ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd May 2024

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

Clint's really found himself in a pickle (feel free to not feel sorry for him), and we're talking all things bald. The good, the bad and the BEAUTIFUL. #shulletSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the, welcome to the, welcome to the After Party. Hi guys, welcome to Brian Clint's After Party, where things are going downhill quickly. Why? I don't know, I feel like I've hit a brick wall, energy wise. Have you? Fair enough. And I've got to go home and do two coats of paint on the walls.

Oh, that sucks. Do you have to do that now? Yeah, I do, because it has to be dry in time to do the main coat tomorrow morning. Why do you have to do that all right now? Because Bree, I sold it as a paid partnership and someone's

coming to film the wall tomorrow morning. Okay? That sounds like a first world problem to me. It is. It sounds like a big first world problem. It is, but I think I'm going to be up to about midnight painting tonight. You know what? I don't know if I feel... No, I do

feel sorry for you because I'm nice. But you are getting paid. I am getting paid. You're getting paid to paint your own wall. Yeah, it's the dream. Exactly. I do not feel bad for you. Oh, come on.

Someone feel bad for me. Claudia? Yeah, I can feel bad for you. No. Thank you. Thank you. No, not for those other reasons you feel bad for him, though. Oh, just about this.

It's not his fault he's got a forehead like that. He was born like that. Do you guys think my hair's receding? No. You don't? Let me see. No. Do you think it is? No, it looks the same. On the corners? Do you think it's getting a little bit? What? No. You don't? Let me see. No. Do you think it is?

No, it looks the same. On the corners? Do you think it's getting a little bit? Well, push your hair back so we can see. I don't know. I've never seen that part of your face before, so I don't know what it usually looks like. And you're pulling it back now. No, it's not.

You look like you've had a facelift. It's not. Sweet. Still perfect? You're fine. Still perfect. Yeah. Pristine.

Don't worry about it, mate. Good. Thank God. You're still a cutie patootie. Don't worry. I'm going to have to stop bullying all those bald guys off my hair started falling out. I heard someone refer to a bald person that I know the other day

as Chromedome. Chromedome. The funniest shit I've ever seen that involved a bald man. Yeah. I would have been, oh, young, like maybe 22, 23, and me and my friend Courtney, my friend Courtney was a loose fucking unit back in

the day, and we were driving through Brisbane City for some reason. It was late at night. Brisbane City. It was hard to party. I think I might have been picking her up from the nightclubs or something. We're driving through the city. Anyway, there was this bald guy, and he starts walking. Like the lights, the walking men's turn green and he started to walk across the street.

Yeah. And he's got these two ladies around his, like around his arm. Oh, yeah. He's like walking across the street with these two ladies and he is bald as a badger. Yeah. And then at one point, like he stops in the middle of the street and they're kind of like, obviously they're drunk and they're like, he stops in the middle of the street and they're kind of like, obviously they're drunk and they're like, you know, whatever.

And then we get the green light and Courtney's, like, waiting to drive and this guy is in the middle of the fucking street and won't move. Yeah. And I'll never forget, she puts her window down, and he's like, Oi, get off the street, you bald-headed fuck! I'll never forget it. This guy turns around and looks and she goes,

Yeah, you, baldy! What did he do? He got off the street. What can you do in that situation? It was shit. It was hilarious. Yeah, yeah. There's some... Like, it was just. It was hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. There's some.

Like it was just, she didn't even say anything mean. It was just exactly what it was. For some reason there's some physical ailments that are okay to joke about. Yeah. You know? Like he was a good looking bald man. Like how the Prime Minister gets so much stick for being bald. They're like, I want to oil up that head of yours.

But it wouldn't be acceptable for anybody else. Like if Jacinda had alopecia, there's absolutely no way you could make bald jokes about it not okay and i'm not i'm not questioning it there's just bald men for some reason yeah they're fair game can i ask you a question yeah i don't know if it's rude or not yeah but why do those people have hair on the side of their heads but in the middle it's completely bald it's a great fucking question. Why do they not just shave it all? Oh, why do they keep the side bits?

Shave it all off. It looks so much better. It does. Or you shave off all your hair. No, I don't have a middle bald patch in my head. Well, maybe they just want to have some hair. I reckon it's, you know, it's all connected. It'd be pretty hard losing your hair.

Like, I feel bad for guys that it also is like it also is sometimes just a grooming thing like if you if you're the kind of person who wouldn't usually get a haircut or like take care of your appearance the side bits just grow so if you haven't got around to trimming them off you might you might just like the bald bits might just be a sign that that person needs a haircut you But here's a PSA. Guys, if you're losing your hair, you look so much better when you just shave it all off. Well, confidence is key, right? Absolutely.

I think bald hair is great. Easy for us luscious, locked lads and lasses to say, isn't it? Just grow out the bits that you can really long. Just the back. Get the moulay you can really long. Come over. Get the mule without the business, just the party. Get the skullet. People always say, people always comment on my videos and claim that I'm bald underneath my side part because it's so

extreme. No! That's a great conspiracy theory. I've never seen under there, maybe you are. I've never tugged on it. Okay. You ready? Yeah, flip it. Oh shit, that's shiny. Whoa! More hair. Put it back. Oh, shit, that's shiny. Whoa! Holy! More hair.

Put it back. Look, there's hair under there. Can you do a center part for the Jinzids? No. Please. I love it. Come on, Brie. I can't even do a center part. I feel like you just got to...

Oh, there's a cowlick. That's so much better! It doesn't even sit that way. You really do have a cowlick, don't you? You look quite good. Or is it just trained that way? You look quite good. You look like a new person.

You don't look bad normally, but you look rejuvenated. My hair doesn't sit that way. Well, only because you haven't trained it. When it's wet, you train it. It would take a long time to retrain it. Or just brush it when it's wet. Yeah, literally. You're good. Yeah, literally. Put some heat on it.

You're good. Yeah, that too. Whoa. I feel like Jonathan Van Ness on Queer Eye. I just reinvented you. Yeah, I just Queer Eye'd the fuck out of you. It's just so much work, especially because my hair's naturally curly. Like if I get a tiny bit sweaty, the middle part just goes.

Dude, go full extreme. Middle part curls. Yeah, can I see your curls? And you get a fringe bit sweaty, the middle part just goes. Dude, go full extreme. Middle part curls. Yeah, can I see your curls? And you get a fringe. Shit, can you imagine? Imagine if I went middle part and a perm. You know that episode of Friends where they go to the wedding? Yeah, and Monica's here.

That would be me. That would be me. I do want to see. So do you straighten your hair? Yes. Oh. Yes. I want your curls.

Mike, I don't have nice curls, though no claudia's got better curls than me but that's only because i put a shit ton of product in them yeah i need to put more product in my i'll get you a diffuser i'll get you some products will you should we do it one day yeah you do a middle part girls curly i'm a wavy i'm gonna go a curly mullet oh hell yeah okay too far i'm gonna dye my hair blue and spike it up like I did at the Big Day Out in 2003. Fuck, yes. That'll be back in. 2001. Anyway, how old am I?

Yeah, I know. I've got to go, guys. I've got to go. Do a leaper party. I've got two walls to paint. I'm hungry. Yeah, let's get out of here. See you guys tomorrow.

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