ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd July 2024

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

The team celebrates six years of Bree & Clint on air together with a cute surprise! We also call a VERY iconic team member heheSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Wait, not that one Oh, you want that to be the intro to the big surprise? Yeah We can do that Okay, it's big surprise day

and Ella's prepared a big surprise to start the after party. Here it is. Fuck. Two. ZM's pre-included podcast, The After Party. Love it, love it, love it. And then I reckon,

can I, a little bit of feedback? A little bit louder. A little bit of feedback? Yeah. It needed a double hot tour. Needed one at the front

and one at the end. Is that your first piece of produced audio? Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I quite like Pro Tools. It's a lot of fun. ZM's pre-climbed podcast, The Aftertaste.

I like how you sent it from left to right. I don't even know what I did. Oh, that was accidental? No, I don't know. I was just playing around with the effects. Ella's got not just one surprise, but you've got another surprise, don't you? We do. Ellie and I, we have some surprises.

But wait. Another one. There's more. So we've had a good day. We're celebrating six years of Brinkland, but on breakfast, which is fun. Yeah. We've gotten... We haven't done six years on breakfast yet.

Not yet. We've gotten takeaways this morning from our lovely Ross. We are ready. And are you ready? Ready, willing, and able. To celebrate. What's happening? Oh, God, what has she got?

Don't do a party, Paula. Don't do a party. Oh, what is she doing? You know how you wanted cake? No, we said don't. She's done a cake. She's got a cake. She's done a cake. Yeah, we've got dessert. Oh, come over here. Come you say okay yeah good girl get you oh you didn't have to

do that oh oh this looks like a fancy nice cake oh gonna make me upset how do I get how do I bloody open it? Oh, there's a sticker here. Ella! Yeah? What are you doing? Do you get it? The cake is a test. I think it's childproof.

It's a prank. Don't drop the cake trying to open it. No, I won't. Okay, here we go. Oh, my gosh, you're still having... It's quite terrible, isn't it? Oh, don't put the scissors towards me. Jesus.

Okay. Oh, there we go. There we go. Is it good? It's okay. It's such a cute little cake. It's cute. Oh, my God.

It looks delicious. How do you explain it? It looks like a chocolate mud cake with like a chocolate ganache on top and dried raspberries. Yay. Thanks, guys. That's very kind of you. That's my cake now. You guys are okay.

You should celebrate the wins. That's so sweet, you guys. Thank you. It was Ella. And Ellie. Six years feels really fast and really long at the same time. I was in my 20s when we started this show. Yeah, true, same.

I wasn't. What? Oh, right. But I was just into my 30s. I had no kids. No, that's so weird. I just got married. Yes.

So you got married before the show? I'd just been broken up with. You'd just been broken up with? Frequently single Moved my whole life to a different country You weren't single, were you Ellie? No, I was still with Sam You and Sam have been together since the beginning of time

And much like our new Ella Ellie You had a small breakup? No Really? No, we stayed consistently together. No, you were consistently together.

No ring though. Still nobody rang. Hey mate, hey mate, you and me fucking both. I'll give you one. Ella, you were actually when this show started, you were in the womb. I was. How was that? I was going, and that was fun.

When we out, when we out. Give me some milk. Yeah. Yeah, nah. I had one week of a breakup and that was fun. Brie, I cried on Brie. Yeah. Yeah, nah. I had one week of a breakup and that was fun. Brie, I cried on Brie. That was the first time I cried in front of you. It was awkward.

Yes, I remember. And I just went, what did I say? I went, come here for a little hug. Yeah, give her a little hug. A little, like, you know when you're in the boobs? Yeah, and I just kind of, I just embraced her and just held her. Yeah. As she sobbed.

Like the tuck shop lady. Yeah. It was so lovely. Don't call, what? That's right, think about being hugged into a big set of buzzies. Tuck shop lady. I've got good huggable buzzies, thank you. Yeah, it was great.

Yeah, Claudia and I were laughing about that. Not your buzzies. About how awkward. I was going to say, why are you laughing at my buzzies? How awkward it is when people cry, there's either the mother or the carer. The one that freezes up.

I feel like we've got both in this studio. And I think you can do the math. I'm the mother. And I'm like, go to the women's area. It's so true. Clint's like, Clint will do this face where he's like, in his mind, this would be like what I'm imagining your mind would be like, oh, shit, she's crying.

Yeah, literally, you went up. Oh, shit. Not in the workplace. Oh, shit. Oh, now I've got to ask her if she's okay. Oh, fuck, here we go. All right. Hey, are you all right?

Do you want to? Hey, do you want to talk about it? Please say no, please say no, please say no, please say no. All right, well, I'm here if you like... I think we've got a room for that. I'm here if you want to like... Yeah, well, we need one person at least to hug us. Did you know that we have a...

I love it, I thrive in those moments. Do you know that we do have a special room? Yeah, upstairs. Did you know that we have a I love it I thrive in those moments Do you know that we do Have a special room Yeah upstairs For prayer And I think crying as well It's not a crying room It's a maternity room For your babies

Yeah but it's all combined We only got one room For prayer Isn't it Maternity It's called the wellness room I think Yeah

You're exactly right Should we go find that And hunt it down See who's crying in there Should we go in there should we go in there should we go in there and do a

DJ set a Christian DJ set yeah that'd be fun get even more going Christ the Redeemer was

born that'll be our first track well six years fun highlight what's your highlight I love those

questions highlight low light probably the Six years. Fun. Highlight. What's your highlight? I love those questions. Highlight, lowlight? Probably the travel that we've been able to do is the highlight. Cool. It's a very lucky part of this job that we get to do is to go and do fun things overseas. And we've done lots of good travel overseas and around New Zealand as well. Hopefully we get to do more soon. And we're trying to get to do more.

Yeah, I think I have to agree. I think it's not even the travel. I think it's the memories you create with other people and, like, getting to do that with other people. Like, that is, like, it's just something you can't explain, but it's such a cool thing. And to be honest, I feel like my favourite thing as well is all the pranks we've pulled on Mama Di.

Oh, yeah. For sure. Those Mum and I. Oh, yeah. For sure. Those have been solid. Oh, shit. She's good. And also just on Clint. Like, oh, man. Oh, also.

I've been learning off you. It's so fun. I've got a doozy. I've got a doozy coming, yeah. Way to tell me. Oh, mate. You just will never know. Yeah, you'll never know.

The prank queen can strike at any time Any place Ellie did you see that fart The last year one we did The fart spray Yes I did In a PR package I planned that six months in advance

That was amazing That was disgusting That I was well thought of That was flawless Thank you Thank you I was trying to find Ben's phone number To call him

So he can congratulate us on six years, but I can't find it. Wait, I might have it. Nah, don't worry about it. If he wanted to congratulate us, he would have organised something. Speaking of awkward people in emotional situations, he would have been so awkward if we called him right now. Oh, we should totally call him. We should totally call him and then all say something really nice to him.

Do you have his number? Yeah, I've got it. Oh, someone's got it. I've got it. Okay. Clint, do you think this will be recording? What do I need to make sure? You'll be able to see it when it comes up. Oh, don't do it to Ben. It's not What?

Oh, now you've grown a conscience, have you? I don't know if I'll take it well. What do you mean? It's not that we're lying. We're just putting you in an awkward position. What time is it in Melbourne? It would be seven.

Yeah, here we are. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, if I know Ben, here we are. He'll be on the golf course. You have reached the message, Franco. Do we leave him a message? Yeah, leave him a message. Let's sing a song. We'll just put his phone number down for a bit.

Oh, yeah, true. Good idea. Hi, Ben. It's Brian Clint on our six-year anniversary, and we're just calling to say hi. Yeah. You were such a massive part of the show, and, you know, look, we've never forgiven you for leaving

But we'll also never forget All the hard work The tears, the stress that you put into the show Founding producer of the Brain Club show Founding Producer ground zero, we like to call you You're the Captain Cook of this show And you sailed in here on your endeavour

Captain Hook. No, Captain Cook. Did I say Hook? Oh, shit. Anyway, Ellie Howard's back now. She's got some nice words that she said she wanted to call and say to you. I love you,

and I miss you having one word answers to me every day. No, I genuinely miss you though, bro. And I'm back, so where are you, bitch? Where are you, bitch? You're hard. Ben, the gang's all here. I didn't get to know Ben, but you have a great filing system.

Oh, that's a nice compliment. Very good system. And he did. He did have a good system. Ben, I've never topped and tailed with a man quite like you. Yep. He would not rather anyone's face. Yeah, I don't want my feet next to anyone else's face.

He wouldn't rather anyone's crutch in his face. Top and tailed, not 69. No. Anyway, love you, man. It's the same thing. Are you insane? I hate to tell you, it's the same thing. Can we let Ben go? Okay, bye, Ben. Bye, Ben. Bye, Ben. It's the same thing. Are you in a tent? I hate to tell you it's the same thing. Can we let Ben go?

Okay, bye, Ben. Bye, Ben. Bye, Ben. He'll love that. If I know Ben, he'll go, oh, a four-minute voicemail. How lovely. My favourite. Delete.

Go eat some cake. Let's go and eat cake. Yes, the cake. See you tomorrow, guys. Bye. Bye-bye. Thanks for the last six years. We love you.

Are you talking over the big thing? Oh, there was no... She's grown up so fast. She's come a long way.