ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 2nd September 2025

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

Clint has a big change coming up, that his wife has specifically requested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the After Party. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the After Party. Anybody feel like they're full of Doritos? Yeah, a little bit. Too many Doritos. I could have more Doritos. Yeah.

Do you my about have some there? You're a long way from the Dorito bag, so you won't be as Doritoed out as us. My wife, well, she didn't assume me an ultimatum, but she kind of, she didn't big. She asked nicely, I guess she used peer pressure. Can you guys guess what it was for on me today? Did you guess what it was for? To finally wash your underarms? No.

No, my underarms are doing well, thank you. Change your socks? No, oh yeah, she has been asking me to buy new socks. Oh, really? No more attempting to have any sort of affection with her? No, oh yes, but no. Sleep in a little bit longer, stop getting up at six? No, I got early bird disease off her.

Did you? Yeah, yeah. She's, her family at early risers. So even before kids, she was an early riser. Yes, very much so. Wait, is it the moustache? It's the moustache. Oh no

She wants it to go I mean she isn't the only one That has said something to you Who else has said something to me Quite a few comments online About your moustache Yeah good comments Yeah hot comments

Oh there's a mix Have you seen them? Who cares? Yeah but I don't care about the haters Yeah true I mean who cares about strangers' opinions You should care about your wife's opinion So this is what I said to her

I said Interesting I thought you were secretly on board and just pretending to not like it and she goes what gave you that idea I said oh okay I said

I have actually had quite good feedback and I do really enjoy having it and I'm enjoying growing it but your opinion is the one that matters so the only one well yours and hers yeah

yeah mom will have can we turn breeze my gosh it's better no you you sit here and listen I regret my decision Anyway, it could be last week

Since you've had your moustache for like a little bit now Do you get a white upper lip With the tan lines? I wonder if you would in summer You would wouldn't you? My dad does Yeah right His upper lip wouldn't have seen the sun in decades

Actually I think I remember when my dad shaved his off Yeah it was a different colour to the rest of his face Do you remember the first time Like my dad We'd never seen him without a moustache our whole life Now I reckon I would have been 12 or 13 and he walks out from the bathroom one day

he's shaving it off and it's so white I had the exact same experience same age yeah and all of us just went what the fuck how is that we were like whoa dad and mum was furious

oh it was my mum she told my daddy he had an ugly lip my brother cried my dad used to come out with different facial hair like once a month he would change his facial hair he would have like the full goate and then the little flavour saver and then like a beard, just a moustache.

He had the big walrus moustache at one point. Yeah, it's fun. It's one of the most fun parts about being a guy. I am kind of jealous. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, when you try on the little sticky moustaches, I look really good with a moustache. I also feel like you can hide behind a moustache and facial hair.

Yes. You know, which I'd really like to have that option. Well, they call it they call facial hair man make up. Yeah, but you don't have to do anything, really. Well, you've got to be able to grow it. And you have to maintain it. it. You don't have to maintain it.

You shave it here and there. Like most men aren't having to put in a shit ton of effort. You don't have to put it on every day. No. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, like you're not shaving every day. No, fuck no. I'm shaving once a week.

Do you reckon there is anyone out there that shaves every day? Yes, I went to school with a guy who had to shave every day even when he was in seventh form in year 13. Fuck. I feel like my brother's one of those people. Yeah. My brother does, yeah. Yeah.

Like, and he keeps like just a bit of stubble. Like that's what he's running And he's like having to shave it every day I haven't seen my brother's face In what year are we now Probably 12 to 13 years at least Your brother He's got a full beard

Like it's long He's got a massive beard Yeah I don't know what he looks like Like a young Hagrid Yeah no that's fair Yeah He does and he's a big guy Like your brother's tall

You know He's got long hair long beard When I met him I was like Hagrid Hagrid Sometimes he pushes it under his So we can see where his chin is. And we're like, that's where your face ends.

Did you guys see Jason Mamoa shaved off his? Yes. It looked not great. His will grow back fast, though. He's very manly. Lucy, my wife's main issue with the mustache, is that it started to part in the center. And that's the bit that she can't handle. It's kind of going like curtains.

Oh, so funny. How did we forget, which, yeah, what, whose mustache does that? It kind of reminds you of someone's mustache in the 40s or 50s. where they did part them in the middle and they like would like put gel at, yeah. Anyway, I'm going to have the mustache professionally trimmed on Thursday to see if they can make it look better than I can and then I'll make it an assessment on where that stays.

Can you leave the bits of the corner of your mouth long? No. I hate. No, I refuse to grow a novel. This novelty mustache will not turn into a comedy mustache. You know what used to make me feel uncomfortable when producer Ben was here. When it would curl over his mouth. His mustache would curl over his lips and I just would stare at it.

I couldn't help it. Can we put down in the sheet? We're going to put Clint's hair into a middle part. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can do it. I have my hair in a middle part for, like, my whole childhood. You've seen pictures in here. Yeah, no, but like in your adulthood, have you?

Oh, no. I just want to see what it looks like. Yeah, yeah. I've had it done at the hairdresser when they're cutting my hair. Like, they can't, I've seen it. You haven't seen it. No, we have not seen it. Don't we just come in with it.

Yeah, can you style your hair in a middle part? Yep. I want some volume. Ooh, middle part and mustache. Yikes. My great auntie Sue has a mo. No, I'm not even joking. It is prominent. She knows.

Yeah, no, it's actually like... Who's got a bit of mustache? Me or your great Auntie Sue? It's actually like a full-a-mo and she rocks it. Good on her. Yeah. I don't know I, but you know what? Yeah, ma'am, good on her.

She should do... Well, she probably has certain conditions like polycystic ovaries or something. What's that? A condition which messes with your whole. hormones. Oh, maybe. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah.

No, she's just a lovely lady with a mo. A moustache on a lady? Yeah. Are you Paul Henry? Me? Um, mm-mm-mm-mam, ma-ma-ma-ma-m-m-mm. Did you get it? No.

No. You will. I love Paul Henry. I didn't get it either. Is it a joke? Like, I don't know. Claudia, you always get it. Claudia made the joke.

Yeah, you actually didn't get my reference. Oh, what did you? you say she said that's a mustache on a lady which is the quote what paul henry said um you have stolen my dreams stop my childhood with your empty words how dare you um they'll do guys you guys need to give me more encouragement um whilst you're watching taskmaster i feel like you dropped off so much you ass i love you and i sit there and i laugh out loud i messed you so many times i messaged you every day i made a fucking remix of you for the show today I mean, I could post more on social.

You're bullying me for my, my worst part on the show. Oh, damn. Actually, you know what, guys? You know what guys? I don't need any, any, um, re- Oh, my God, make your mind up. Make your mind up. I don't, because I got it from the best person ever to get it from.

And so now I don't need any more. Jeremy Wales. No, it wasn't Jeremy Wells. Oh. No, Alice Sneddon messaged me and said that heaps of her friends had told her that I'm great on it. and she's been meaning to tell me. And I'm like, she's friends with heaps of funny people.

She's actually, she's friends with Rose. She's literally best friends with Rose Matafeo. Not saying that Rose Matafeo said that, but she's friends with literally the funniest people in the world. I've got Rose's number if you want to ring her and ask what she thinks of your season of task, no, no.

Fuck no. That would be good content. Fuck no. But anyway, Alice's opinion means more than any of your guys opinion, full stop. Well, thanks a lot. She doesn't know you like me, know you. I'm on Rose's close friends if you want me to just. post something. Don't you fucking dare.

I'm going to tag her and stuff. Don't. I'm not going to message you. You guys so mean to me. You started it. I'm going to a drum and bass gig. See you guys later. It's a Tuesday. I know, what the hell?

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