ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th January 2025

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

We finally get to take a bite of Claud's hairy peaches (not a euphemism...). Come outside of the studio with us as Bree shows the team the proper way to clean a peach (again, not a euphemism).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me off to go Welcome to the after party where I know we're going to do something with Claudia. I know we're going to munch on Claudia's peach soon, but we just need to address we did a great disservice to our friend Ella on the show, on the main podcast today.

It's not a big deal. It is a big deal. It is a big deal. It is a big deal. We let you down. What is the one thing, apart from doing stand-up comedy on the show, what's the one thing that you really want to do on the Brian Clint Show? Theatre sports.

And what did we do with Claudia today instead of you? It's fine. Theatre sports. And how many times did we do it? Twice. Back to back. But it's nice for Claudia to head time in the spotlight. And to be honest Claudia crushed it. I'm not going to lie. It might be Claudia's thing. It honestly

is. Which means all four of us are quite good. I think it's Claudia's thing. Claudia, you're very good. I mean Claudia's got a lot all four of us are quite fit. I think it's Claudia's thing. Claudia, you're very good. I mean, Claudia's got a lot of things. So to make up for it, we're going to do a little bit of role playing with Ella. Okay, what's the role playing? A little bit of light role play. Okay.

Ella, what would you like to be in this situation? You can be the shopkeeper or you can be the angry, agitated customer. I'll be the shopkeeper, please. You'd like to be the shopkeeper? Okay. Brie, you are returning a product. Me and Karen. Because the product was faulty, but we don't know what the product is or what the fault

was. Okay. And action. Yeah. Hi there. Hello. What was your name? Doesn't really matter what my name is, to be honest.

What's the problem? Because I'm pretty upset uh i want to return this bra this okay yes and what do you do you have a receipt with you uh no i don't have a receipt uh but clearly you can see that the bra is faulty what what was wrong with it so obviously you can see i'm gonna hold the can you not see what's wrong with this? I actually can't. May you explain? Have you tried it on? It's got holes cut out where my areolas go. Oh. And I put this bra on.

Yes. At a change room at the pools this morning and there was a lot of young children in there. Well, I hate to say it to you, but that is a new bra on our summer line. Well, they should put that on the tag. Well, I would have hoped you saw it before you purchased it. Was this a present? No, it was a bra for myself. So you bought it?

And it cost me, to be honest, I think an outrageous amount considering there's no padding in the front of the bra. Well, look, mate, I can't do much for you. Mate! Bring it to a head, Ella. Bring it to a head. Well, look, mate, I can't do much for you. Mate! Bring it to a head, Ella. Bring it to a head.

You're calling me mate! Security! I would like a refund, please. Security, take this titty lady out and put a shirt on. You can't walk around with no shirt on. You'll be hearing from my lawyers. Good. Ah, it would not do well.

Anybody else picturing Bree in that bra? Me! And the nipples are quite long. What? I would not do well. Anybody else picturing Bree in that bra? Me. And the nipples are quite long. What? In my head they were long and pointy. My head, they're big and juicy. I liked the bit in the store when you walked in and the shopkeeper greeted you with,

hello, what is your name? What's your name? Hello, what is your name? People don't do that, do they? No, not generally. Okay. Not without giving their name first. Hi, I'm Annabelle. What's your name? People don't do that, do they? No, no, no, not generally. Okay. Not without giving their name first. Hi, I'm Annabelle.

What's your name? Ah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They usually are like, what? Hi, how are you? Happy browsing? Let me know if you need help with anything. Let me know if you need help.

Got much on for the weekend? Fuck up. Don't ask me about my weekend. Don't talk to me. Okay, good. We can do more of that. But now Claudia has been waiting for us to... Oh, yes.

The time has come to devour some Claudia peach. Can you give the backstory for why we're eating this peach, Claudia? No. I think I'm pretty sure we talked about it on Monday. And it was something about how you and I don't wash our peaches. The background is, is for a number of years, I found out that Clint does not wash the fuzz off his peach. And then I've now found out he's got a bloody friend here in Claudia

who doesn't either. Can you explain to me how you wash your peach? You put it under a tap. Yeah. Bit of soap. No. Get your hands. You just put it under a tap and then you kind of Not soap, it's not pH belt. You just put it under a tap and then you kind of just rub

the fur off of it. With what? With like a paper towel? Water. Your hand. Oh, water. And your hand, yeah. Just comes off. Just go shake, shake, shake. Rub, rub, rub. Okay. You're a peach washer. If I feel like it. Right, okay. I feel like it's hygienic to wash your peach. Right, rub. Okay. You're a peach washer. If I feel like it. Right. Okay. I feel like it's hygienic to wash your peach.

Right. Okay. I have a concept. Yes. I'm going to start recording on my phone and we're going to go wash a peach. Oh, we're going to put this into the podcast. Okay. Sure. Okay.

All right. Are you recording? Yep. All right. Okay. Ella, get the peaches. Okay. I guess I'll show everyone how to wash their peach then.

Whoa. This podcast has gone 3D. Where are we going? Why don't we just go here? Yeah, we're going out there. We've got the peaches. Has anyone got a key? They're on ice.

They were on ice, but that was a couple of days ago. Quite a little petite peach. I don't want that one. Oh, that one's gone all yuck. All right. Can you demonstrate peach washing for us, please? Okay, so you just take your peach, get rid of your sticker. This is so, honestly.

Put your peach under the water, and then you just try to rub the hair fuzz off of it. You just get that in a little bit there, you know, just get in there. The nooks and crannies, and there it is, a washed peach. That's a little bit there. You know, just get in there. The nooks and crannies. And there it is, a washed peach. That's a nectarine now. It's still fuzzy. Yeah, it is, but the fuzz is gone.

Okay, I'll wash mine and we can eat it together. This one's yuck. Don't take this one. Yeah, no, don't worry. I was going to say something rude. All right, that's washed. Shall we return to the studio to consume Claudia's peach? Yeah, let's go.

You guys can go and have some peaches. Do you want this one? No, I'll get the yak one. Claudia doesn't want my washed peach. I don't want your washed peach. Do you want me to wash this one? No, we'll come back for it. You've got to go try them. No, I've tried it. I don't want your washed peach. Do you want me to wash this one? No, we'll come back for it. You've got to go try them.

No, I've tried it. You haven't. This is a you and Clint thing. And we're back in the studio. That was crazy. We're back in the studio. Okay, I've got a slightly moist peach ready to consume. Hello.

You just turned your lights on. It just still feels a little fuzzy. There's still a texture to it. Yeah, on the tongue it's quite grippy. My issue is now

I can't tell the difference between this and a nectarine. Yeah. One of them's wet. And wait, is there a time where you really need to? Well, no, I just struggle to tell them's wet. And wait, is there a time where you really need to? Well, no, I just struggle to tell them apart anyway.

Damn, I've got a juicy peach. That's all right. You can have your peach. Okay, you ready for the big review, Claude? Mm-hmm. Washed peaches, four days in the making. Mm-hmm. That's all right.

Tastes like peach. Bit velvety, eh? Nah, not velvety enough. Oh. Bree's not happy. Are you broken? Sorry, no. Are you good?

I'm just Googling. Should you wash your peach before eating it? Google says, yes, you should always wash a peach before eating it. Washing fresh produce like peaches removes dirt, bacteria, and potential pesticide residue. Remember when people were washing their fucking groceries from the supermarket after COVID? Oh, that was such a punish. You get home and you're washing like the outside of the bag of rice.

Yeah. That was just annoying. That was a good peach, you guys. It's a very good peach. That was worth the wait. We wouldn't know. We missed out. There's two more in the sink out there.

Oh, so do you want some? Did you just hit it with a fist? There's some flesh on there. All right. A lot of mastication going on here. Shall we get out of here? Yeah, I think it's time. Hey, Colin. Yeah?

Do you know what my favourite colour is? Peach? Orange. I'm talking to orange buttons. Oh, orange. Oh, yeah'm clicking the orange buttons. Orange. Oh yeah, I'll click this. Orange what? There's a new intro and an orange button that she wanted me to click.

What the hell was that? It's really weird. I don't think I liked it. I loved that she wanted me to click. What the hell was that? That's really weird. I don't think I liked it. I loved that. Made me feel uncomfortable. I loved it. Clint was rocking out. Like a T-Mu Jack Black or something.

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