ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th May 2024

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

We're one day out from the 3 Girls: 1 Race 100m sprint between Bree, Claud and Ella, and everyone is feeling the pressure. We had an expert on to give us the odds of winning, we're stretching between songs, and by this time tomorrow we'll have a winner! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Alright, let's do the Brian Clint podcast introduction break. Welcome to the After Party, everybody, where it is less than 24 hours before the big race. Less than 24 hours. I actually have so much anxiety. Mainly around getting hurt. Oh, is that your anxiety?

Yeah. Ella's got anxiety around failure. Yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah. Is that what you feel anxious about? Honestly, real chats what I've had my whole life

in sport people laugh at me I get a ball in my face my friends' parents make fun of me and like that's so ruthless what the hell?

yeah like honestly they sound like arseholes how do they make fun of you? well one time in netball I was a pretty good netball player back in the day

but one time my parents' friends were watching and I didn't catch the ball and my face caught it funny i get it that is so funny yeah it just was became a thing good that you understand that that is definitely it's pretty definitely funny and it's pretty funny they just always brought it up and it's more just other things i could give it a go and people get so competitive and then they get mad because i'm not as good life with competitiveness. I get it, though.

I get it. Yeah, so yesterday, not going to lie, emotions came up, but it's fine. It's a fun little radio thing. It doesn't matter. It's also incredibly serious. Oh, yeah, yeah, very serious. But also, yeah, very serious, and we're all feeling the pressure. I don't feel any pressure because I know I'm going to win. Oh, okay.

I've decided I'm going to change the negative self-talk and I'm going to bat myself. Well, if you listen to the main podcast, we had an expert on today giving the odds on each of the competitors. And let's just

say Claudia. He was brutal with you, though. The odds are not what I expected. Neither. I'm confused. Yeah, I've copped it. How did he get to that number? A range of factors.

I kind of agreed. He said age played a big part in it. And typical, typical us women, as soon as we get past a certain age, they throw us out. We're not worth anything. You're nothing. You're worth a lot. Nothing.

Not just a woman, as a sprinter you're well past your prime too. No, that's how we feel. That's how all us women feel. Sorry, can I just say that you're not past your prime as a woman, just as a sprinter. Fuck. I'm going to clip that. See? You're priming. See that? You're priming, babes.

I'm going to show all of you I'm priming tomorrow when I win this race. You're primed and ready to go. When I win this race, I'm going to prove to all the women out there that feel discarded because they might be older that we've still got it, baby. We're pretty much the same age. And do not write us off yet. Don't write us off yet.

I'm going to win for those reasons. You're putting a lot of pressure on those 35-year-old hamstrings. Aren't you? Doing this for all women. All womankind I'm just going to go hard I did a test sprint this morning guys I feel like that was bullshit

Like the odds that I got And it was because of my age But you got a really high number So I'm going to put money on you I'm like four times the amount of the other girls I'm going to make bank betting on you You are I'm going to bet bank bidding on you. You are. If they were real odds, you wouldn't be allowed to bid.

I'm going to bid on myself. You wouldn't be allowed to bid. Surely I can bid, just not on myself. I can bid on myself to win. Yeah, I think you can only bid on yourself. Yeah. Why would you bid on someone else? Yeah, that's true.

I can bid on myself to win. Yeah. That's fine. Fine, I'm bidding on myself to win. Yeah. That's fine. Fine, I'm betting on myself. It's like Holly Holmes' team of people when she was fighting Ronda Rousey put $200,000 on Holly to win. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's allowed. Should we each put in a dollar and whoever wins gets all $3 and then you get to go buy a little sweet treat from the dairy afterwards? Three whole dollars? Yeah. I will literally give you $3. Oh, thanks. I just thought it would be fine.

It's not that I'm bad. I've just thought of another thing that's going to affect my performance tomorrow. My asthma has been playing up lately. So I'm going to... Can someone remind me to bring my puffer for real, though? Hit the scruffer hard beforehand. Can you actually, for real, though, remind me to bring my puffer? Are we getting a drug testruffer hard beforehand. You actually, for real though, remind me to bring my puffer. Are we getting a drug test?

No, I told you you're allowed to use whatever drugs you want. Do you have any handy? Because I don't. I'm going to get hammered. I feel like I'm faster when I'm drunk. You can get drunk. And by that I mean I'm going to drink responsibly. Does caffeine help?

Two or three drinks. Would it make you faster? Caffeine helps. Well, it makes you sharper. It will give you energy. I don't want to be sharper because then I'll feel the pains more. I'm going to take pre-workout. Oh, I'm going to down some dry protein.

That's good. Just be careful because I have to work with you guys the whole afternoon. Zing, zing, zing, zing. I'm going to have a brownie. Should I bring a heat pack for anyone who breaks a knee? If you break a knee, we're going to need more than a wheat pack. An ambulance has to get called to get someone on standby. Yeah, oh my God, imagine.

We literally have the radio awards next week. Yeah, this is such a dumb idea. I told Bree also, if either of them fall down, I'm going to finish the race and then come back and check on you. Correct. There's plenty of people to check on them. They're not your problem. And I said, that's fine with me.

I'd do the same. Just so everyone knows, it's not that I'm being too competitive and don't care. You know, this whole thing will be over in less than 30 seconds. I like that you say 30 seconds. You hope it's over in less than 30 seconds. I was going to say 20, but yeah. That's what I say to my wife. 30's being a bit much, aren't they?

You know, you do a lot of complaining When there's things That are going to be over In less than Yeah we should have Just done it on the day It's really not that long We need to drag it out

And make elegant More ways than one Alright Alright Thoughts and prayers Keep the messages coming in Support Whoever you want

Criticism Oh we should put We should We should put up Publish the odds should put up the odds at the podcast group. I'll take a photo and put it in the group now. Everyone can bet fake money. Yeah, who you got?

Get it in the comments. Good luck. Sleep well. You've done the hard work now. I've done anything. I've literally done nothing. Now it's out of your hands. So get some sleep and see you at the start line, everybody.

Senorita, awesome. What? Have you seen that? Someone's going to tear their anus. Not me. Maybe me. ZD's Brand Clint. On own horse. Not me. Maybe me.