ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th July 2024

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody. Let's do it. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take it hard to go. Whee, that's hot.

God. It's our new opener. Scucks. I'd never heard it before. I didn't know when it was going to end. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Brian Clint's After Party.

You are listening to, I'm going to say this without fact-checking it at all, and then we can fact-check it after. All righty. New Zealand's longest-running afternoon radio duo. Press face. That feels plausible. You don't even have to name them. You can run through.

That's currently on the air, you mean? New Zealand's current. What about Jane Dunk? No, I think we beat them. Do we? I think so. I feel like they beat us. Nah, wasn't Th kirby there for a bit

potentially oh did they beat us they're the only ones that i feel like would be yeah maybe you're right maybe maybe you're right yeah that'd be our main competition are you on their wikipedia page ella yeah okay um if it if if they are beating us, then credit where credit is due. And I will rescind that comment. Oh, the producers are on there. Do we have a Wikipedia? Well, that's a job for the producers, I feel. I know one thing they definitely beat us at, winning radio awards.

Yeah. We only like being nominated, though. Yeah, we don't like to win. We don't like to take the limelight. I never liked it. The limelight? Not the limelife. Fuck me.

You little idiot. Oh, no. How's the research going? Oh, terrible. I get panicky. I can't read. I can't see anything. All right, can't read.

It's not that big of a deal. Okay, rock, paper, scissors. No, I know what I'll do. I'll go into images and I'll see. I have a question while Ella does that because that's super interesting to listen to. Yeah, yeah. Here's my question.

If I am going overseas, like I'm hypothetically, which I am, should- Oh, then literally. Like I'm going on Friday. Yeah, so not hypothetically. Hypothetically, though, if I haven't packed my bag yet, is that a big deal?

Depends. And I'll tell you what it depends on. How full is your washing basket currently? Full. Then it's an issue. Nah, I don't think so. And I'll tell you why. Because there's going to be things that you want for your holiday that are in your washing basket. And I'll tell you why. Because we're currently in winter.

I'm not going to need winter stuff. You're going to need undies and bras and singlets and shit. I've got like 60 pairs of undies. I'm good to go. You're going to need some trousers for... For what? It's like 40 degrees where I'm going. Yeah, but you'll need a pair of light trousers to wear to a restaurant, won't you?

I'll probably take one pair. Yeah. But not all my trousers are in the wash. Shame. I see what you're saying. She's still going. Uh-huh. I've got an idea.

I would pack... Oh, we're going out tonight. You would have done it tonight, wouldn't you? Yeah. But tomorrow morning's also fine. I can't do it tomorrow morning. I've got things on. Well, then Wednesday, two nights out from go time.

Wednesday night. Wednesday night. Because then... Which is... At least gives me... 36 hours before you fly. Gives me, like, Thursday to get stuff if I don't have it. Yeah.

I don't generally pack until the night before. But is that if you're going to Europe? Yeah. Yeah. The night before? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. The night before? Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's interesting.

Well, I've only been to Europe once, but when I did, yeah, the night before. What if you need something? I guess you can buy it there. You can buy it there, yeah. They have things in Europe. They've got shops. Are you taking a suitcase or a backpack? I'm taking like a soft suitcase. Like a rolly one? Yeah.

Because we're going to be on a boat so they actually don't allow you to take a hard suitcase or like an actual suitcase. It needs to be like a soft one. Ella, don't you listen to this conversation? You're busy. I've got it. Oh, she's got it. Okay. Okay. Thanks for padding for me. Ella, please tell us, are we

or are we not the longest running radio duo currently on New Zealand radio? Yeah. When did you start? Help me do the math. Sorry. We started in July 2018. Yes! We are! When did they start?

11th of December 2018. Oh, we just beat them. Six months still counts. Yes. Still bloody counts. I want to dive. That was the most research I've ever done in my life. How did you find it?

So I decided go onto this, like, podcast and go from the oldest. And then you found it there. Oh, that doesn't necessarily. No, I know. It's the first Blimmin' show. In the bio, so I did check. Oh, okay. Well, that checks out then.

That was smart, Ellen. Nice work. Oh, the bio, so I did check. Oh, okay. Well, that checks out then. That was smart, Ella. Nice work. Oh, my gosh. Sometimes I am quite a smart little cookie. I'm a little smart fart. Now that you're a detective, are you British? Yeah, mate. Yeah, okay.

Pour me a fucking pint. I need out. I need out, mate. God, who is hurt? Wait, am I not the worst person at accents anymore? What are you doing, mate? Can you pour me a fucking pint, would you? Oh, potty house.

Oh, potty house. Not you again, is that? While we're away, because Brie and I are going to be away for two weeks, can you just do our podcast, but Tom Sainsbury style, where you just do heaps of different characters? I actually would love that. Can I actually do that? 100%. Oh my god, my dream. Do it. Don't necessarily upload

it but definitely do it. We'll check it when we get back. We'll just post it to the podcast Facebook page and they can vote for it. I'd love that. I think that's my vibe. If anyone in this group were to ever do a one woman show, it would be her. All singing, all dancing.

Or Claudia would do one about the first time she got her period. Yeah, like a topless woman talking about their lives type show. Don't have to be topless. You'd do a vagina monologue. Yeah, absolutely. I used to make it weird. Oh, yuck. I didn't make it weird.

That's a reference. Human bodies are totally natural, Ella. No, man, I'm good. If I did a one-woman show, I'd perform it at Kaloosie in drag. Yes, get some heels on. Fuck yeah. If I ever did drag, I would definitely dress up in female drag. Way more fun.

And if I ever did a one-woman show, I'd get cancelled. Yeah. Why? Because I'm not a woman. But you can do a woman. But that's art. That's art. Yeah, I don't know. Dress up in drag woman. But that's art. That's art. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Dress up in drag. Yeah, I'd like to see Clinton drag. There's a great work on this, guys. There's a great work on this. He's wrapping us up. I am, because Brie and I are going out. We're going to eat some pie. How come we're not going out?

Sorry you're not invited. Well, you weren't here. I want a vegan one. And Ella, you're a vegan. You have my number. If there's a vegan pie, can you steal it for me? Can you steal it for me, son? I don't want to be the person that gets caught stealing a vegan pie.

If I'm honest. It's not what you want to go down for. I want to get caught stealing a steak and cheese. Here's another character. Or the Declaration of Independence. Take a pie from me, son. Just slip it under the door. I'll just have a little shnickle pie.

All right, let's wrap this up. Yeah, I think it's time to go. See you guys tomorrow. H-O-T-T-O-G-O H-O-T-T-O-G-O It is fucking time to go. Yeah!