ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -2nd September 2024

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

If you have teens hitting puberty any time soon this is definitely the podcast for them! The After Party somehow turned into an impromptu lesson on the human body. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. It's your TTOGO. You can take me hard to go. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint pod... No, after party. Shut up. It's gone every time. I'm going to do it next time.

I'm going to do it. You do it, you do it. Six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go. Hello everyone and welcome to the Brinkland After Party Yay! Fuck, she's good

She's solid Where things are about to get saucy Ooh, who's taking their tub off? Well, you guys already have I already did that Mine's already off Wow, alright Whoa, Claudia, put those away

Guys, I've got a headache You need a permit for those things Oh, sorry, mine's already off I've got a headache Oh, no I'm still getting headaches Yeah, not ideal This frickin' concussion thing

And I'm starting to understand what it's like to be a woman. Oh. Why is that? Because you guys get more headaches than men, don't you? Headaches? I don't know if that's science. Isn't it? Wow.

Do women? Because I needed Panadol today. I needed Panadol today, and so I went to the women in the office. They're not for headaches, buddy. That's for period pain. It's for period pain. It's for cramps. Are you joking?

Are you joking? Sweetie. No. Oh, dude. Are you that cook? Are you stupid? Why do you think we all have Panadol and Nurofen in our bags? I thought you got a headache. No.

It's for period pain. Like when you want to get down to business and your partner's always like, oh, not tonight, I've got a headache. Those aren't real. I knew those weren't real, but then I thought that you said that because you guys get a lot of headaches and that's what it does say it does say i will um i will back you up here it does say um while one third of the population gets headaches women suffer more than men do changes in hormones could be among the reasons women have more headaches than men. These hormone related

headaches triggers include menstruation. Oh, so we're all right. It's all connected. Nah, but right. Most girls, usually if you see them taking, it's usually... You get a period headache. No cramps. Fucking oath you get a period headache. Really?

I need to shut the fuck up then. I've had 10 days of on again, off again mild headaches. You've had 15, 20 years of. Yeah, we didn't get to walk into the pole. The pole walked into us. Honestly, honestly. Fuck our fannies. Okay, you're being childish.

Symptoms that can come with your period. It makes you feel like someone is taking over your body. And also like you need to shit yourself. Oh, that's when it's real bad. I had that yesterday or the day before where you feel like your asshole is coming out of you. I hate anus pain. Because of the pain.

Yeah. Have you ever had butthole pain? Honestly, all the time. And I can't move. It's like this pressure. Yeah. It's hard to describe. Stab describe, but obviously you guys know. I don't get the whole page. Oh, you don't?

I don't get it all the time, but. Are you enjoying this, Clint? My head suddenly feels not so important. Good. I'm glad you're learning. It's pretty brutal. Yeah. You should see someone about that.

Oh, great. Great idea Claire How have I not thought of that Let me think I bet you're looking forward to menopause That's an interesting topic that one Isn't it It's quite taboo, don't know much about it

We need to talk about it more It should be women of course Why is it called menstruation It's quite taboo. Don't know much about it. And why do men get all the credit? We need to talk about it more. We should be women of course. Why is it called menstruation? Men of course. Because men created the society that we live in. Well, we didn't create that. Well, you named it. I don't know.

Uprising. Obviously, I'm being largely facetious. Apart from the headache thing that i said at the start that is a revelation to me so interesting good i'm sorry that you have a headache clint thank you very much oh i feel so bad for you you're all right are you okay we'll blame this whole conversation on the concussion yeah yeah it's this would have never happened before the concussion. It's a side of character. Remember that time I made you put a tampon in a glass of water? Oh, that was funny. Oh, that was revelatory for me.

That was like my mind expanded faster than that tampon. I reckon. I always find it so crazy, like especially doing radio or over the years, the things that men would just have no idea about and then the things that i just had no idea about that's true like when we revealed to you that men don't wipe after going wheeze which there was there was a a community of men that did message me saying there is some men that want. Fuck off. Do you just shake? Those men, those men. They shake and then that's why they always have little drops of pee

on their undies. Oh, nah, man. Just stop, Filton. Why don't you just wipe it? You know, like if a pen is leaking, you dab it with a napkin. You literally have one toilet paper. Because we mostly pee at urinals and there's no toilet paper or anywhere to put the toilet paper. But also just shake it out, like Florence said.

Just shake it out. Put it in your little nappy. You know what? I just could not deal with having wee in my undies. No. Do you not, though? No. No, we wipe.

Yeah, right. A little bit left in the tube? No. We wipe it. You pee and get it all out. And then we wipe. right A little bit left in the tube No No We wipe it You pee And get it all out And then we wipe And then you wipe

And then there's no pee I get it all out too But then every now and then There's a little But you don't A little bit of bladder leakage Yes it is a little bit of Bladder leakage

Not really like that But it's like When you turn the hose off Let's be real ladies As ladies We're dealing with other issues. Yeah. True.

We've got bigger things to worry about. We've got bigger things to worry about. I went to a work Christmas party one time at Trampoline World. Oh, no. And put it this way. The guys enjoyed it more than the girls. Trampoline World. Yeah, I can't do them in a tramp.

They can't? No, I pee. Oh. But ever since I've been doing Pilates, my kegels, it's good. That is good. What else have I learned? Oh, I've learned that the scrotum is a different part to the actual testicles. Yes, the back.

I thought it was your back. Yeah, you also learned the scrotum was different to the penis. Hang on. No, no, no. I knew that. Yes. I thought the testicles and the scrotum were the same thing. Yeah, you also learned the scrotum was different to the penis. Hang on. No, no, no. I knew that. Yes. Oh. I thought the testicles and the scrotum were the same thing.

Yeah, right. Remember? What's the scrotum again? It's the sack of skin that holds the testicles. And then you have the actual balls that sit inside the sack. Which is where the sperm lives. It's where the sperm is generated, yeah. The sperm lives in the balls.

Interesting. Keeps them warm. In the sack. Not in the sack. How cute. Keeps them generated, yeah. The sperm lives in the balls. Interesting. Keeps them warm. In the sack. Not in the sack. How cute. Keeps them cool, actually. Oh. That's why they're outside the body to keep them below body temperature.

And then they go inside when it's cold. And they heat up, right? Yeah, yeah. It's like a temperature regulation thing. So you can cut this out, Claude. Three minutes later. Yeah, yeah. Totally, yeah.

Shooting blanks.s amazing this is better you can cut this bit out if you want a few moments later um god we could take this show on the road we could go traveling around the schools to find the uh uh eggs eggs no yes to find the ovaries which have the eggs in the ovaries. No, doesn't it need to go to an egg that's already descended? Not all the way up to the ovaries. No, it goes to the ovaries. No, doesn't the ovaries spit out the egg and you've got to catch it at the right time

so the sperm then finds... The egg is already there. Yeah, yeah. And the egg is travelling down the fallopian tubes. I don't know. Yeah. I thought that was when your period happens. No, your period is when your uterus is shedding its lining.

Cool. So you're not bleeding out an egg. You're bleeding out the lining of your uterus. That's scary. The egg goes with it, though. No, the egg goes with it. The egg goes with it. The egg goes with it.

We're bleeding eggs every time we have our period. We're releasing eggs. Yeah. It's from a Lewis song, Bleeding Eggs. Bleeding eggs. I keep bleeding eggs. I keep bleeding eggs. I keep bleeding eggs. And very educational

thank you everyone. I'm learning a lot. We're going to actually take this on the road to high schools next week. This is the new

life education caravan. Yeah. I'm being Harold. It's just me saying sperm and semen

over and over. I do a great Harold. You can be Harold and I'll be the puppet master. I'm the bum.

Sorry. Not this week. I'm on my period. Sorry. Maybe next week. Harold needs a pedodol. Maybe next week. Oh, no.

Okay, well, I'll be like a frog. Why's your hand so cold? Jesus, warm it up a bit For God's sake You missed the joke last week No, I've seen it on our Instagram Which one? How do you scare your gynecologist?

You become a ventriloquist Silly So silly Anyway No, it's fact Thanks guys It's fact. Thanks, guys. It's fact, not cap. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. I think there's nothing else to say after he's just done that. I literally just passed out. Shit. I think my ovary's descended. I've had too much at this after party. My balls are scended. My balls are up my fanny.

Stop. They're gone. They're about to be gone. Wait, wait. She has balls are up my fanny. Stop. They're gone. They're in the backyard. Wait, wait. She has balls? You don't know. Clearly. Look at her.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's wrap it up. Okay, ready? Let's go. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-C-O-G-O.

You can take me Hot to go Someone Honestly, who listens to this podcast? I don't know You have no idea what you're going to get Every time you download this You're like, I wonder what the hell They're talking about today

But is that the joy? That's the joy Is that the joy? I think that's the joy It's the fun of it Also, someone said that we should get Mama Di's version of that Hot to go to take the podcast

As our sting Yes, please Can we make that happen? Just while we're in the moment of that. Chop, chop, Claude. Whip your ass. Go, Claude, go! You dance for the man, Claudia. You dance for me,

Claudia. You dance for me, Claudia. You take your top off now, Claudia. Stop talking. You dance for the band. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.