ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 2nd July 2025

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

Clint's put his neck out and all the chiropractor did was take photos of him on his iPad. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. What up everybody. How's everyone going? Me, I've put my neck out and it's still sore. Okay, we'll talk about that first. I hope you're okay. How's it been today? Tell you what, I've never taken a Maxi-Jezic before.

Yeah, clearly. Sponsored by the way you say it. Hashtag Maxi-Jezic, fucking good shit. It worked so fast. It's under wear off now, but. Girls know it because it's perfect for period pain. Really bad period pain, you take a Maxi-Jezic. I'd never heard of them until they appeared in the office. Really? Yeah. It's a great idea. I've known about them for many many many

years. And they had that Far East Movement song too. What? Go on. Maxi-G-Zik, Maxi-G-Zik. Like a G-6. Now I'm feeling so fly Maxi-G-Zik. I didn't even recognise that as like a G-6. They should take that and run with it for their next ad campaign. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should-Face. They should take that and run with it for their next ad campaign. They should. They should. I'll send them that audio, they'll love it. I will blow the fuck up! Guys, I got something.

I just have an idea for the podcast and to like boost the podcast. Okay, good, this is what we need. Yeah, you're welcome. I've been thinking, should we start recording these podcasts, cause we always do it at the end of the show. Should we do it before the show ends so that we can tease it in like the last break of the show?

Also, sorry you just reminded me of something. One sec. If you haven't subscribed to this podcast, please like. Oh shit, that's my job. And subscribe. The best thing you could do for this podcast is subscribe.

It helps us a lot and hopefully. And turn on auto downloads. It means we'll keep our job for as long as we can. So your idea, Ella, is to take some time off the show during the show to do the podcast. We have ad breaks? To talk about the podcast on the show. No, like leave a breadcrumb at the end of the show,

being like, if you want more, we, who in the team? We can talk about Bree's Apple Mount Rushmore if you wanna hear about it. That's what we did yesterday. Yeah, I don't know, just leave a little read from. That's good in theory. But I won't whack. Well, no, it's just...

Could work, could work. How about we'll leave it with you to run it. I can do that. Great, love it. I mean, it's, yeah, whatever. That can be your job. My job is to tell people to like and subscribe. And my job is to be the funny one.

Yeah. What's my job, guys? You're the hot one. You're the sexy one. Guys, that made me seem like a fucking asshole when no one laughed at my shit joke. Oh, was that a joke? Oh.

No, you are the funny one. Clearly, I'm not the funny one. You just say that so often that we can't tell when it's a joke. Oh, shut up. Yeah, that's fair. When you came back on Monday after being away, you were like Guys, guys, guys, I think she's, her job's to be the insecure one.

Shut up! Did we do that piece of content today? No, we did not. Nah, we got a good thing about advice for people who take things too seriously. I, that's definitely not, I'm not the one on the show that takes things too personally. I think both me and you are. What? Look at you.

I feel like things just water off a duck's back for me these days. Oh yeah, fair. Also, I think Clint takes stuff to heart. He just gets grumpy. Yes! This is what I like. Let's gang up on him.

Like I was just about to support you. I start yelling. No, I'm out. And I get upset and then Clint just like gets angry and then throws things at us. I don't get angry. And then we cry. Alright guys. I'm gonna spread a rumour in the gym.

I love being this person. Guys, come on, let's not fight. Yeah, yeah, so fun being the bigger person. Isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Look at you Clint, how are ya? I'm in my bigger person era. My childhood with your empty words.

What's this? How dare you? Sorry. How dare you? Is that Hermione Granger? No, it's Greta. It's Greta Thunberg. My childhood with your empty words Hermione Granger? No, it's Greta Thunberg. Oh same same person right? No, no. Wait who were we talking about? No, who would you write? Hermione Granger and Greta Thunberg. Is Greta Thunberg dating someone? The activist. What? Oh, yeah There was rumors that Greta was hugging a girl. She's dating someone isn't she dating a woman? That's not the most interesting thing she's doing right now. No it's not. Her Palestine protests and getting kidnapped off a boat.

That's finished, that's over. Yeah but that's still something we should be talking about. She's already been deported. Yeah but what about everyone else? Yeah where is everyone else? Imagine being that smart when you were that young. She's insane. I was. Cause how old is she? I was! Bruh. She's 22.

Shit, she's a baby. How old was Chloe Swalbrick when she was doing the things? She still is. I think she ran for mayor of Auckland at 18. Fucking what? Is that not insane to everyone in here? Fantastic. At 18, I was trying to light my farts on fire.

Yeah, that's fair. At 18, I was getting cooked in my lounge. Shouldn't admit that, legally. Cooked by- When you were visiting LA. Yeah. Recently. Literally, I used to live there, so it's fine.

Yeah. Cool. Oh God, that's why I'm into sorry. Isn't this crazy? When Jacinda are just 22 when she ran from me. Yeah, we that's wild when Jacinda Ardern was Clint's age She was the prime minister of this country and Clint's just talking about shit on here and look what happened to her What happened to her? She's incredibly successful. What can she do? She's like at a uni.

Just a bit of trauma. She's still a lovely person. Exactly. She's epic. Exactly. Are you not a Jacinda fan? No I am. I just like to say things that make you guys think things.

Clint loves to say stuff just to get a reaction. The rudest thing he said to me was yesterday when I said to Clint off air, Clint, do you see me like a younger sister? And he's like, to be honest, I don't think about you at all. That, I actually thought about that at home. Which means I win. No, not that you win, that was mean. I see you like a little sister. Thank you, Brianna.

Her actual question was, do you see me like an annoying little sister? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a little hee hee hee or are you like fuck up you're so annoying. You can both can be true at the same time. No I never think oh fuck up you're so annoying. Like fuck why is she still here? There's definitely times where I'm like oh you're a bit of a punish but in a loving way. I have been true. In a nice way and I'm sure you think that about me too. Oh heck yeah. Yeah, that just means you're comfortable You know more about Clint than you bring but I'll take it I actually have been really but that means nothing because it's Clint and he's so annoying. Oh, he's getting mad. No guys

Don't fight Trying to book another chiropractor appointment. Go to my guy. No I'm going to go to my guy. Okay. But that didn't work. I went to a, no there was a rando. You know where you should go to?

Go to Shy Guy. That place is fun. Yeah nice. Go to Billie Eilish Bad Guy. Um. Where's the Shy Guy? $170 I paid at the chiropractor today. $170?

Wait what was that for? What was that for? What did they even do anything? Chiropractor today. $170. Wait, what was that for? What was that for? They didn't even do anything. Chiropractor. I think it was. Consultation. I think it was $90 for a consultation and $90 for an adjustment.

Uh-huh. But the adjustment wasn't enough. You know how you know if someone's a good chiropractor or not? They snap the shit out of you? No. This is. They buy you dinner. This is actually great, yeah they do. This is great life advice. I'm actually

being dead serious. You know how you know if someone is a good chiropractor. The first time you go to see them, if they don't, if they adjust you, especially your neck, if they adjust you and your neck and your back and your crack before they see x-rays of your spine. Not a good chiropractor. Oh, that's what this person did. Yeah, not a good chiropractor. Did you get any cracks? No, no, no, no, they waited.

They said they're waiting. Oh, well there you go. What? They're good. They're waiting for some results. Oh, that means they're good. Oh! That means they're actually a good chiropractor.

Oh, I've got another appointment to see them tomorrow. Should I just go and see them again? Yeah. Yes. Should I give them one more chance? So wait, have you had an x-ray? No, they took some photos. Can you get closer to the mic? Can you do me a video microphone?

What do you mean they took photos? Oh guys, I'm sore. You're so far away. What do you mean they took photos? He just broke the mic. No, he didn't break the mic. He did it. Thank you, I appreciate that.

What do you mean they took photos? Like as in like- They got an iPad and they took some photos of me. That's not an X-ray! What do you think they drew as phones would be? That's the most poop-like fucking chiropractor! Clint's like, oh no, they didn't take photos with their fucking iPad.

My guy charges me $60. With their six-gen iPad. And he twists me in positions I've never been in before and I leave feeling 50 times better. You know how someone's a good chiropractor? They're actually a physio. What? Are you anti-chiropractor?

Nah, I disagree with you. I think there's great chiropractors, there's real shit ones, same with physios. There's great physios, there's also real shit ones. I'm too ingrained into the physio community. I'm like, ugh, chiropractors, yuck. Oh, I love a good back crap. Chiropractic listeners.

So back to Jacinda. What the, yes. I wonder who's her chiropractor. Cause she- She would've had to get a new one. She would need one. What do you mean? She's in the United States.

Well, she lives in the United States now. Oh yeah, true, true. Oh, sorry, Claude, I ripped. Oh, Ella! All right, let's wrap this up, that's disgusting. What the hell? See you guys tomorrow. Oh you need more iron, I can smell it from here.

Thank you! Broccoli! Thank you!