ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 30th November 2023

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Producer Claud had a bad time at the doctors today and wants to vent about it.    ** No After Party tomorrow - we'll be too busy boogeying at the Christmas Party **See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the After Party. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party where Claudia has promised us an awkward story that happened to her at the doctor and she's going to tell it in the studio. Hi Claudia, nice to have you in here. Hi Claude. There's a party going on out there so you can hear everything everyone's saying. Oh is that what it is? We thought you guys wanted to be close to us. Party's popping off.

Oh yeah, it's for the drama so I can stand up and tell my story. So you want to share a doctor story? Yeah, I've actually got two doctor stories. Is it a pap smear? No, one's for context and then one's for why I hate doctors. Okay. So the first one, a couple months ago I'd say, I went in for, after having COVID the second time,

I was like, I'm having a bit of chest pain, which is not good. Not good. And I went in and they did all their doctor talk, didn't talk me through anything. And they're like, you need to get this blood test, this thing, an ECG, blah, blah, blah. We'll do the blood test. I hate the doctor talk. Yeah. So I was like, okay.

You had to have an echocardiogram. Yeah. And I was like, I don't know what an ECG is, but they've said blood tests. So I'm getting a blood test. I waited in the waiting room. No one told me what to do. Finally, they called me, brought me into this random room that like people were already standing in and so that to kick them out it was very unorganized yeah and then they brought me in the room I was like cool time for a blood test and

they were like okay cool now take off your shirt and I was like what what and I was like oh this must be what an ECG is and I was like yeah and I was like okay cool and they were like oh and the bra too no like okay but i hadn't mentally prepared for this no so i'm standing in this room like just like i was at one side of the room and she was like okay now go sit on the bed on the other side of the room so i'm walking like naked like oh this is just terrible and i had to lie there do you cup them or do you hold them crossed arms oh yeah crossed arms is probably the most. Instead of, yeah, one each.

I usually just cup. Yeah. Like when I'm walking through my house, like trying to look for washing to put something on, I just cup them. I do at home, but I felt at the doctor it was a crossed arms situation. I think you went with the right decision. But then we did the whole thing, it came up clear.

But it was just the not being ready to be naked in front of a stranger. Wait, wait, wait, what did you do? Was it the blood test or was it the echocardiogram? No, it was the echocardiogram. So I had to lie on a bed, arms to my sides, just titties to the ceiling. Your boobs were out. They were out. Apparently the underwire in your bra affects the way you wear it.

What if you're wearing a sports bra? Yeah, that probably would have been fine. But she just put stickies all over me and I'm lying there just like nature. Did she put pasties on you? I wish she did. On your nips? I wish she did. Modesty pasties.

No modesty pasties. Little tassels. Yeah, but they came up clear and I was very like, I cried on the way home because I was like, I just wasn't ready for that. Yeah. Wow, really? Yeah, it's like when you go for a pap smear,

you mentally prepare for like a week going into it. I'm going to have to take my pants and my underwear off and I'm going to have to spread my legs in front of a stranger that's going to stick some cold thing in me. That'll be me when I get my first prostate exam. When I finally do it. But if it's a surprise prostate exam. How old are you guys?

40. Oh, this is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit. 40. How old are we? 18. Yeah. It's so daunting when you're that young.

Like going in to get something that, it's very invasive. It's the definition of invasive. Yeah. They invade you. They physically invade you. Going in to get something that it's very invasive. It's the definition of invasive. Yeah. They invade you. They physically invade you. And I get why people avoid it because it is, but it's so important.

Like it's so like. Don't make us play the pap smear song. When was it? Was it Ella hasn't. She'd never been for a pap smear. And I was like, oh my God, you need to go for a pap smear immediately. Did you take it? No, I didn't take it, but I encouraged her.

I encouraged her to go and that it'd be the best thing. Me and the boys are going to go and get our prostate exam together. Oh, yeah? No, we're not. Are you going to do it in a circle like human centipede? No, we're not going to check each other's. We're going to get checked by an expert. Okay. I don't want some rando who doesn't know what they're looking for up there.

You know what is the worst feeling, the worst thing to feel in a prostate exam? When it's coming out? Oh. Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's quite good That's a good one Worst feeling in a prostate exam

Well good on you Claudia You're a big brave girl Well thank you I had to go back today For a different thing Oh god Wait it gets There's more

There's more This is a separate story But just as bad for me So I went today After that Was my last experience At the doctor Where I was like

I was not ready And it was just a bit of a shock And so I went back today that was my last experience at the doctor where i was like i was not ready and it was just a bit of a shock and so i went back today because i've had covid again and now i'm like oh no chesty oh no apparently it's a throat infection if you don't want it to know i'm fine thank you for asking uh and i went there my first time at a new doctor so they had to do the whole like we'll sign you in do all the exams and that kind of thing and so it was like we'll do your height we'll do your blood pressure we'll do all that and then okay now we'll sign you in, do all the exams and that kind of thing. Oh, no. And so it was like, we'll do your height, we'll do your blood pressure, we'll do all that. And then they were like, okay, now we'll do your weight.

And I was like, okay. I hate this part. I haven't looked at the number in a while. And I was like, I don't want to know. And I specifically said, I stood on the thing, looked away from the screen, specifically said, just don't say it out loud. Oh, okay.

I don't need that right now. I don't need to know. I haven't mentally prepared. Yeah. And she's like, oh, loud. Oh, okay. I don't need that right now. I don't need to know. I don't want, I haven't mentally prepared. Yeah, and she's like, oh, haha, yeah, okay. And then as she's writing it down, she said it out loud. What an a-hole. Literally immediately after, it was like, don't say it out loud. And she's like, haha, yeah, the number.

Oh, that's such a dick move. Yeah, and I was standing there just like. I'd never go back to that doctor. What the fuck? I wouldn't. I'd never go back. I'd never trust her again. Remember when we took you for your bungee jump earlier this year

and they write it on your hand in Big Vivid? It's so fucked. They have to do it for safety. No, they fucking don't. Can they write it on your back or something? Yeah, they do. How about they put it on your wrist and then you can put your jacket over it? Well, yeah, but they need to be able to see it.

The people at the booth. Yeah, they need to see it once to be able to pick what bungee cord they put you on. I'll ask them to write it like a tramp stamp just on your lower back so you can't see it. You can just be like, oh, there it is. If it makes you feel better, yesterday at F45 was the final weigh-in for the six-week challenge and you have to stand on this machine

and hold these like arm things. And not only does it give you your weight, it also tells you how much body fat you have um the full bmi like the full bit like pretty much every number under the sun like relating to your body and its makeup and it's the most horrific thing she hands you the page and i was like i don't need the page let me just rip that i don't think i need the page finding out what percentage body fat you are is so confronting. And then it tells you on this scale like where you are for your age

and if it's normal or if it's bad and like all this kind of shit. I'm like, I don't need this right now. Thank you so much. And I paid for it. I was like, I'll pay for this shit. I don't need this. Well, wherever you are, Just remember Christina said it best When she said

You are beautiful No matter what the doctor says No matter what the doctor says Yeah You don't They shouldn't have said it out loud You are beautiful Go get your pap smear

They'll stick it in your foof This song has legs, I like it It does So don't you bring me down today Don't you bring me down Bye everybody Oh, thank you if we're in your Spotify wrapped And you're sharing us to your story

We love it We love you Tag us We would love to see where we came in In your year on your Spotify Because if you're listening to this Then that's how you obviously consume the Brian Clint Show. We appreciate it.

It keeps us going, and we love to see it this time of year every year. So please tag us in. We're going to rub a few people the wrong way. All that too, Claudia. We see where your mind's at. We're going to run a competition next year where if you tell a friend about the podcast

and they start listening, you win a prize. Yep, that's definitely a thing we've discussed and improved. Also, some feedback on yesterday's podcast, full podcast. My mum said she loved Pick a Path radio. She said it was exciting. You didn't know what was going to happen. I loved it. Neither did I because no one told

me it was happening. I didn't tell anyone. We picked her path. Yeah, I picked my path. There's no after party podcast tomorrow by the way Bree's got to fly to Australia So don't be alarmed Don't tell Claudia she's looking good There'll be a normal podcast but not an after party podcast

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