ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th August 2023

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

Another wild chat, we talk about where you've done a late night wee, the first time we can remember being intoxicated, and different parenting styles. We forgot to rate it but I'll give this another 6/10 - ClaudSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. This photo sucks. After Party. He's so much better looking. Duh. Stop talking about me like that. Get off my Instagram. Hey everybody, welcome to Brian Clint's After Party.

On holiday. On holiday. The holiday edition, where I haven't had a bra on for six days. I'm not going to wear a bra in Europe. I've decided. It's European. Get the titties out. It is quite European.

You can do anything and say that it's European. You can just do it. It's European. Smoking cigarettes? European. Smoking cigarettes? European. European.

Not shaving? European. Kissing? Kissing on the lips? Pissing in the street? European. Pissing in the street? You know you're going with your parents, right? Pissing in the street European Pissing in the street You know you're going with your parents right

Pissing in the street I'll just say it's European Yeah European Pissing in the subway It's Eastern European Eastern yeah I thought it was Northern European I'd say it's pretty Kiwi to be honest

Pissing in the street Yeah How many Kiwis do you see pissing in the street I piss in the street I used to work Oh Ella No I haven't In the garden maybe

I used to work overnights in a building that had like a security camera facing the doorway on a somewhat dodgy street and most nights there would be someone pissing on the front door yeah i saw someone's butt because she was pissing and then she put her butt right on the glass you know one time when i was living in brisbane my flatmate found this guy who was passed out on the footpath near our house and she lifted him up and brought him into our house, this young dude. What an idiot.

And then put him down on our couch. Anyway, I woke up the next morning and I was like, what the fuck is going on? It smells like piss and then i and then she we eventually figured out that he was either too drunk or i don't know anyway pissed all over the tv on the tv and the dvd player what yeah it was fucked what the hell it's fucking disgusting smell-o-vision it's fucking yum. And the PlayStation 2. How do you clean that?

I can't remember. I can't remember. Everyone around the world will be pissing in the street. Pissing in the street. Have you ever done that? Pissing in the street. You thought you were somewhere and you weren't and you were pissing somewhere else? Yeah.

Yeah, I pissed in someone's home office one time. How do you do that? I was too drunk. Yeah. A friend of mine on, I probably shouldn't say, on her wedding night, she. I love how you go, probably shouldn't say. Anyway, on her wedding night. She apparently got a bit too drunk, woke up in the middle of the night and then pissed in the side table.

In the side table. In the side table. Not ideal side table in the side not ideal at a hotel at a hotel oh that's epic that's epic she's pretty proud of it to be honest yeah my when i first went to university and i had never drunk tequila before we went out and everyone's like we're doing shots of tequila and i had a and went home, got in my single bed at the hostel, went to sleep. The university hostel, not like a boarding hostel full of other people. I had my own room.

And then I wake up in the morning. I was like, I had the strangest dream that I got out of bed, stood next to my bed, pissed onto my bed, and then got back into my bed. And you did? Oh, my God. Oh, yuck. The dream became a reality. Gutted.

Gutted. When was the first time you guys... Got back in? Got back into the bed? Yuck. One. Yeah, as you do when you're young. When was the time you guys remember that you first would have got a little bit intoxicated?

How old were you? I was at my auntie's wedding. How old were you? 14. Oh, auntie's wedding. How old were you? 14. Oh yeah? 15. 14. 14's grade 9. That's young. Yeah. Well in Australia it's grade 9. Yeah, huge blowout.

My parents never let me live it down. Ever. I didn't care about drinking so I didn't really start until I was 18. I was weirdly obsessed with it. I was like, you guys have to let me drink. Everybody drinks. You have to let me drink. I don't know what my obsession was.

I think because my parents were so like, yeah, that's fine. I was like, well, there's no point rebelling. That's what it was. I think because it was out of reach, I was like. I have to. Yeah. I was like not rebellious at all. That's some people's parenting technique, hey? Yeah.

It worked on me. Like parents who don't really care all that much about swearing. Yeah, they don't make it a big deal. God, I always love watching different people's parenting styles. I love those type of parents. I don't know if I could be those type of parents, but they relax and then the kids respect them even more. So you give the kid everything and you're like,

mate, you make the decision. it's up to you and then usually they make good decisions because you're not you're not um you're not guarding anything where you're like this is a no-go zone you can't do this and you can't do this and you can't do this it's good theory it's so child by child though Like, what will work. Yeah. Like, my daughters, my two and four-year-olds, they drink a lot, but they do it under my roof. Woodstock. Yeah. That's their vice. Yeah.

They're into the cruisers. I drank Bacardi Breezers when I was young. And I remember the first time I ever had to ask my mum if she could buy me some alcoholic drinks. And she bought me two, what's it named, mud shakes. Oh, yummy. She bought me two of them. I was like, what's this going to do? That's a responsible amount of alcohol to send your teenager out with, two drinks.

Yeah, I know, but I was... But you're right, it does make them go scavenging for other drinks. 100% it does. And then you start mixing drinks. And then you start mixing drinks. And then you're mixing with a vodka mud shake. Yeah, vodka mud shake. That's what it does. And then you start mixing drinks. And then you start mixing drinks and then you're mixing with a vodka mudshake. Yeah,

vodka mudshake. That's what it was. That smelled good. Yikes. Oh, yikes. What's the one thing that you can't drink anymore? Oh, there's a few.

Jaeger. Jaeger. Can't go near that stuff. Jaeger. It used to be Pink Pals. Pink Pals. Oh, the watermelon ones. Slowly getting there.

The hard stuff. Mine was the Raspberry Cru Pals. Oh, the watermelon ones. Slowly getting back. The hard stuff. Mine was the Raspberry Cruises. Oh, those things are like medicine. My friend Matt got hammered on the Raspberry Cruises at New Year's once. Red vomit? Yeah, red vomit. Yeah. We thought he was spewing blood.

Yeah. We were like, oh my God, we've got to get into a Raspberry Cruises. He's going to die. He's going to die. And he's like, oh, I feel better. This is Raspberry Cruises. I also can't drink Midori ever again

oh really yucky had a few big nights on the old luckily there's not much need to drink Midori

no I've never like god I'm in the mood for Midori I might go buy a Midori on the way on fuck I am

parched I am parched you guys call it Midori what was for you guys what can you remember was like your first drink of choice so you know how like obviously What is that? I am parched. It's like green liquor. You guys call it Midori? Like melon flavoured. For you guys, what can you remember was like your first drink of choice? So you know how like obviously my drink of choice now is a vodka lime soda because I hate stuff with sugar in it because it makes me feel sick.

But like when you were young, like what's the first drink you can remember where you were like that was my drink? Tui. A beer. Yeah, Tui. A Tui beer. Because it had a good ad campaign. It was cool.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're right. They had the Tui girls and the billboards, and I was like, yeah, I want to drink Tui. Yeah, that's cool. Isn't it funny? You guys have Tuis, and we also have Tuis. Yeah, we have Tui. A different.

And you have Tuis. What's Tuis? It's a brand of beer. T-O-H-E-Y-S. T-O-O-E-H-E-Y, maybe. Oh. I know. Something like that.

Yeah. Lots more letters. I used to drink two E's extra dry because I used to fuck you up. Yeah, mate. Nah, my first drink of two E's I can remember was Malibu Orange. Oh, what? Malibu Orange. Malibu, yeah.

Yeah, Malibu and Orange juice. Malibu and Sprite. Malibu and Sprite? Yeah. Or Malibu and Pine juice. Malibu and Sprite. Malibu and Sprite? Yeah. Or Malibu and pineapple juice is also nice. Ella, what's your drink? No, it's Malibu and pineapple. Malibu pineapple is quite common.

I was thinking of a Dorian Sprite. Yeah. Ella, what's your current drink of choice if you want to play the game? Back in the day when I was 18, it used to be KGBs, I think. Really? Yeah. KGBs? I just started drinking them again and they're still so good.

What are they? Oh, what? They're Russian, aren't they? They're like a lemon. Yeah. Lemonade. They're like a lemonade. Sprite, but alcohol.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, okay, yeah. Or the classic goon guys. Did you guys ever play the game where you'd ice people? No. No. You guys never got iced?

Oh, where you give someone a smirnoff ice to drink? Yeah. Do you do scrumpy hands? Nah, see, that wasn't a thing in Australia. We just iced people. Scrumpy hands needs to stop being a thing. Scrumpy hands sounds fucking dumb. Yeah.

Scrumpy hands and so many people fall victim to scrumpy hands. Sounds so stupid. What's the one where you build a tower out of the camera? You know what else is stupid? What's the game? We were filming a season of Treasure Island and it was one of the rat parties. And I've walked outside and a bunch of the camera guys, they were pissed as farts. And they'd put a box on their head and then they'd run at each other.

Oh my God. And they said it's like a New Zealand and then they'd run at each other. Oh, my God. And they said it's like a New Zealand game. No, that's not. The health and safety manager at one of my old jobs used to go to the beach and set off fireworks at other people. Jeez. What the heck? All right, let's go.

We've got to get out of here. Bye. You've got to go after it. Bye. Drink responsibly. Drink responsibly. And not until you're 18 Wait till your brain is fully developed

I'm going to say 27 We did With safe people that you love and respect Yes Speak to yourself