ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 2nd October 2025

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

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After party Duh Hello everybody Welcome to the Brie and Clint After party I got a question for you guys Yes I don't know what she's going to leave

Obviously Because I haven't lost one for ages But what do we believe Is the going right For a tooth From the tooth fairy these days Oh, yeah, Brie. I didn't know what was going to be about that.

Can you cut that part of half place? I'll censor it. What did you say? No, nothing, Ella. We're talking about tooth fairy. Tui's tooth. Her first tooth is Wiggly. Oh.

Yeah. Two bucks. She's been waiting for it to come wiggly for ages. She knew which tooth it was going to be because it's been sore. And then today it started really wiggling. It's going to come out real fast. Can you do one of those videos where you tie a piece of dendipel floss and then so? slam the door.

I love those videos. I've seen one and I hope they're fake where the dad ties the string to the tooth and then ties it to the toe bar of his car. No, they're real. That's real. What have you ripped the kid's face out? Oh, if it's just a wiggly tooth,

it would pop right out. The tooth will just come in here. You don't know that. What's going to happen? The old jaw's going to come out. Yeah. No. A tooth is not stronger than the jaw. I don't know.

Anyway, that's not going to happen. That'll knock the tooth out. We're not doing that. My personal opinion, I don't think the tooth fairy believes an infirm. So I still think a gold coin is what is the going, right? Gold coin, one dollar, two dollar. What's a kid going to buy? Well, this is the thing, yeah.

Probably lollies, which more teeth fall out. God, I can't get anything for two dollars. God, I miss going to the corner store and getting lollies. Yeah, a little paper bag. You can still. I was still doing it until I had got all those fillings. I went to the dentist and I've done really good job with my teeth and I hadn't been to the dentist for like three years. And they're like, you have so many cavities.

Oh, dear. And I used to just walk across the road. I didn't get a $2 mix just when I was bored Yeah, it's the best Yeah And I had a dairy Right across the road

From my house I don't like those pre-made ones though I like when they had the little cabinet And it was like five cents a lolly And you're going with a dollar And you come out with this huge stack of the lolly A lot of work for that poor dairy worker To make one dollar while you're sitting there going

One of those One coat bottle But yeah, core memory Because I thought And obviously the tooth fairy is going to pay What she pays but I had a feeling that it was $5 for your first tooth

And then $2 for every tooth Yeah, because then everything's a disappointment afterwards Actually, I might have got a 10 for my first tooth How yeah Anyway, my wife My wife corrected me Uh huh She said, no no, it's $2 in tooth

That's what I always say, two bucks I said $5 for the first tooth And then $2 for every subsequent tooth Yeah, because then you're just setting her up, like her up for disappointment. Also, important to know what the tooth fairy is paying other kids in the neighbourhood. Oh, true. Yeah. The tooth fairy must have run out of money one year because she dropped off a toy dinosaur for my brother.

God, lucky. Yeah, random age. I've heard lots of stories, apparently, if the tooth comes out after five o'clock, that the tooth fairy actually doesn't come until the next night. I think that's, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. And also, it can take the tooth fairy up to a week to remember in some household.

The tooth fairy is very busy. The tooth fairy, I heard the tooth fairy is addicted to meth. So can be forgetful. No, she's addicted to teeth. Oh, teeth. Yeah, teeth meth. No, teeth. That's why she's collecting all those teeth.

Yeah. No, that's why she collects teth or slash teeth because she's a meth head and all of her teeth are rotten. That's a terrible rumor. Hyman. I felt shit house all day today. I felt better yesterday and then I'm back. Ellen's been bullying you? Oh, that too.

You've got to go on the Maxi J-Zor. Suck it up. I don't know what's in that shit, but fuck it's good. It's got a. I'm actually saving me. I'm still on it. Mate, I've been on the pseudofid. Oh, yeah.

The pseudoephedreines. No shit. Speaking of meth heads. Have you guys had pseudo effedrine lately? No. I just felt... My wife did when she got real sick recently. I just, yeah, I felt euphoric.

Give me some. I would like to feel some. Maybe we should get on some for the... But then, my mum also said to me, she's like, don't take too much of that, and it'll block up your sinuses. And now... Oh, it has.

It's real bad. Like, I'll push on my nose like this and it hurts. You should do a douche tonight. I was going to do a douche on air today. And you should rinse out your nose. Can you? It's so satisfying. I don't know if we want that. I don't want to watch that.

I do. You don't want a nasal douche on air? We've never done that. We need to start doing different things. Good for content because it's different. Ella's keen. Thank you, Brian. I won't be here for it.

I'll be in the other room. You don't want to see? No. The noises that it makes, because it's only going to be the noises. We can pre-record it and then see how it goes. Okay. I'll bring my nasal. Maybe Ella could help you film it for you once too.

Okay. Mate, that would pop off. Oh, guys, I wanted to get your opinion. I've gone back and forth about posting this video on my Instagram. I'll be honest. Okay, should I show it to Ella? Yeah, show it. Well, no, show it to all of us, but I will be honest.

Do I want to see it? I'll put it in the group. I'll put it in the group chat. And then I just want to vote. A simple yes or no, Ella's votes worth two. Oh. What? I usually love to.

So then we'd be at a tie and you'd have the deciding vote. Exactly. Here we go. It's sending now. I guess I'll just watch it on courte as well. Do you reckon, I guess you're voting on, do you reckon this would get a lot of views? Instantly, it's a crotch shot with a dog between your legs.

The cover images, your legs spread wide. You put your sound up to the mic. No, no, Brianna. Bree, that's a family group chat video. It's not for public consumption. You're a poor dog. Did you shit yourself? You blew that dog's head off.

You shit the dog. You know, I just had it. You know where I can post this in the brain clinic group therapy page? Yeah, that's what they've signed up for. You can post it anywhere. I can. Do you guys reckon that video?

People pay good money for videos like those. I will be unfollowing. I reckon that video would pop off, so to speak. The ferocity with which the dog recoils. I'll post it. I hate doing this to the podcast listeners. I always feel bad. I'll post it in the podcast group,

but I can think about posting it elsewhere later. Bree's lying on her bed and the dog's lying between her legs and she farts on the dogs here. You need to put a watermark on that video because that could spread. That could be posted anywhere. Do you want a watermark? Do you want it to spread with a watermark on it? Do you want to be permanently...

At the moment, your face is in a minute. There's plausible deniability. I had this similar conversation with producer Ellie who used to work on the show, ex-producer of the show Ellie, when I said to, I made this compilation video of me farting in front of people. And I said, I don't know. This might be too far. And she turned around, she goes,

that's the funniest shit I've ever seen you have to post. But this is the problem with, like, who you get. your feedback from. But this is why I'm surveying multiple people. Okay, Ella's, we're going to vote. Claudia's already a note. Yeah, no. Oh, come on, Claudia.

Not for me. Not my cup of tea. You didn't think it was funny at all. All you'll votes worth two. Oh, I'm torn. I think it's good stuff, Brie, but the fire itself is a shit. So I'm just to say for the sake of your career. But it wasn't.

It wasn't a shit. It was just a far. Think about your digital footprint. I just. Yep. Mate, my digital footprint is fucked already. There's a video of me saying I've done a shit in the ocean. Yeah, you can't really come back from that, can you?

And then today at the spray tanning place, she goes, saw the video about you brown on it, brown on one of my staff members. I was like, for fuck's sake. I peaked in that moment. I peaked. Oh, man. Something peaked. Clint?

Yes or no? Um, Ella's already said no. So, okay. Oh, we need to know. No, no, I don't want to hear. I'm just going to skip off into the distance thing and Clint would have voted yes. Yeah, I get out of voting.

Oh, thanks a lot. On that note, bye. Let's go. Have you packed for this trip to Sydney? No, I need to go now. I got a new suitcase. Did you? Yeah, not for the trip.

What colour? Hard case, soft case. Hard. Yeah, he's a hard case. Are you? Yeah. I don't know, eh? I've always been about the soft.

The flaccid case for me. Cream-coloured. Like spam. Interesting choice. Like, yeah. Who, who, what made you get cream? You think I'm in charge of picking the suitcase? She made a spam joke. I don't know show.

You got a hard case and it was cream color. Do you want a ZDM stick at a slap on there? No, I've got to go home and fill my creamie case. I'm over here and I'll slap you with a fart of mine. Okay, see you tomorrow. There might not be a podcast tomorrow. I mean, there'll be a podcast, but maybe on an after party. But, you know.

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