ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 30th June 2025

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Bree's back from her secret mission and she's got a bit to catch up on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. Welcome to the After Party. God, there's so much to get through today. First of all, welcome back, Bri. Thanks guys. I'm back, baby. I'm back. We're not allowed to say where you were. Are we allowed to say, like, roughly what you were doing? No. Can we say that it was a... Backflip competition. No. Can we say that it was a... Back flip competition. No.

We can't. Only cause there's... I can't say actually on here. Yeah, I just want to be safe. But to be honest, everyone will know very soon. She had the shits, let's be real. I cannot tell you the thing that my daughter said then.

Oh. If I can't context it, I can tell you the thing that my daughter said then. Oh. If I can't context it, I can't say it. Okay, we'll talk about it later. Circle back. Ella give a fuck. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha. Did you, bro?

I wrote it down so hopefully I won't forget it. Oh, okay, can you, yeah, make sure you don't forget it cause I'd love to hear it. Bree. Yes. I know you were busy so you didn't reply to the video I sent in the group chat. What was the video? I farted.

She did reply. And I filmed it, and then they left the room, because we were having a meeting, and then we ended up having a meeting in another room! You cleared a room? That was so funny. But then you didn't reply, and I knew you were busy, so I wasn't up to it. Yeah, sorry. That's fine.

But go back into the Brie and Clint Critch chat. I will. I'll go back just for that, to have a look. Thank you. I'm so proud. You don't have to. No, it's fine. Oh, it's pretty good. We told her she wasn't allowed to post it.

No, no, I don't want to post my farts on the radio. You were on line. Yeah, who would do that? That's gross. Yeah, that's weird. So yeah, you good? Or, another thing we need to cover on this podcast is while I was away,

Ella took on Clint in Friday, okay? She it was her dream. Yes, she's been asking she's been itching for this She years she asked if she could do it. Yes. Yes, you did. It was your right. It was your idea His idea, but okay our idea I suggested it's not it time. It's not a bad thing that it was your idea. No! It wasn't though. Well, whoever's fucking idea it was. It was someone's. I thought it was a good idea.

I'll take it then. It was my idea. Because I'm having a week off too, so I figured Ella can go against me this week. And then Claudia can get her chance. And then Claudia can go against you. Oh mate. It was diabolical. Ella chose... Yeah, what song? I against you. Oh mate, it was diabolical. Ella chose... Yeah, what song? I don't even know what song it was.

I regret the song choice. So you chose the song. I was going with the way you guys pick as well. What's relevant, what's like a fun song. So Sabrina Carpenter, Man Child. Man Child. Man Child. Why you wanna be so bad. Tough. I was so confident.

Elycan, sing though. She can. She's the most musical out. You are. Famous. But it just proved to me that I'm shit as well. We're all shit. No, no.

You've just never done it before. What she said to me after she'd done it was that she, even she found the process challenging. It is quite challenging. Which I found quite vindicating to hear. Yeah, it's nice to hear. What I found, what I thought what was happening is Sam, the production dude who does it, he got me to sing the song like four times or whatever. I thought he was going to pick the best one. But in reality, he just layered them,

which is what you do in music. But they all just weren't like good. So I thought he would pick one of the shit ones. But we'll let it be the judge. OK, I want to hear both. And then I will vote. Well, you want to hear both? Yeah, I want to hear both.

OK, sure. Yeah. This was Ella's. You got to get your headphones off if you want to hear both? Yeah, I want to hear both. Okay, sure. Yeah. This was Ella's men's world. You gotta get your headphones off if you want to. You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it. Hold up, what are you wearing? God, I hope it's ironic. Do you just say you finished it and know we started? So just so familiar, baby, what do you call it?

Stupid! Or is it? Slow! Maybe it's... Useless! But there's a Q to work for it. I know. Men child! Why you always come running to me? I know My eye, half your brain just ain't fair

Man child Why you always come a-runnin' Takin' all the lovin' from me Hey, hey, there was good bits, there was some shaky bits. For your first go, pretty good I reckon. I'm never doing that again. It was a true Friday okay. To be honest though with you, you know where you really fucked it.

The Man Child? The song choice. Yeah it is. I think you really stitched yourself up. Do you know what I'm good at? Yeah you put one right in the pocket for old Clint dogs. Can you just play me your... You just want my hook?

Yeah, yeah, just the hook. Man child Why you always come running at me Not bad. Way better. Way better. Who won? Ella. What was the score?

3-2. Oh, it was close. Down to the wire. Happy to get away with the win, Ella. No, I think we only went to four votes. Yeah, we did, eh? Might have been three one. She won three one.

I was disappointed. I was low-key cocky. Low-key. It's harder than you think, eh? I've been humble. I've been humble. It's harder than you think. At least yours is done now.

I was like, oh my God, this is so fun. So, like, shit, mine's still coming up. What are you thinking, Claude? She wants to do Benson Boone. No I don't. I just thought it was fun but no one, you're right, no one knows that song. I just really like it. So I'll just do it in the car on the way home and get it out of my system. She wants to do this one. Ooh, Mr. Electric.

Hasn't been on the radio long enough. He wouldn't really know it. Well I'm sure there's other songs in your range. Otherwise, we were talking about the Scissor Sisters and I think that would be quite fun. Can you play us some, I Don't Feel Like Dancing from the top? Let's see what it's like.

From the top? Yeah, from the top to the bottom. This is such a fun song. How's this sound? Wake up in the morning. It's a Jump Jam song. Wake up in the morning. I don't know the words but I am pretty sure I can do them.

It'd be tough but it'd be fun. Otherwise I was going to do I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness. A more horrible thing. Have we done that? I believe in a thing called love. We haven't done that one. That'd be fun too. Have you done?

Cause it's your debut. Mm-hmm. I... I believe in a thing called love. I believe in a thing called love. No. This was my city star song. You have free reign on song choice, it's up to you.

I just wanna do something that's not too far out of my range, but is still fun. Can I ask what is your range? Uh, alto, are you high or low? Do you know what your range is? No. Sopranos high, altos low. Neither, mine's kind of mid. I'd be a tenor.

Is that tenor? No. I think you're worth more than that. I think I'm a bass. That was good, Brie, that was a good zinger. No, I wasn't listening. Tenor. Nah, you're a fiver. I don't know what I would be. What are the different ones? Soprano, alto. Wait, what's the highest? Soprano. Soprano is my... Alpha. No, alto isn't it? Beta. Alto's low. Shut up, Claudia. Lesbian. Bare. Bisexual. Top. Bottom.

Transgender. Twitch. Switch. Or verse. Yeah. Can I do my gag now? Yeah, go on. I've been trying five times in a row.

To finish this podcast, you can do it. Can we do the song, will you guys sing the song Evermore, Running? No. What's the gag? Oh, it's just a funny song. Run it! I love this song.

Run it! I can't go that far! What's the gag? Oh, it's not a gag, I just love it. I wanna put it forward. All right, pull that, get that off, get that off. Drums, everything, it's down to you now. We're not finishing the podcast on that.

No. There's a post in the Brie and Clint. What the fuck? No, no. No. Don't make me the podcast on that. There's a post in the Breanne Clint. What the fuck? No, no. Don't make me the bad guy here. You're a bad guy, Clintus. Okay, you come to us with a pre-prepared gag

and we trusted you. There was no gag. I did expect a gag. There was no gag. I was expecting a gag. Me tonight and you'll gag. That was better than your other one. That was better than your other one, yeah.

A post in Bree and Clint's group therapy Facebook page states, for anyone wondering what Bree's been doing on her week off, the team behind, anyway, they've posted a link to what they think you've been doing. Oh, carry on. What is it? It's a single on Spotify titled,

Nah, it's cool. You can just diarrhea in the ocean and no one even cares. It's a real song and here it is. ["Nah, it's cool"] You can just diarrhea in the ocean and no one even cares What a box. This is AI right? Has to be.

I hope. I love it. This is the pinnacle of human intelligence right now. Not gonna lie, I went white water rafting yesterday. Oh Christ, where is this story going? What are you shitting? I went white water rafting yesterday, and we went down the biggest commercially

rafted waterfall in existence, seven meters high, and we're in their wetsuits, they give you wetsuits, and I'm not joking, I feel like I had water, because it was so high, and we tipped, we tipped, we went in, and I feel like the water went straight up my anus, and then I felt like I was gonna shit in the wetsuit. I had to, I literally was holding on,

I was like, I'm gonna shit all through this wetsuit. A true steamer. A true steamer? That's where they get their name. That's where they get their name. That's where they get their name. That is where they get their name. Imagine you get to the end and you did and you're like, fuck how hard was it shitting in the wetsuit guys? And everyone else is like, sorry?

I don't think people... We actually didn't do that. No one's shitting in the wetsuits. No one? Oh that's crazy because we actually didn't do that. No one's shitting in the wetsuits. Oh, that's crazy because we actually didn't do that. How embarrassing. Pussing in a wetsuit's fun though. No. No, it gets trapped. Who cares?

You just loosen up the side. Hey, hey. We've got to give these wetsuits back. Who cares? You're like, how much to buy the wetsuit? There's a bit of shit in there. I think I love this wetsuit so much I'm going to buy it and take it home. How much to just wear the wetsuit home? Mmm. I don't think I'm ever going to take this wetsuit so much I'm gonna buy it and take it home. How much do you just wear the wetsuit home?

I don't think I'm ever gonna take this wetsuit off. They're not nappies. Burn the wetsuit. We're gonna burn this wetsuit. Alright guys, wrap it up. Good to have you back. See you later. Freeze back! Freeze back! What about her back? Woo!