ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 30th January 2026

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

Bree's got a look-alike cousin. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you ready? Are you ready for it? Bam, bram, brum, brown. Who! I'm having to...

Hi guys, welcome to the after party on a Friday. Woo-hee. Sorry, guys. What? What? Claudia and I got too drunk

at the pub lunch today. Oh, not too drunk. She was on the floor. She was on the floor. And she was anybody's. Yeah, it was so fun. I think I told you things I shouldn't have said,

but you know what? Fun. Nah, you didn't say much. to be honest There was that one intimate detail That one thing About Ryan

Yeah sorry I was trying to be vague Oh Anyway It's all good It's all good It's all good And he's vegan

Yeah What? I miss that Real vegan Yeah he's a real vegan Anyway That's all good God I feel good

About the weekend Coming up I'm on a very good Why? I don't know Life is good Oh it's all sorts It's my birthday.

But I don't know. The life is good, so I'm happy. I do not share those same feelings. Oh, fucking Buzzkill. What's the problem? Yeah, Buzzkill. I don't know. I just feel a bit, eh, at the moment.

What can we do to make you feel? I'm looking forward to the weekend, though. I am looking forward to tomorrow. Tomorrow will be good. Catching up with some friends. I haven't seen for a while, which will be great. And go to some family thing that I have to go. Oh.

Your side? No. They don't live here. Who of my family? family live here. I thought there might be a cousin. Family bar. You thought there might be a cousin?

Yeah, you don't know. I do not have a single family. How long have you known her? Yeah, forever. You would know that. I probably wouldn't shut up about it. Oh, my cousin. Oh, my cousin.

Oh, my cousin list. Oh, my cousin. But in better news. I don't think I've ever heard you talk about a cousin. Neither. Do you have a cousin? Here or in Australia. Do you have cousins?

Really? I've got cousins. How many? I've got cousins that I'm... I have one cousin where a lot of people say that we look alike. Are they Thomas Ells? Yeah, she's a Thomasel. She's my dad's brother's daughter.

And like so much so that I was in town over the Christmas break with my dad and we've gone to the local... The mechanics. It was a shop where they sell all kinds of bits and pieces. and my dad saw a friend of his that he hadn't seen in ages and this guy goes, whoa! You look exactly like Laura Thomasel. Wow.

Does your dad look like his brother? Yes. Right. Yeah. The genes be jeaning. That's the brother, I think my dad and him do look a lot. Is your dad's brother single? Oh my God.

No, but he's very rich. Oh, that one. He's got a mustache? No. Could he grow one? Yeah. Nice. I feel like they would look super similar if he grew a mustache.

Any other family members that are older for my mother? Oh. Come on, this lady needs to go on a date. I feel like. Pack one of you more Catholic family members for others. Oh, yeah. I've got a few Catholic family members. But the problem, a lot of the time Catholics don't.

They're either married or repressed. Yeah. They just don't divorce because it's frowned upon. Well, yeah. Yeah. Mom tried that. I don't look like any of my cousins. Don't you?

No. Yeah. Oh. Barely look like my siblings, to be honest. You look like one of your brothers. Do I? Yeah. Oh, Cal.

Yeah. Well, it's because the other two are ginger. See, the ugly one. Yeah. Oh, Claudia. Come on. Sorry. He's the more handsome one, to be honest.

I love that. The more handsome one. Really? Hensomer than you? You wouldn't. No, more handsome than my other brother. Oh. I was going to say,

your handsome Clinton. They're never going to fucking hear us. It doesn't matter. You don't reckon? What if one other cousin goes, oh, hey, you need to listen to this. That's my cousin that everyone says we look alike.

Oh, yeah, I can see it. Yeah. She's got blonde hair, so, but. Yeah. Oh, no, you're going to have to send them. Eyes aren't they good. Yeah. Nah, you're going to have to send everybody her Instagram handle.

Is she single? No. She's not. Are you? Why, is your mum interested in her? No. Imagine if your mum turned lesbian. I asked her.

Instead of dating a much younger woman from Australia who looked like Brie. I would love that for your mum. Me too. Get it, Queen. Has she tried? Has she at least tried? I love people where they're like, I tried. I tried.

I tried. It was yucky. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think that's what they were getting up at youth group. I think they were smuggling Bibles for... New Lala, naughty. Youth group would have been a long time ago for your mum.

Yeah. She needs to go on a... 90s. Women's retreat. Yeah. A naked women's retreat. She would be horrified at this. Nah, your mom's got a good sense of humour.

She does. She's a lovely lady. And you never know, as the great philosopher, Justin Bieber once said, Never say never. Never. Never say never. Hey, Miss Jaden Slav.

JP. Speaking of finding love later in life, is anybody watching the new season of shrinking on Apple TV? No. Fuck, I think it's one of the best TV shows of recent times. This is the one with Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford. It's got the guy from getting Sarah Marshall.

Oh, yes. He's brilliant. Jason Segal. He's one of my favorites. It's got one of the Wayin brothers in it. It's just, oh my God, the writing is, it's just fantastic. Okay, I'll have a lot. Writing's everything, eh?

Yeah. And the new season's got Michael J. Fox in it. Oh, that's cool. Because Harrison Ford's got Parkinson's. Yeah. It's brilliant. Anyway, that's my recommendation. We have to go.

I've got places to be, people to see. Yeah, me too. I've got people to do, places to see. I got something to... I got a World War II documentary to watch when I get home. Who are you, Richard, from the TV show Friends? You're going to get a cigar? See ya.

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