ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 2nd October 2024

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

Clint's been using the radio for personal gain again - to organise his 20 year high school reunion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I want some juice today guys. I got some juice. Oh it's not juice. Nah it's not juice. Well don't say it's juice and then go nah it's not. We want juice. I was going to talk about something I want actual juice Okay do I have anything If you have to mine for it

We'll start with Clint's milk It's milk yeah I'm lactose intolerant You'll hear this in the podcast today I was talking about how I'm downsizing my wardrobe And stuff at the moment And I have I've got rid of enough stuff And I've actually sold a few things on Trade Me,

which has given me a little bit of pocket money. So I went and I bought myself a couple of things today. Cigars, you were saying. No, trousers. And fuck, is there anything worse? And I can't believe it hasn't been fixed yet. Is there anything worse than dressing room lighting? Oh, it's ghastly.

Changing room lighting. How have they not figured out how to light you in a flattering way? Because do you know how many more clothes I would buy if I felt like I looked good? Good shops have good lighting in there. But I was in a good shop. What shop? I was in a shop called Assembly Label. Oh, they should have good lighting in there.

Should have good lighting. Some shops have fat mirrors too, and you're like, why? I just hate how sweaty I get in a change room. Same. I'm that too. Like, is that for everyone? So everyone's like that? Yeah. I just sweat bullets.

But also I had the realisation today that lighting can't polish a turd. Yeah, it can. You know? Well, yeah, it can actually. Lighting is everything. But when the waist of the pants that I'm wearing, of which I've gone up a size in in the last couple of years, wasn't doing up, I was like, fuck.

And a little muffin toppy coming over the top, and I was like, jeez. You do not have a muffin top. I have a conspiracy theory. I do currently. You don't have a muffin top. I do currently. No, you don't.

Lift up your shirt. No. No. Wear. currently No you don't No Where I don't see anything I might have been Dinner tonight You're being ridiculous What pants size Are you 32's

You do so much Walking I was And now you're a 34 Yeah My brother's a 34 You just grow Yeah but he's got a

Sick of it He's got a girthy ass He's all muscle down What are you talking about He's got one of those Crossfit boys. 34 is a completely normal size. Anyway.

Normal. Both of you are beautiful. Wait, I didn't say that I want. What the fuck? Oh no. Bree, there's nothing wrong with you. I quit. I didn't even say there was. I'm just saying. You both are.

Claudia, what were you saying? Oh, we talked about the high school reunion on the show. Someone's just texted me because I've been promoting my 20-year high school reunion on the radio. I just got a text. Hey, man, thanks for reminding me about the reunion. It's a sad day when one of the radio hosts uses the radio to remind everyone about this high school reunion you're planning. Well, I'm always using it for everybody else's events, like Dua Lipa's events and Taylor Swift's events.

What about my events? How many people were in your grade? Good question. Like 130? But I can tell you how many RSVPs we've got. I think there probably would have been like 130 people. I think at the start there was. Maybe less.

We went form one right through to form seven, which is. You mean grade eight to grade 12? Grade 13 in New Zealand. What? Do I? You guys do weird shit here. Year 13, which is seventh form. We did intermediate and high school combined.

Why is it seventh form? That's grade seven. This is the seventh year of high school combined Why is it 7th form? That's grade 7 It's the 7th year of high school What the fuck does that mean? Calm down woman It makes me angry, it's so fucking confusing I didn't make it up, I just had to roll with it I'm not there to ask questions, that's not what school's for

It's not even a good name, how am I meant to find this on Facebook? People don't know what I said about me That's your first problem Alright so the big reunion that I'm travelling down to Rotorua for, I've got a friend travelling up from Christchurch. We've got 22 RSVPs. Oh my god. Oh, that's gonna be

awesome. What the heck? 22? It's like a house party. Is it an open bar? Well, no, you just pay your own way. Where are you doing? Where are we gonna. Is it an open bar? Well, no, you just pay your own way. Where are you doing? Where are we going to get money for an open bar? I don't know.

Radio? I think I should pay for it. You ask the richest person from your grade to fund it. Probably you, Clint. Clint reckons it's him. Oh, my gosh. It's not. It's definitely not.

Well, in assets maybe. I know the richest. Oh my gosh. It's not. It's definitely not. Well, an asset's made I know the richest person from my grade. Is it you? Asset rich, cash poor. The richest person from our grade would be this guy who started this company

and then sold it and then started another company. I reckon he'd be worth 50 million. Oh shit. Be his friend. He needs to shout the bar. Yeah, be yeah he needs to shout the bar yeah he's got like a reunion if he's gone he's got like lamborghinis and range rovers and all this kind of follow him on instagram still i don't know if i know anyone it's really depressing

i had 300 and something people in my grade yeah that's wild like 300 huh that'd be a big one yeah i think that they tried to organise one for our 10 year. Anything's bigger than 22 people. Yeah. 100% head rate. This could be the weirdest night. Honestly, this could be an absolute disaster. They all go to the RSA.

Basically. They're all just on the pokies all night. The venue is attached to the race course Because we need somewhere that will Serve us dinner Are you going to have a race afterwards? No there's no races on No a running race

I hope not Some people will ride each other But it'll be a different thing Oh god imagine you wake up after your 20 year high school reunion And you've slept with somebody Maybe those are the three types of people that go They're peakedyear high school reunion and you've slept with somebody that you've – Maybe those are the three types of people that go. They're peaked in high school, they're peaking now, or they're single.

Or they're DTF. Oh, yeah. I mean, not a bad one to go if you're single. You can meet someone. That'd actually be good because you've got mutual – That's actually – yeah. You've got things in common. That's a nice thing.

I'm not mad about that, but I'm thinking you go there, you're happily married with kids, and then you wake up next to someone that you went to high school with. Can you imagine the scandal? There would be scandal. If they had a glow up, though, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. No, but what about your wife? Yeah, you're going, no, screw her.

No, fuck yeah. Screw her. Screw that bitch. Screw her. I'm going back to high school. All right, we've got to go. We're going to the new Lady Gaga Joker movie. Hell yeah.

Yeah. All right, we've got to go. We're going to the new Lady Gaga Joker movie. Hell yeah. And now let's finish this podcast with the theme of the Joker. There's always a Joker in the pack. There's always a Joker in the pack. There's always a lowly clown. There is just a fool. As foolish as he can be. There's always a joker. That's the rule. That is the rule.

The joker is me. The joker is me. The Joker is me. The Joker is me. Jazz hands Oh it really stopped suddenly It does eh Play ZM's Brand Clint On Insta

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