do a post of all four of our photos. How about that? Are we going to think of a new name? Oh, Jesus. Look at mine. Mine's a fucking gym selfie.

Ew. Sweet. Hold on. Does it need to be something of you or just your most recent photo um the most recent photo of yourself in your camera roll oh that's mine so embarrassing oh how do i cut the top of this um don't worry ella will deal with it my sister's in there i don't want to use that um okay someone's someone's censoring the photo that they're putting in there. This is no joke, the last one I've taken. Who are we sending it to? You can send it to our group chat. Mine's rude, is that okay? It's rude, that's even better.

We're trying to get the clicks. So if you want to join this podcast group currently, it's called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family Page, and it's a private group, but we will accept you straight away. Look at mine. And we will accept you straight away look at mine and we will work on oh shit that's are you trying on virtual brows i'm trying on the color that you've screenshotted but they're my brows. I'm just trying the color that changes and you can pick the color

because when you're buying products, it shows you what color looks like. How awful is your own face when your selfie camera is on but you're not posing for a photo? Horrendous. And people say that's the real you. That's actually a good photo of me from that angle. Oh, yeah. Sorry, no.

You look good. It can be way worse. Trust me. I do look good from that angle in that photo it can be way worse um in the podcast group you could suggest new names for the podcast group i know this is very meta but you know you could give us new name ideas like we could call it um i have a question we could call it breeze ocean poo breeze ocean Breeze Ocean Poo. Breeze Ocean Poo. No, I refuse. Breeze Aqua Poo Support Network. You know what?

Out of spite of all this, I'm going to the Coromandel this weekend. I'm going to do another Aqua Poo. Don't pretend like we're making you do it. I'm actually going to do one. I really want to. You and I go together. Is that illegal? Is it illegal?

No, I don't think it's illegal. It's like water polo. Nothing's illegal that happens below the surface of the water. We're going to have to call it Bree and Clint's group therapy after that. Group therapy's a good idea, actually. I don't mind that. Okay, that's my submission. You guys can have the aqua poos.

Bree and Clint's rendezvous. No one can spell rendezvous. Yeah, true. Bree and Clint's swing rendezvous. Yeah, true. Brian Clint's Swingers Night. Yeah. Me and you, rendezvous at the club at the end of the street. Do you guys know that song? No. Okay.

I'm posting it right now. Where's yours? It's in here. Where's yours? I didn't send it to the group chat, but I've got one. Claudia's matches hers so well. I feel like I was the only one that actually did the last photo in my camera roll. That's the last photo of myself.

The other two were a picture of my friend's dick, because he wants to know how to stay up. Why is he sending you dick pics? Dick pics. And then that's a picture of my wedding anniversary. Oh, that you just posted, yeah. I just posted that, so. Cutie.

Mine's my overgrown garden. Have you guys done that 21 challenge? I want to do it. I've got to find a photo for my 21st. I already did it, and I've never got so many people message me. I'm scared of my data getting stolen, so I'm not doing it. Oh. Your data's already being stolen. Yeah, but of my data getting stolen, so I'm not doing it. Oh. Your data's already being stolen.

Yeah, but not my 21-year-old face. Is that what you're saving? Yeah, that's my most precious thing. They can take my 21-year-old face. They can take mine too. Put it out into the world. I was wearing one of those T-shirts with the buttons on it. It's got the three buttons.

Yes. But it's a T-shirt. I hate those shirts. They're so uncool. And like a silver chain from What a scotch. It would have been Did you have Kleins?

Yes. It was from Kleins. Oh no. Which had some dog tags on it. But it was a ladies necklace. Oh no. The dog tags hung real low. And skinny jeans and leather So-on brown leather town shoes. Oh, the pointy ones? Square toe-y.

Yeah. There is no good-looking town shoes. No. And thank God town shoes are dead. Show me a good-looking pair of town shoes. Unless you're wearing a fucking suit, just wear a nice pair of sneakers. Yeah. But those weren't the rules in the 2000s.

You had to wear a nice shoe. You had to wear a leather shoe. What about the square point town shoe? Oh, they're horrendous. That's what I was wearing in my 21st. God, they're horrific, aren't they? But it was like a soft brown leather. Oh, no.

Man, I was such a little woman. I mean, little girl. Do you know where my town shoes were from? They were from Wild Pear. Really? I bought my town shoes from Wild Pear. I forgot about Wild Pear. I don't know what that is. A woman's shoe store that had

one shelf of men's shoes. Yeah, it was like in the back corner there was some men's shoes. I don't, we didn't have that store. It's just like a shoe shop. Do you guys have Scotch and Sh soda here? Yeah Oh did we? Really expensive There's one in Commercial Bay

God it always smells So good in that store Yeah Do you guys have Tarot cash here? Yeah I feel like that's where I picture Clint shopping

Back in his early 20s Yeah Tarot cash and Industry Where else would I picture You shopping? Mainly just tarot cash. All right, let's get out of here.

It's time for a long weekend. There'll be no podcast on Monday, New Zealand time, and no podcast on Tuesday, New Zealand time. Long weekend. Because it's a long, long weekend. But the Wednesday podcast will be three times as good to make up for those days. It'll be so good. And we're going to work three times as long to make up for the days that we've had off on Monday and Tuesday.

We're going to do one of those hour and a half long podcasts like the Joe Rogan podcast. Yeah, exactly. Claudia's like, what? No, it's true. Yeah. Okay, bye. Bye. Astro Body, Astro Body, Astro Body.