ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd November 2023

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

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Be different Alright that's better Okay here we go What up y'all welcome to the podcast And welcome back to the podcast go. What up, y'all? Welcome to the podcast and welcome back to the podcast. What up, y'all? Folksheets, folksheets.

Wait, wait, wait. J.C. What? DJ Khaled. He's putting me in digital bass. Don't make fun of him. What up, y'all? Folksheets, folksheets. Hey, kids.

I'm DJ Khaled. Oh, the gang's all here. Do you like ice ice baby? Yo, do you guys like my fresh grills? I just got my grill. For 20. All right. Okay.

Say that sentence again. Hi, everybody. Welcome back, Producer Claudia. Yay. Thank you. I can smell 80% of the things. That's not bad. She had some chippies before and she's like, oh, I can taste these. It's all coming back to me.

Who sings an hour? Well done. Oh, well done. No! You fucking get that one, don't you? Yeah, I do. I love seeing Icon. Icon.

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What's been going on in everybody's personal lives? Oh, you don't even want to know. Claudia, you'll have nothing because you were stuck at home like I had nothing when I was stuck at home. I'm bored. Your life goes on hold. What were you sewing? You were sewing cool shit.

Yeah. Cool shit. Dog costumes. And cat costumes. Oh, and cat costumes. That's hilarious. Okay, that's what's going on in your personal life. And I made myself a bucket hat.

Oh, I love a bucket hat. Can I have a bucket hat? No. I want one. Shotgun. We can do it together. Ella, what's going on in your personal life? Oh, every night I go outside and I fling snails off my bean plant.

Is that a euphemism? Wait, are you flicking beans? Are you flicking snails? Are you flicking your snail? Are you flicking your snail-y bean plant? I feel so bad. Watch out for the snail trail. I always feel real guilty.

As a kid, I used to go out to our back plant, find snails, and then pull their eyeballs off. Oh, their little antennae things. I feel real bad about it now. I feel real guilty. Oh, my God, I've never heard of that before. That's an early indicator of a psychopath. Lots of kids did it.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Like burning them under the microscope. But I couldn't even imagine hurting any kind of animal now. Like when I was a kid, I think at a certain age, my brain flicked over. Well, let's not give snails animal status. They're an animal.

They're not an animal. They've got eyes and a heart and a brain. They're not an animal. They're an animal. They're a creature. No, they're an animal. Do you honestly think a snail's not an animal What is it then An insect

An insect is an animal No it's not An insect's not an animal It's an animal Absolutely Okay okay okay I've googled it Snails make up the class of animals shit That was the second dog today. Ella, do you want a hack for your snails

so you don't have to go out and flick them? Put beer in my soil. Yeah, put a little bowl of beer in the bottom. I've tried that. I've tried again. Don't pour the beer in the soil. No, I didn't. I put a container in.

Put a little bowl of beer. Yeah. What does that do? They drown. The snails love it. They crawl in and they drown. No, I didn't. Put a little bowl of beer. What does that do? The snails love it. They crawl in and they drown. Yeah, I felt bad. That's horrible.

I like making my rounds around the garden, flicking them off. Actually, they're just going to come back. You flick them onto the ground below the beans. I flick them far away. I let them fly. Thinking back on my childhood, I did a lot of sadistic things to animals. Yeah, that's interesting. When I was young, we used to go visit my cousins who lived up in Mareeba near Cairns. And if you're from North Queensland, you know it's like one of the hottest parts of Australia.

It's very humid, very tropical, which means it's a breeding ground for cane toads. What is that? Let me Google. It's a frog. One of the ugliest animals on the planet. And me and my cousin used to go take his driving driver, his golf clubs, and we'd go hit a bunch of cane toads. Rihanna, what the hell? I know.

And then we used to go shooting rabbits. But they're pissed. I know, but I still feel bad about it I reckon I would have been maybe like 7 or 8 When a flip like a switch A switch? Flicked Flipped Flipped in my head and I was like I don't want to do this

And I wouldn't go shooting anymore because I just didn't want to I was like I don't want to kill anything I would like to go shooting like you know the discs I do that in Wanaka all the time. Claybird shooting. No, not the birds. That's what it's called. They're called claybirds. The round discs.

Ella, I would give you, listen to me, if there's a time where we have the opportunity to do that, if you got one, I'll give you $100. Oh, I got a bullseye on the first go in intermediate. For what? Archery. Very different. If you got one, I'll give you $100. Oh, I got a bullseye on the first go in intermediate. For what?

Archery. Very different. You know what conversation I would like to see? What? On our other podcast today, we have this guy called Callum Hole from Love Island. That is so funny. On the show, and he- And he holes a goal. He is a big dum-dum.

Not a whole lot up top. He's such a himbo He's a lovely guy But what's a himbo Oh bimbo A male bimbo Yeah he's definitely a himbo He even says he's a himbo

Yeah With comments like what Ella just made I'd love to see like those two on a date Just to hear what they talk about Well we got along when I was filming him for a TikTok I want to shoot those clay desks Clay birds No I don't want to hurt birds i want to do an escape room together they've done problems all together put me on it's the last they were ever seen

put me on captain cody co did an escape room who the hell is that my favorite youtuber yeah cool are you still watching YouTube? Only Cody Ko, love him No idea who that is Cody Ko did a YouTube I love him I feel like no offence but I feel like If it's your favourite it's not going to be my favourite

Brie what's going on in your personal life? My personal life What's going on in my Well my brother gets married in a few weeks which i'm flying back home for last chance ladies i thought i was like what are you talking about i was like oh my brother yeah no i think it's a done deal at this point you reckon i think so i think it's uh all locked in i'm emceeing that and i'm so worried i have no no idea. They haven't given me any guidance. You should make some awkward joke like Hey everybody, good to be here. This is the first wedding where I've

seen the groom's deck because he's my brother. Yeah, do that one. I was thinking more of a joke, something like Hello everyone. I was quite nervous about speaking tonight and so naturally I googled ways to be good at public speaking, and one of them was to pitch everyone naked. So, one second. Looking good, Nan. Hi, Mum.

That's just a joke. She's dead. Jokes. Nan can't be with us tonight Jokes, she's dead Because she's dead But Nonna, you look great Nice, Jack, dad

Jokes, she's dead too Oh my word Yeah, do that one Yeah, these are all going to go down well These are all land Your brother will be like, I made the right choice of MC I reckon they'll go down well And what else?

You got your dog DNA test back yet? I haven't even done it. It's at my house. I've got the package. No, I've been too busy. There's actually quite a lot of personal stuff that's going on in my life, but stuff I can't really talk about right now because I feel like I'll jinx it.

But I'll talk about it eventually. If it comes to fruition, which I don't know if it will. Let it bubble away. That's it. I just did the thing that I hate when people do that. Hey, guys, something really big is coming. I've got a big announcement for you guys. I'm really excited for you guys to see it.

I can't tell you anything about it right now, like nothing. But you guys will love it. It's actually nothing exciting for anyone here apart from me. But you asked me and I can't talk about it because I am superstitious. Stop talking about it then. What's going on in your life? Are you changing diapers? His kids don't wear diapers anymore.

Really? No. How old are they? They're toddlers. No, they go outside now. But also, why would that be what was going on in my life? Sorry, I was joking. No, I'm offended now, actually.

Okay. I'm offended. Oh, shit, he's offended. What am I going to do? Look what you've done. What's going on in your life? You just do some baby shits? I'm a man, okay?

I'm a person with a life. Are you filming shit? In fairness to her, that's probably the most likely thing that would come up. I got something. It's something to do with babies. Is your roof on? No, don't patronise me.

No, I'm interested in your roof. Don't patronise me with boring renovations chats. Either take an interest in me as a person or fuck off. I always ask how you are. I always ask. Okay, wait, okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's Ella's mum's name?

Oh, me. Me, I know. Oh, my gosh. Her mum's name. I'm going to call her right now. How many sisters? Oh, I know this one. How many sisters does Ella have?

Ella has two younger sisters. How many brothers and sisters does Ella have? Ella has two younger sisters. How many brothers and sisters does Claudia have? Oh, I know this one too. Claudia has one brother. No, she's got one brother and two sisters. Oh, fuck. It's not Claudia. It's your sister's man.

If you're not going to take an interest in my life, Clint, then fuck off. And I think we should end the podcast there. Claudia, have you got a roof? Yeah, G. Yeah, no. So do I. Mum changed it.

All right, bye. F-Bone. F-Bone. F-Bone. F-Bone. She updated the roof. Okay, thank you. I thought you meant your nappy. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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