ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th April 2025

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

Okay, yes, it was us. We told Gracie Abrams to say "kick it in the dick" on stage and she actually did it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Bray and Clint podcast. If you tap the on button it cuts the microphone in and out. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh We won one after party back and then we missed one the next day but don't be mad at us because we were literally, literally speeding to the arena to interview Gracie Abrams, okay? And then running three blocks in the rain. Yeah. That was the speeding, right?

Can I just say the most incredible thing out of last night was the fact that I wore new Doc Martens, right? I wore new Doc Martens yesterday thinking, oh, it'll be a leisurely day, good time to wear them, not too much walking. Then we ran three fucking blops, not one blister. Wow. Not bad. That's very good.

Is that not amazing? Yep. And you know what? I put it down to- The amount of docks you wear? No. The thickness of your socks. Building up your dock calluses. Dock martin balm.

Oh. So this stuff you can, and then you rub it on the leather to like- Can you bring it in? Yeah, yours need it. I need to balm up my docks yours need it big time yeah but I swear by it now because you put it the guy that sold it to me he's like you need to put it on the inside of especially like the part that's at your heel yeah and they're like loot, and like- Did you wear socks? Yeah, of course, yeah.

Not wearing, wait. I was gonna say, you're wearing docks without socks. I thought you might have those new loafer ones. No, you're wearing, I do have the new loafer ones, but I wore socks. A lot of people don't wear socks with their loafers. Are they stinky footed people? No, not if you buy leather. I don't know if that's my vibe.

I didn't say it was my vibe either, but horses for courses. No, definitely. What's a horse leather? I may wear them without socks in the future, but not first go, not raw dogma. Have you ever thought about socks as being undies for your shoes? They are.

Yeah. And then the sockets are like G-strings for your shoes. Yeah. Remember when we then the sockets are like G-strings for your shoes. Yeah. Remember when we all wore sockets? My partner still hasn't let go of the sockets. She needs to move on. I was a deep, deep, deep socket user.

You've gotta move on. What about you, Pixie? What are you wearing? I'm wearing like, what do you call them? Calf, not calf, ankle socks. You got like a mid-length. Oh. Mid-length ankle socks. And in between. It's in between a calf, ankle socks. You got like a mid-length. Oh!

Ankle socks. And in between. It's in between a crew and an ankle. You're a bisexual sock wearer. I'm a bisexual sock wearer. A bisexual. You're a bisexual. Show us.

You get that foot in the air. Ah! Yeah, higher than a, it's, yeah, yeah. Higher than an ankle, but. Higher than an ankle, but yeah, not as high as a. What are those called? Crew. Is it a crew sock?

It's a crew sock. Tube socks, aren't they? Gym socks. When I hear tube sock, I think it's something bad. I think it's a boob tube. You think we were wanking into the sock. Yeah, yeah. Ooh.

But those are the socks. Crew, it's a crew sock. You wouldn't be fucking wanking into a sock yet, would you? I mean, if that was your only choice though. Yeah, crew socks. The person who we told the colonoscopy story in the podcast and they're in the main show podcast Just named me what they say said. How'd you shit joke go on the radio? Literally good To the colonoscopy yeah, Probably those ones the hospital gave you

Those little slip-on things Oh yes Disposables Hospital gowns Why, it makes me feel so weird Why is there nothing in the back? So they can access you What if they need access to the front?

Well then they can just pull it off But what if you've tied front? Well then they can just pull it off. Oh. But what if you've tied them in a bow? Yeah, it's easy to get those ties undone and then they can just slip it off the front of you. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right, when was the last time you guys wore a hospital gown?

When I had my nose job about two years ago. Oh, I've only worn one once in my life and I was a kid and I didn't know that I was supposed to put it on backwards Yeah, on front like a dressing gown laughed at me You know you're naked under it. No, I don't think so. That's right I just graduated and you know the gowns how they have the front bit Mmm, a guy I graduated with wasn't gonna wear clothes under it. He didn't like you all clothes under it Oh like a kid my god a literal just like a dress

Yeah, but I mean like you do with a kid little bit. Yeah sticking out the bottom when I graduated He didn't think you wore clothes under it. Oh my god. A literal dress. Like a dress. Yeah, but I mean like you do with a kilt. Like a jacket. Those little bare legs are just sticking out the bottom. When I graduated university, I couldn't afford my gown because you had to rent them. So my parents had to pay for it.

That's standard student behavior though. You reckon? Yeah, there'd be lots of students. Yeah. Thanks for rubbing it in guys, didn't graduate. Oookies. Do you want us to get you a fake gown and we can have a little graduation ceremony?

Am I the least qualified person on this? You're the least educated person on the show. No, not educated. Yeah, educated. I'm educated in the school of life. How does it feel that we did the same degree except you didn't graduate? Yeah, not good.

Not good. Not too good. Not good. Not good. Not too good. Not good. Not good. So. Bree's got two degrees. My mum still wants me to get it. My mum still wants me to get the degree.

Yeah, Bree's got all the degrees. I don't use any of the degrees. Very relevant. I don't use any of the degrees. Bree's got degrees, yeah. All right, should we go home? Yeah, I think so. Been a good week so far.

It has been a good week, hasn't it? You unexpected. We sure bloody kicked it in the dick. We're at the 66.6% mark of the week. Yay! No, we're at the 6... oh. No. What are we? We've just gone over the 60.

We've just gone over the 60. Yeah. It's not really... Is that it? Yeah, we've completed 60% over the 60. Just gone over the 60. It's not really... Yeah, we've completed 60% of the week. Oh don't get me into fractions, I believe you. Tomorrow will be 80. 40% of the week. I feel like that's too much.

Two days left. 40%. I believe you. 5, 6, 5, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take it hard to go. Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.